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I can't floss!

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By *hickennchips OP Woman over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

Why can't I! My arms and legs don't conform!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The kids at work laugh at me cause I can’t do it either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They've even started doing this on CBeebies now... it confuses me

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'd just mastered the dab!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why can't I! My arms and legs don't conform!"

You’re going to make your gums bleed if you use that much force...

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By *hickennchips OP Woman over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

"Why can't I! My arms and legs don't conform!

You’re going to make your gums bleed if you use that much force...

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I can floss, dab, twerk, all that shit. My kids hate it, so I do it often. Practice makes perfect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why can't I! My arms and legs don't conform!

You’re going to make your gums bleed if you use that much force...

I can’t do the dance either.

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

If God wanted us to floss, he'd have made our mouths wider or our fingers smaller! OR BOTH!

My dentist says floss with the rubberised inter-dental sticks; works for me & less hassle & frustration!

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I can floss, dab, twerk, all that shit. My kids hate it, so I do it often. Practice makes perfect

Get you! I'd love to see you twerk it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just look like a deranged penguin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I learned at the weekend! I was so good at it. I was also d*unk. I seem to not be as good sober

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If God wanted us to floss, he'd have made our mouths wider or our fingers smaller! OR BOTH!

My dentist says floss with the rubberised inter-dental sticks; works for me & less hassle & frustration! "

I think you’ve missed the new dance called the floss!

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By *hickennchips OP Woman over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

"I learned at the weekend! I was so good at it. I was also d*unk. I seem to not be as good sober

Sounds like a plan - drink more first! I'm so frustrated as I really want to be able to do it!!

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I can floss, dab, twerk, all that shit. My kids hate it, so I do it often. Practice makes perfect

Get you! I'd love to see you twerk it"

I genuinely think it's easier if you have a fat arse, it kind of gives it momentum

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"I can floss, dab, twerk, all that shit. My kids hate it, so I do it often. Practice makes perfect

Get you! I'd love to see you twerk it

I genuinely think it's easier if you have a fat arse, it kind of gives it momentum

I’m going to want to see the live show

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I can floss, dab, twerk, all that shit. My kids hate it, so I do it often. Practice makes perfect

Get you! I'd love to see you twerk it

I genuinely think it's easier if you have a fat arse, it kind of gives it momentum

My arse is robust,my twerking not so much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t understand why your legs have to go in time when you floss I stand still and pull the white floss through teeth

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Dud you see Dara do it on Mock The Week?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I tried it in front of my niece and nephews (and their friends) last weekend much to their amusement. I just can’t do it

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By *XMandMXxCouple over a year ago

swindon

My other half asked what flossing was, I called in our six year old who demonstrated perfectly... I was amazed!?

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I can do it but look like a twat! One of my kids can do it so fast and for ages, I'm in awe of him!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I say mouthwash is better and more thorough

Flossing pushes stuff under the gums

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By *hickennchips OP Woman over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

So, I'm in front of a mirror, YouTube is on, and I still can't get my legs and arms to cooperate! This could be a long night

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