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over a year ago
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"Someone asked me if I'd like to fart on him once. Who can fart on demand? "
Don’t squeeze too hard!
Someone asked me to do an Alaskan pipeline. And sent photos proving he had done it before  |
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By *xxx30Man
over a year ago
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"What’s the oddest fetish you’ve heard of? Would you try it?"
Probably extreme estim ( regular estim is a small pulse) put with the extreme stuff is high voltage and long bursts that can seriously hurt you |
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By *xxx30Man
over a year ago
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"Someone asked me if I'd like to fart on him once. Who can fart on demand?
Don’t squeeze too hard!
Someone asked me to do an Alaskan pipeline. And sent photos proving he had done it before "
I just Googled that and now feel the need to burn my hard drive |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone asked me if I'd like to fart on him once. Who can fart on demand?
Don’t squeeze too hard!
Someone asked me to do an Alaskan pipeline. And sent photos proving he had done it before
I just Googled that and now feel the need to burn my hard drive "
Yep!!!!  |
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By *xxx30Man
over a year ago
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"Someone asked me if I'd like to fart on him once. Who can fart on demand?
Don’t squeeze too hard!
Someone asked me to do an Alaskan pipeline. And sent photos proving he had done it before
I just Googled that and now feel the need to burn my hard drive
Yep!!!! "
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How can that be a sexual fetishism I mean I have a liking for feet and I consider that on the wild side  |
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"What’s the oddest fetish you’ve heard of? Would you try it?"
Read this on someone’s profile and had a WTF moment
My hubby works days so I’m bored in the days!. I set up a little place where I hide my used thongs! All I want it men to wank into them for me and put them back so I can go and suck the cum out of them! Why not hey? It’s not cheating and I’m still getting my cum fix hehe
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone asked me if I'd like to fart on him once. Who can fart on demand?
Don’t squeeze too hard!
Someone asked me to do an Alaskan pipeline. And sent photos proving he had done it before "
I just googled that, you should have put a disclaimer on saying ***DO NOT GOOGLE***
That sounds horrid |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What’s the oddest fetish you’ve heard of? Would you try it?
Read this on someone’s profile and had a WTF moment
My hubby works days so I’m bored in the days!. I set up a little place where I hide my used thongs! All I want it men to wank into them for me and put them back so I can go and suck the cum out of them! Why not hey? It’s not cheating and I’m still getting my cum fix hehe
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Erm |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone asked me if I'd like to fart on him once. Who can fart on demand?
Don’t squeeze too hard!
Someone asked me to do an Alaskan pipeline. And sent photos proving he had done it before
I just googled that, you should have put a disclaimer on saying ***DO NOT GOOGLE***
That sounds horrid "
I’d rather people googled it at their own risk than someone asking me to explain  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a guy who I was chatting to on here a few weeks ago and he asked me if I liked snowballing.
I had to confess I hadn't heard of it so he sent me a link to a porn video that made me want to heave.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Breeding tops the list for me. I'm high on live and let live, but that seems irresponsible. (I don't mean "having children") "
Oh I HATE the breeding messages |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There was a guy who I was chatting to on here a few weeks ago and he asked me if I liked snowballing.
I had to confess I hadn't heard of it so he sent me a link to a porn video that made me want to heave.
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By *xxx30Man
over a year ago
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"Breeding tops the list for me. I'm high on live and let live, but that seems irresponsible. (I don't mean "having children")
Oh I HATE the breeding messages "
The one time I had in protected sex was with my gf and I was sat thinking to my self I'm to clever to be a father at 16  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone asked me if I'd like to fart on him once. Who can fart on demand?
Don’t squeeze too hard!
Someone asked me to do an Alaskan pipeline. And sent photos proving he had done it before
I just googled that, you should have put a disclaimer on saying ***DO NOT GOOGLE***
That sounds horrid
I’d rather people googled it at their own risk than someone asking me to explain "
Just sounds like another method of recycling to me... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone asked me if I'd like to fart on him once. Who can fart on demand?
Don’t squeeze too hard!
Someone asked me to do an Alaskan pipeline. And sent photos proving he had done it before
I just googled that, you should have put a disclaimer on saying ***DO NOT GOOGLE***
That sounds horrid
I’d rather people googled it at their own risk than someone asking me to explain
Just sounds like another method of recycling to me... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone asked me if I'd like to fart on him once. Who can fart on demand?
Don’t squeeze too hard!
Someone asked me to do an Alaskan pipeline. And sent photos proving he had done it before
I just googled that, you should have put a disclaimer on saying ***DO NOT GOOGLE***
That sounds horrid
I’d rather people googled it at their own risk than someone asking me to explain
Just sounds like another method of recycling to me...
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I'm sorry  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Google ‘dredging’
Do you mean "oil dredging"? I urge everyone not to look it up.
I’m so tempted... it’s to do with cleaning up discarded condoms....."
Oh lord...maybe not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone asked me if I'd like to fart on him once. Who can fart on demand?
Don’t squeeze too hard!
Someone asked me to do an Alaskan pipeline. And sent photos proving he had done it before
I just googled that, you should have put a disclaimer on saying ***DO NOT GOOGLE***
That sounds horrid "
Should have posted this earlier
Now I need to rinse my eyes with bleach |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone asked me if I'd like to fart on him once. Who can fart on demand?
Don’t squeeze too hard!
Someone asked me to do an Alaskan pipeline. And sent photos proving he had done it before
I just googled that, you should have put a disclaimer on saying ***DO NOT GOOGLE***
That sounds horrid
I’d rather people googled it at their own risk than someone asking me to explain
Just sounds like another method of recycling to me...
I'm sorry "
What is it? |
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"Sounding usually divides opinion "
I would get bored. Sitting in a little dinghy with a lead weight on a piece of string and shouting 'By the mark twain' every now and then? Sheesh.
Still....if that's what floats your boat!!! |
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over a year ago
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"I've just googled some of these. Whilst disgusting, the Urban Dictionary definitions and examples given are very funny.
P.S. Did you know a Blumkin was the male version of a Clamkin? "
I did after googling!!!! |
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"I've just googled some of these. Whilst disgusting, the Urban Dictionary definitions and examples given are very funny.
P.S. Did you know a Blumkin was the male version of a Clamkin?
I did after googling!!!!"
But how can it be? Blumkin is such a nice word. Blumkins should be running down the Yellow Brick Road or following Willy Wonka (perhaps not ) with helium charged voices. It shouldn't mean.........THAT  |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"I've just googled some of these. Whilst disgusting, the Urban Dictionary definitions and examples given are very funny.
P.S. Did you know a Blumkin was the male version of a Clamkin?
I did after googling!!!!
But how can it be? Blumkin is such a nice word. Blumkins should be running down the Yellow Brick Road or following Willy Wonka (perhaps not ) with helium charged voices. It shouldn't mean.........THAT "
Eeeerm, have you heard of the oompa blumpkin then? Another wee urban dictionary gem! |
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"I've just googled some of these. Whilst disgusting, the Urban Dictionary definitions and examples given are very funny.
P.S. Did you know a Blumkin was the male version of a Clamkin?
I did after googling!!!!
But how can it be? Blumkin is such a nice word. Blumkins should be running down the Yellow Brick Road or following Willy Wonka (perhaps not ) with helium charged voices. It shouldn't mean.........THAT
Eeeerm, have you heard of the oompa blumpkin then? Another wee urban dictionary gem! "
I daresn't look....but I's gots ta know...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone asked me if I'd like to fart on him once. Who can fart on demand?
Don’t squeeze too hard!
Someone asked me to do an Alaskan pipeline. And sent photos proving he had done it before "
I’d not heard of this before but have just read the urban dictionary explanation and it’s given me the giggles! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone asked me if I'd like to fart on him once. Who can fart on demand?
Don’t squeeze too hard!
Someone asked me to do an Alaskan pipeline. And sent photos proving he had done it before
I’d not heard of this before but have just read the urban dictionary explanation and it’s given me the giggles! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One I don’t get is the men in adult nappies
Have you seen the TV program where men dress up as living dolls?
No I haven’t! Where would I find it?"
It's called Secrets of the Living Dolls, it was on C4 so maybe 4OD? Or YouTube has everything |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"One I don’t get is the men in adult nappies
Have you seen the TV program where men dress up as living dolls?
No I haven’t! Where would I find it?
It's called Secrets of the Living Dolls, it was on C4 so maybe 4OD? Or YouTube has everything "
Oooooooh I wanna watch that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't understand getting aroused by dirty smells.
When a guy messaged me asking if he could sniff armpits after work and sank I just thought I'd heard it all by then.
I declined I might add. |
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but I don't think that will be as bad as some surely???
Nikki
