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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man  over a year ago

london

I've found out about a new sexual position....

It's called ”Parcel force” you wait in all day and no one fucking cums!!!

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By *etLikeMan  over a year ago

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"I've found out about a new sexual position....

It's called ”Parcel force” you wait in all day and no one fucking cums!!!"

Can I add another position: BT Openreach. Arrange to hook me up then give a lame excuse for each of their three no shows

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

I'll add the Chinese lingerie. They promise a large one and when it turns up its tiny.

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I'll add the Chinese lingerie. They promise a large one and when it turns up its tiny."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A 71 is the new 69.

Its a 69 with 2 fingers up her ass

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By *etLikeMan  over a year ago

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"I'll add the Chinese lingerie. They promise a large one and when it turns up its tiny."

Asian sizing yes. I had the opposite problem in Malaysia. I went into an H&M and the labels were in English and Malay. I assumed that the boxer briefs would be sized accordingly and bought large. Now I only wear those ones in the house, for fear of them falling down or me looking like a teenager with them hanging half down my butt cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A 71 is the new 69.

Its a 69 with 2 fingers up her ass"

Or the 99 - same as a 69 but you stick a flake up her ass.

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man  over a year ago

london

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hahaha those are funny

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man  over a year ago

london

Very

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