Morning Glory

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Every morning i have one without fail, what’s the science behind it. I mean I could Google it, but where’s the fun in that ?!

By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"Every morning i have one without fail, what’s the science behind it. I mean I could Google it, but where’s the fun in that ?! "

That's what happens when you keep dreaming about me

By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It’s natures way of saying ‘have a wank’ without you having to think it.

By *ust for BeckyMan over a year ago

Godalming

A full bladder applies pressure to your prostrate and causes arousal.

At least that’s what the scientists think...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Every morning i have one without fail, what’s the science behind it. I mean I could Google it, but where’s the fun in that ?!

That's what happens when you keep dreaming about me

Wow, how did you know ?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Check the front door, you may have been sucked off while you were snoring.

By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"Every morning i have one without fail, what’s the science behind it. I mean I could Google it, but where’s the fun in that ?!

That's what happens when you keep dreaming about me

Wow, how did you know ? "

It's an all too common occurrence I'm afraid

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Check the front door, you may have been sucked off while you were snoring."

Fucking hate that when it happens !!

#youknowwhoyouare

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every morning i have one without fail, what’s the science behind it. I mean I could Google it, but where’s the fun in that ?! "

It’s because I pop over every night before you kick me out at 4am

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Every morning i have one without fail, what’s the science behind it. I mean I could Google it, but where’s the fun in that ?!

It’s because I pop over every night before you kick me out at 4am"

I like the bed to myself lady !