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Recommend a Swingers Christmas Carol
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By *tomComMan
over a year ago
Wellingborough |
"Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon Virgin Mother . lol I dont think that the Song , lol as its never Silent.  "
If it is then you are doing something wrong .. hehe |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
To the tune of 'Winter Wonderland':
Lacy things, the wife is missin'
Didn't ask, her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
In the store, there's a teddy
Little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"
Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade
And join the parade
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Lacy things- missin'
Didn't ask- permission
Wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
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I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
3 fit lads and one large bed
and I will be in ecstasy
I just want them on my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true...
All I want for Christmas is rude
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
hard and willing throbbing willies
but not so big they make me bleed
I won’t dress them in my stockings
When I’m sitting on their face
Santa Claus won't make me happy
But 3 fit lads, now that is ace
I just want them for my own
More than a couple of hours or so
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is rude
Oh I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow
I'm just wanna keep on taking
in every position I know
I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
He’s too old and lives too far
and hear he’s got a tiny dick
'Cause I want fit guys here tonight
Holding on me down oh so tight
And they’ll know what to do
Baby all I want for Christmas is rude
All those cocks a throbbing
Waving in the air (so brightly yea)
And the sound of me just screaming
Loudly fills the air
And they all are coming (oh yea)
I want those boys just coming
Santa won't you bring the three I really need -
won't you please bring those boys to me
Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just want to see 3 fellahs
Standing right outside my door
Oh I just want them for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas is Rude
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To the tune of 'Winter Wonderland':
Lacy things, the wife is missin'
Didn't ask, her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
In the store, there's a teddy
Little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"
Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade
And join the parade
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Lacy things- missin'
Didn't ask- permission
Wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ho, ho, fuckin ho,
What a croc of shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough - we quit!
Cos we do all the fuckin work
While he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse,
Ho, ho, fuckin ho! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"on the second day of christmas my true love gave to me two leather gloves and a quick fuck under the tree ...
on the "
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A three-fingered fuck, two leather gloves and a quick shag under the tree |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me and mates used to sing this to people who never gave us any money:
#Oh piss off, you stingy git, piss off, piss off you stingy git,
We hope you choke on your turkey and have a rotten christmas..#
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"on the second day of christmas my true love gave to me two leather gloves and a quick fuck under the tree ...
on the
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A three-fingered fuck, two leather gloves and a quick shag under the tree"
on the 4th day of ................. gave to me three hot birds, a three-fingered fuck, two leather gloves and a quick shag under the tree.
on the |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"on the second day of christmas my true love gave to me two leather gloves and a quick fuck under the tree ...
on the
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A three-fingered fuck, two leather gloves and a quick shag under the tree
on the 4th day of ................. gave to me three hot birds, a three-fingered fuck, two leather gloves and a quick shag under the tree.
on the"
fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
A FIVE - MAN - GANG -BANG!
four hot birds, a three-fingered fuck, two leather gloves and a quick shag under the tree. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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sixth day ... my true love gave to me
a right good flaying,
A FIVE - MAN - GANG -BANG! four hot birds, a three-fingered fuck, two leather gloves and a quick shag under the tree. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's s'posed to be six of something... aha!! mind if I change your lyric slightly..
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
Six of the best, A FIVE MAN GANG BANG, four hot birds, a three fingered fuck, two leather gloves and a quick shag under the tree.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
Seven grans a swinging,
Six of the best, A FIVE MAN GANG BANG, four hot birds, a three fingered fuck, two leather gloves and a quick shag under the tree |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
Eight ladies licking..
Seven grans a swinging, six of the best, A FIVE MAN GANG BANG, four hot birds, a three fingered fuck, two leather gloves and a quick shag under the tree! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
ten words so filthy,
9 ladies gobbling, Eight ladies licking..Seven grans a swinging, six of the best, A FIVE MAN GANG BANG, four hot birds, a three fingered fuck, two leather gloves and a quick shag under the tree! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
twelve fuckers fucking,
eleven rimmer rimming,
ten words so filthy,
9 ladies gobbling,
Eight ladies licking..
Seven grans a swinging,
six of the best,
A FIVE MAN GANG BANG,
four hot birds,
a three fingered fuck,
two leather gloves and a quick shag under the tree! |
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getting excited now lol