 |
By *r_Pink OP Man
over a year ago
london stratford |
A couple meet up one from Mars the other Earth and chatting away as couples do and the subject of sex comes up."Just how do you Martians fuck?" asks the Human. "Same way you do," replies the Martian.
Later that day the couples decide to swap wives for the night and experience sex with each others partner. The female human and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips, but he's got only a teeny prick about half an inch long and as thick as your finger
"I don't think this is going to work," says the humans wife.
"Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?"
"Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough for me! and won't get inside this as she flashes her fanny to him"
"Not a problem," he says, and starts to slap his head with his hand. With each slap, his Martian cock grows until it's more than big enoght.
"Well," she says, "That's impressive, but it's still pretty thin...."
"Again not a problem" and starts pulling his nose. Each time he pulled it cock grows thicker and thicker until he cock is more than wide enoght to please the earth woman.
"Wow!" she shouts "come here big boy and fuck me silly" and fall into bed and fuck like crazy for hours. The next day the couples rejoin their partners and go home.
As they get home the Earth husband asks his wife, "Well, was it good?"
The wife replies "Well I hate to say it," she says, "but it was pretty fucking great how about you?"
"It was OK," he replies, "but a little weird. The whole time she was slapping my head and pulling my nose." |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
