Not me you nosy buggers ....
I took Pooch on a doggy date last night thinking he's a 2 year old virgin . I guessed he'd be interested in a lovely little female terrier . The owner wanted puppies and we thought let's get them together. So Pooch got there , sniffed her arse and fucked off out in the garden and went to sleep . Charming  |
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Well I think you should congratulate pooch that he's not a slag and isn't doing the any holes a goal mentality, maybe he wasn't attracted to her or wanted to get to know her personality first?  |
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"You might have to help him/show him what to do and where it goes.
I don't know how you go about that Surely they know. It's animal instinct  "
Not always. Seriously, you might have to put the (doggy) P into the V for him |
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"You might have to help him/show him what to do and where it goes.
I don't know how you go about that Surely they know. It's animal instinct
Not always. Seriously, you might have to put the (doggy) P into the V for him"
That is not happening . Ever . He can work it out for himself Thankyou very much |
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"Not me you nosy buggers ....
I took Pooch on a doggy date last night thinking he's a 2 year old virgin . I guessed he'd be interested in a lovely little female terrier . The owner wanted puppies and we thought let's get them together. So Pooch got there , sniffed her arse and fucked off out in the garden and went to sleep . Charming "
I'm trying to shoehorn a "doggy style" joke in.
Theres got to be one in there somewhere. ......  |
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"Not me you nosy buggers ....
I took Pooch on a doggy date last night thinking he's a 2 year old virgin . I guessed he'd be interested in a lovely little female terrier . The owner wanted puppies and we thought let's get them together. So Pooch got there , sniffed her arse and fucked off out in the garden and went to sleep . Charming
I'm trying to shoehorn a "doggy style" joke in.
Theres got to be one in there somewhere. ...... "
Well I have to say that the dogs owner was quite fit , so that would have been funny  |
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You might have to just let them socialise with each other for say 15 minutes or so a few times.
You get to chat the other owner up.
Whoever does it first gets a prize, make a game of it.
You either buy your dog a 'well done' gift or you buy yourself one. |
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"You might have to just let them socialise with each other for say 15 minutes or so a few times.
You get to chat the other owner up.
Whoever does it first gets a prize, make a game of it.
You either buy your dog a 'well done' gift or you buy yourself one."
Haha . I may make an excuse just to go round there again |
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"It's very warm... Maybe he just couldn't be bothered with all that humping and panting in the middle of a heatwave? Give them a few more chances, maybe when it cools down a bit."
Trying again tonight . Hope I can chat her owner up too she's fit as |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"Not me you nosy buggers ....
I took Pooch on a doggy date last night thinking he's a 2 year old virgin . I guessed he'd be interested in a lovely little female terrier . The owner wanted puppies and we thought let's get them together. So Pooch got there , sniffed her arse and fucked off out in the garden and went to sleep . Charming "
Lucky Pooch.
At lest he had a chance. Witch is mor than ive had
Seriously thow maybe she is not in sezon yet ?
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