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I thought the drought was caused by this warm weather but nope it's definitely between my legs .. I think I'm loosing my touch.. hmm sat here thinking how much of a possibility it is that if this no sex phase continues any longer I may have to endure the wonderful experience of what loosing my virginity once again was ( till he pushed it in and I came back to reality anyway )  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it. I'll do them anyway
So rude ! She could have replied straight away
Obviously another fake
#Everyonesfaultbutmine
#lucid"
#slitmyballsonmyrazor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you were a guy, everyone would be like ‘you’ve got 12 veri’s and your last one was last month’
But as you aren’t a guy....just checking the bus times to your house |
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"If you were a guy, everyone would be like ‘you’ve got 12 veri’s and your last one was last month’
But as you aren’t a guy....just checking the bus times to your house "
but my last veris from two months ago also only involved sucking dick  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry for the delay I had to result in watching porn I'm afraid If I got any drier down there Id catch fire next time I went for a stroll  "
Could have watched on my flat screen mirror. But you know, what evs! |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
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"Sorry for the delay I had to result in watching porn I'm afraid If I got any drier down there Id catch fire next time I went for a stroll "
In that case may I offer my services.
It's been a while for me, so I'm liable to go off like a fire extinguisher   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry for the delay I had to result in watching porn I'm afraid If I got any drier down there Id catch fire next time I went for a stroll
In that case may I offer my services.
It's been a while for me, so I'm liable to go off like a fire extinguisher "
You might have a faulty nozzle if you havnt been serviced in a while |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"Sorry for the delay I had to result in watching porn I'm afraid If I got any drier down there Id catch fire next time I went for a stroll
In that case may I offer my services.
It's been a while for me, so I'm liable to go off like a fire extinguisher
You might have a faulty nozzle if you havnt been serviced in a while"
Oh god I hope not.
Best get it serviced then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry for the delay I had to result in watching porn I'm afraid If I got any drier down there Id catch fire next time I went for a stroll
In that case may I offer my services.
It's been a while for me, so I'm liable to go off like a fire extinguisher
You might have a faulty nozzle if you havnt been serviced in a while
Oh god I hope not.
Best get it serviced then "
Always best |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"Sorry for the delay I had to result in watching porn I'm afraid If I got any drier down there Id catch fire next time I went for a stroll
In that case may I offer my services.
It's been a while for me, so I'm liable to go off like a fire extinguisher
You might have a faulty nozzle if you havnt been serviced in a while
Oh god I hope not.
Best get it serviced then
Always best "
Any ideas of the best servicing routine ? |
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