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By *heblackmac OP Man over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

Yes I do like licking women's clitoris,,,,but better be cleaned first NOT the ones with bad hygienes.

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Yes I do like licking women's clitoris,,,,but better be cleaned first NOT the ones with bad hygienes. "

Only the women's ones?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I do like licking women's clitoris,,,,but better be cleaned first NOT the ones with bad hygienes. "

Thats why I always have wipes with me just in case I have to lick one in order to survive but it is uncleaned.

So a little wipe and here I am

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By *obbytupperMan over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Yes I do like licking women's clitoris,,,,but better be cleaned first NOT the ones with bad hygienes. "

I suppose we have to guess which of the people you met caused you to make that statement?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What’s the female version of smegma?

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

Flagrante

"What’s the female version of smegma?"

Sparg I believe

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

"What’s the female version of smegma?"

No idea... Limescale?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I do like licking women's clitoris,,,,but better be cleaned first NOT the ones with bad hygienes. "

Man up ya wimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I do like licking women's clitoris,,,,but better be cleaned first NOT the ones with bad hygienes.

Thats why I always have wipes with me just in case I have to lick one in order to survive but it is uncleaned.

So a little wipe and here I am "

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By *heblackmac OP Man over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

"Yes I do like licking women's clitoris,,,,but better be cleaned first NOT the ones with bad hygienes.

Man up ya wimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s the female version of smegma?

No idea... Limescale?"

Different kind of plumbing..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its why i always take my karcher jet wash on a meet, pressure watch the clit instead of munching on cottage cheese.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I do like licking women's clitoris,,,,but better be cleaned first NOT the ones with bad hygienes. "
omg I always take bleach with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I do like licking women's clitoris,,,,but better be cleaned first NOT the ones with bad hygienes. "

Thanks for sharing. I’m glad you put NOT in capitals, now I know you mean it. Maybe you ought to seek a better class of woman. I have never had the misfortune of an unhygienic clitoris.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its why i always take my karcher jet wash on a meet, pressure watch the clit instead of munching on cottage cheese."

Do you do the insides too, to remove any BV detritus?

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By *afadaoMan over a year ago

Staines

"Yes I do like licking women's clitoris,,,,but better be cleaned first NOT the ones with bad hygienes. omg I always take bleach with me

Little known fact but this is how good old Barry Scott made his fortune. Tired of face plunging upon unhygienic clitorises (or clitorides) he developed a product he could spray that would instantly clean matters up.

This was called Clit Bang.

After one or two instances of extreme pain to female genetalia caused by said product, he decided it was best suited to hard core domestic cleaning, added a couple of letters and hey presto - we have Cillit Bang.

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Actually I loved an ex girlfriend’s nickname for Fem Fresh.

She called it Twinkle Twat

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Yes I do like licking women's clitoris,,,,but better be cleaned first NOT the ones with bad hygienes. "

Not a fan of the blue waffle then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I do like licking women's clitoris,,,,but better be cleaned first NOT the ones with bad hygienes. omg I always take bleach with me

This was called Clit Bang.

"
Ha that made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I do like licking women's clitoris,,,,but better be cleaned first NOT the ones with bad hygienes. omg I always take bleach with me

This was called Clit Bang.

Wins the Internet for the day!

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Wet wipes, Karcher pressure washers. Pfft.

Everything’s clean after the first few licks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh the irony...is picky about the hygiene of the clitoris but has bareback pictures

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I do like licking women's clitoris,,,,but better be cleaned first NOT the ones with bad hygienes. omg I always take bleach with me

This was called Clit Bang.

Utter genius!

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By *icassolifelikeMan over a year ago

Luton

"Yes I do like licking women's clitoris,,,,but better be cleaned first NOT the ones with bad hygienes. "

Oh I know! Like licking a curdled cheese lollipop

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By *heblackmac OP Man over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

"Oh the irony...is picky about the hygiene of the clitoris but has bareback pictures

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they are cleaned and good licking them x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh the irony...is picky about the hygiene of the clitoris but has bareback pictures

they are cleaned and good licking them x"

Im sure a quick douche with the dettol reduces the risk of STI

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lick it now. Lick it good. Lick this crack just like you should.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh the irony...is picky about the hygiene of the clitoris but has bareback pictures

they are cleaned and good licking them x

Im sure a quick douche with the dettol reduces the risk of STI

Don't forget the toothbrush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh the irony...is picky about the hygiene of the clitoris but has bareback pictures

they are cleaned and good licking them x

Im sure a quick douche with the dettol reduces the risk of STI

Don't forget the toothbrush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You found the clitoris then

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Yes I do like licking women's clitoris,,,,but better be cleaned first NOT the ones with bad hygienes.

Only the women's ones?"

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By *40 maleMan over a year ago

chesterfield

"Oh the irony...is picky about the hygiene of the clitoris but has bareback pictures

they are cleaned and good licking them x

Im sure a quick douche with the dettol reduces the risk of STI

Just dettol? What about Milton, that sterilises stuff, no wait, she might want kids one day. Or have I just misunderstood the entire thread? Sod it dettol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh the irony...is picky about the hygiene of the clitoris but has bareback pictures

they are cleaned and good licking them x

Im sure a quick douche with the dettol reduces the risk of STI

Just dettol? What about Milton, that sterilises stuff, no wait, she might want kids one day. Or have I just misunderstood the entire thread? Sod it dettol"

Milton is always good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh the irony...is picky about the hygiene of the clitoris but has bareback pictures

they are cleaned and good licking them x"

Like kfc finger licking good?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I do like licking women's clitoris,,,,but better be cleaned first NOT the ones with bad hygienes. "

yet you go bareback ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its why i always take my karcher jet wash on a meet, pressure watch the clit instead of munching on cottage cheese."

That sounds fun actually.. you'd need excellent aim though.. some struggle to find it despite being millimetres away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I do like licking women's clitoris,,,,but better be cleaned first NOT the ones with bad hygienes.

Thats why I always have wipes with me just in case I have to lick one in order to survive but it is uncleaned.

So a little wipe and here I am "

Good man

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By *heblackmac OP Man over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

"Its why i always take my karcher jet wash on a meet, pressure watch the clit instead of munching on cottage cheese.

That sounds fun actually.. you'd need excellent aim though.. some struggle to find it despite being millimetres away"
excellent aim to you yours would be great

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I do like licking women's clitoris,,,,but better be cleaned first NOT the ones with bad hygienes.

Only the women's ones?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate it when a man dirties up my clit by touching it with his same mouth that he’s so keen on using to blither on rudely about meets that may not have gone so well. Yes, hygiene. Obviously. But also, discretion and non-gleeful shaming of whoever the woman or women you licked that didn’t meet your subjective taste test. Whilst I commiserate that you put something in your mouth you didn’t like, I had a Parma Violet once and feel your pain, I simultaneously think “what a twuzzock of a guy, I’d hate to meet him”.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Suppose I know what you mean I hate stinky knobs as well op.

Yep that's the best answer I can come up with I'm afraid. If you can't beat them and all that...

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By *c-ukMan over a year ago

Sevenoaks

omg.. strawberry flavoured wipes.. jeeezz we could do all flavours.. That's a business idea right there !!

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By *W ChapMan over a year ago

Swindon

In your last pic, I'd be more worried about the state of the carpet.

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

"You found the clitoris then

The what?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s the female version of smegma?"

Blue waffle?

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Yes I do like licking women's clitoris,,,,but better be cleaned first NOT the ones with bad hygienes.

Thats why I always have wipes with me just in case I have to lick one in order to survive but it is uncleaned.

So a little wipe and here I am "

Not an acetone one I hope

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I do like licking women's clitoris,,,,but better be cleaned first NOT the ones with bad hygienes.

Thats why I always have wipes with me just in case I have to lick one in order to survive but it is uncleaned.

So a little wipe and here I am "

Just trying to imagine a ‘Lick clitoris or die’ scenario. ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do hope that we use wipes responsibly and buy washable or biodegradable ones.

Normal one take 100 years to rot down...

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Oh the irony...is picky about the hygiene of the clitoris but has bareback pictures

they are cleaned and good licking them x

Im sure a quick douche with the dettol reduces the risk of STI

Don't forget the toothbrush

But no floss!!!

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"What’s the female version of smegma?

No idea... Limescale?"

That's why I always rinse it with Calgon after showering.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s the female version of smegma?

No idea... Limescale?

That's why I always rinse it with Calgon after showering.

"
your showerhead good idea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its why i always take my karcher jet wash on a meet, pressure watch the clit instead of munching on cottage cheese."

I just gagged.... Please don't tell me anyone had really seen something like that??!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You found the clitoris then

With my nose.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I do like licking women's clitoris,,,,but better be cleaned first NOT the ones with bad hygienes.

Thats why I always have wipes with me just in case I have to lick one in order to survive but it is uncleaned.

So a little wipe and here I am "

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By *heblackmac OP Man over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

"Yes I do like licking women's clitoris,,,,but better be cleaned first NOT the ones with bad hygienes.

Thats why I always have wipes with me just in case I have to lick one in order to survive but it is uncleaned.

So a little wipe and here I am

"
go on than ,spread your legs....

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By *icassolifelikeMan over a year ago

Luton

I went to the library the other day for a hard copy book of the clitoris.

Couldn’t even find the book!!

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