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over a year ago
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Would it go something like this ? 
Jeremy
So Bob why are you here?
Bob
Because that minger ignored all of my 67 messages and then blocked me
Jeremy
And she has a picture of herself with her norks out on a sex site
Bob
Yes and she meets other blokes, I can’t accom but she can and it’s not like she hasn’t had a cock or two in the past is it, she’s well stuck up mate
Jeremy
So she answered none of your messages even though you sent pics of your cock over a toilet bowl from lots of different angles
Bob
Yeh I did them in the bogs on the motorway services as well, I even did one of my cock next to the Sky remote !
Jeremy
I think she’s not worth it but here she is, the Fab bird
Fab bird storms on and tells Bob you git you don’t even have a face pic and your married !
Jeremy
So you ignored all his messages who do you think you are ?
Fab bird
I don’t fancy him and he’s married and his Todger is tiny and very hairy
Jeremy
But you’re on a sex site so why don’t you bonk him
Bob
Yeh why don’t you bonk me yer big tease
Jeremy
Yes why don’t you
Fab bird
Because he’s married and I don’t like him
Jeremy
We need to get the Genius to sort your head out your nothing but a time waster
Bob
No one knows I’m married except you
Fab bird
yes you thick twonk and now do 3 million others lol
Bob
That’s not me someone is using my details I erm erm, TAXI !
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought you'd found someone you were attracted to Kev. 
Great though, made me snigger.  "
I'm attracted to quite a few but I have restraining orders stopping me contacting them |
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"I thought you'd found someone you were attracted to Kev.
Great though, made me snigger.
I'm attracted to quite a few but I have restraining orders stopping me contacting them "
Oh you got the papers |
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"I thought you'd found someone you were attracted to Kev.
Great though, made me snigger.
I'm attracted to quite a few but I have restraining orders stopping me contacting them
Oh you got the papers"
Yes and your proposal but sadly I have to decline |
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"I thought you'd found someone you were attracted to Kev.
Great though, made me snigger.
I'm attracted to quite a few but I have restraining orders stopping me contacting them
Oh you got the papers
Yes and your proposal but sadly I have to decline "
You gone off the idea of being restrained?  |
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