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... Has the radio on when I’m at work, the other day I come home and Adele ‘Someone like you’ was playing, just as my dog was looking out the window at the rain. For a fleeting moment it looked like he was thinking about his ex and reminiscing about those halcyon days of running through fields together and chasing sticks, I said ‘move on buddy, move on she isn’t coming back ! ‘
Basically dogs are so much better than cats, we’re all in agreement ?
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"... Has the radio on when I’m at work, the other day I come home and Adele ‘Someone like you’ was playing, just as my dog was looking out the window at the rain. For a fleeting moment it looked like he was thinking about his ex and reminiscing about those halcyon days of running through fields together and chasing sticks, I said ‘move on buddy, move on she isn’t coming back ! ‘
Basically dogs are so much better than cats, we’re all in agreement ?
(I’m scraping the barrel, I’m all out of threads)
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chris ate his pizza and dumped you then? |
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"... Has the radio on when I’m at work, the other day I come home and Adele ‘Someone like you’ was playing, just as my dog was looking out the window at the rain. For a fleeting moment it looked like he was thinking about his ex and reminiscing about those halcyon days of running through fields together and chasing sticks, I said ‘move on buddy, move on she isn’t coming back ! ‘
Basically dogs are so much better than cats, we’re all in agreement ?
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chris ate his pizza and dumped you then?"
I’d rather not talk about it. |
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"... Has the radio on when I’m at work, the other day I come home and Adele ‘Someone like you’ was playing, just as my dog was looking out the window at the rain. For a fleeting moment it looked like he was thinking about his ex and reminiscing about those halcyon days of running through fields together and chasing sticks, I said ‘move on buddy, move on she isn’t coming back ! ‘
Basically dogs are so much better than cats, we’re all in agreement ?
(I’m scraping the barrel, I’m all out of threads)
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You’re dog’s not called Chris as well is he  |
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"... Has the radio on when I’m at work, the other day I come home and Adele ‘Someone like you’ was playing, just as my dog was looking out the window at the rain. For a fleeting moment it looked like he was thinking about his ex and reminiscing about those halcyon days of running through fields together and chasing sticks, I said ‘move on buddy, move on she isn’t coming back ! ‘
Basically dogs are so much better than cats, we’re all in agreement ?
(I’m scraping the barrel, I’m all out of threads)
chris ate his pizza and dumped you then?
I’d rather not talk about it."
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"... Has the radio on when I’m at work, the other day I come home and Adele ‘Someone like you’ was playing, just as my dog was looking out the window at the rain. For a fleeting moment it looked like he was thinking about his ex and reminiscing about those halcyon days of running through fields together and chasing sticks, I said ‘move on buddy, move on she isn’t coming back ! ‘
Basically dogs are so much better than cats, we’re all in agreement ?
(I’m scraping the barrel, I’m all out of threads)
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If your dog is listening to Adele I'd worry for its emotional state.
You say the dog was looking out of the window, was it on the ground floor or higher up?
You may want to fit anti tamper latches that need opposable thumbs to open.
I'd also make sure you give the hound a hug and say you love it.
Maybe get a companion, I'd be worried the dog may be a suicide risk.
#adelemakesyouwanttothrowyourselfunderabus |
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"... Has the radio on when I’m at work, the other day I come home and Adele ‘Someone like you’ was playing, just as my dog was looking out the window at the rain. For a fleeting moment it looked like he was thinking about his ex and reminiscing about those halcyon days of running through fields together and chasing sticks, I said ‘move on buddy, move on she isn’t coming back ! ‘
Basically dogs are so much better than cats, we’re all in agreement ?
(I’m scraping the barrel, I’m all out of threads)
If your dog is listening to Adele I'd worry for its emotional state.
You say the dog was looking out of the window, was it on the ground floor or higher up?
You may want to fit anti tamper latches that need opposable thumbs to open.
I'd also make sure you give the hound a hug and say you love it.
Maybe get a companion, I'd be worried the dog may be a suicide risk.
#adelemakesyouwanttothrowyourselfunderabus"
He was listening to Joy Division the other night, I said ‘Frank this needs to stop, she’s found a pedigree Shar Pei, you can’t possible compete with that.’
He wasn’t having it, he just turned ‘Love will tear us apart’ up even louder. |
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"Keep taking the drugs OP  "
That's interesting I couldn't post the word s c a t earlier, had to spell it Scatt but you can post drugs, what am I missing?  |
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"... Has the radio on when I’m at work, the other day I come home and Adele ‘Someone like you’ was playing, just as my dog was looking out the window at the rain. For a fleeting moment it looked like he was thinking about his ex and reminiscing about those halcyon days of running through fields together and chasing sticks, I said ‘move on buddy, move on she isn’t coming back ! ‘
Basically dogs are so much better than cats, we’re all in agreement ?
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You’re dog’s not called Chris as well is he "
No, Frank. Chris would be a ridiculous name for a dog. |
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"Keep taking the drugs OP
That's interesting I couldn't post the word s c a t earlier, had to spell it Scatt but you can post drugs, what am I missing? "
Drugs could be prescriptions drugs, and it is very obvious that it was said in a joke format. In no way was it meant seriously. |
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"... Has the radio on when I’m at work, the other day I come home and Adele ‘Someone like you’ was playing, just as my dog was looking out the window at the rain. For a fleeting moment it looked like he was thinking about his ex and reminiscing about those halcyon days of running through fields together and chasing sticks, I said ‘move on buddy, move on she isn’t coming back ! ‘
Basically dogs are so much better than cats, we’re all in agreement ?
(I’m scraping the barrel, I’m all out of threads)
If your dog is listening to Adele I'd worry for its emotional state.
You say the dog was looking out of the window, was it on the ground floor or higher up?
You may want to fit anti tamper latches that need opposable thumbs to open.
I'd also make sure you give the hound a hug and say you love it.
Maybe get a companion, I'd be worried the dog may be a suicide risk.
#adelemakesyouwanttothrowyourselfunderabus
He was listening to Joy Division the other night, I said ‘Frank this needs to stop, she’s found a pedigree Shar Pei, you can’t possible compete with that.’
He wasn’t having it, he just turned ‘Love will tear us apart’ up even louder. "
That just made me laugh out loud, comedy bloomin gold |
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"Keep taking the drugs OP
That's interesting I couldn't post the word s c a t earlier, had to spell it Scatt but you can post drugs, what am I missing? "
Royal Mail are much more relaxed in the York area doc |
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I have both- cats and a dog.
Love them both in very different ways but dogs are a totally different kind of companion.
Without waffling, my dog has definitely saved my life more than once. |
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"I have both- cats and a dog.
Love them both in very different ways but dogs are a totally different kind of companion.
Without waffling, my dog has definitely saved my life more than once."
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"Keep taking the drugs OP
That's interesting I couldn't post the word s c a t earlier, had to spell it Scatt but you can post drugs, what am I missing?
Drugs could be prescriptions drugs, and it is very obvious that it was said in a joke format. In no way was it meant seriously. "
It was more why is s c a t banned because my original post didn't post I just got a warning rather than the context of yours.  |
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"... Has the radio on when I’m at work, the other day I come home and Adele ‘Someone like you’ was playing, just as my dog was looking out the window at the rain. For a fleeting moment it looked like he was thinking about his ex and reminiscing about those halcyon days of running through fields together and chasing sticks, I said ‘move on buddy, move on she isn’t coming back ! ‘
Basically dogs are so much better than cats, we’re all in agreement ?
(I’m scraping the barrel, I’m all out of threads)
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I’m not saying a dog is better than a cat or a cat is better than a dog. I’ve had both and at the same time. Both very different creatures but both lovely. I now have two beautiful house cats whom I adore but I also had a dog until she went to Rainbow Bridge. I’ve never replaced the dog for numerous reasons  |
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"... Has the radio on when I’m at work, the other day I come home and Adele ‘Someone like you’ was playing, just as my dog was looking out the window at the rain. For a fleeting moment it looked like he was thinking about his ex and reminiscing about those halcyon days of running through fields together and chasing sticks, I said ‘move on buddy, move on she isn’t coming back ! ‘
Basically dogs are so much better than cats, we’re all in agreement ?
(I’m scraping the barrel, I’m all out of threads)
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Did 'Dry Your Eyes' by The Streets come on straight after? |
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"... Has the radio on when I’m at work, the other day I come home and Adele ‘Someone like you’ was playing, just as my dog was looking out the window at the rain. For a fleeting moment it looked like he was thinking about his ex and reminiscing about those halcyon days of running through fields together and chasing sticks, I said ‘move on buddy, move on she isn’t coming back ! ‘
Basically dogs are so much better than cats, we’re all in agreement ?
(I’m scraping the barrel, I’m all out of threads)
Did 'Dry Your Eyes' by The Streets come on straight after?"
Yeah, but I was singing ‘Have another pie mate’ over the melody though. |
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"All I’m saying is we got a rescue cat for my nan, but when she had a fall all he did was sit on her and lick his paws. Fucking useless."
yep, this sums up cats!
I love cats and dogs.
My pooch follows me everywhere. I can’t even go to the toilet in peace as he opens the door to get in the toilet. I’m quietly confident that if i got accidentally locked in he’d break the door down. No cat would do that!!
I often wonder if he looks out the window when i toddle off to work and drops to his knees in a Platoon stylie and says to himself “noooooooooo come back”.
Bless him. |
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"All I’m saying is we got a rescue cat for my nan, but when she had a fall all he did was sit on her and lick his paws. Fucking useless."
yep, this sums up cats!
I love cats and dogs.
My pooch follows me everywhere. I can’t even go to the toilet in peace as he opens the door to get in the toilet. I’m quietly confident that if i got accidentally locked in he’d break the door down. No cat would do that!!
I imagine him looking out the window when i toddle off to work and him dropping to his knees in a Platoon stylie and saying to himself “noooooooooo come back”.
Bless him. |
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"All I’m saying is we got a rescue cat for my nan, but when she had a fall all he did was sit on her and lick his paws. Fucking useless."
What did you want the cat to do:-
1) Get nan up from the floor?
2) Sit her comfortably?
3) Make her tea?
4) Ring for an ambulance?
5) Answer door to the paramedic? Welcome them in?
6) Pack a small case for nan?
7) Contact the family?
8) Accompany Nan to hospital?
Ffs what did you expect?
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Rescue cats arnt as useless as you may think! They can bring people round from passing out, calm people during seizures and anxiety attacks and some raise alarms when fire or strangers are around. It just depends on if you got an intelligent cat really!
Some dogs wont do such things either |
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"Rescue cats arnt as useless as you may think! They can bring people round from passing out, calm people during seizures and anxiety attacks and some raise alarms when fire or strangers are around. It just depends on if you got an intelligent cat really!
Some dogs wont do such things either"
Exactly this. I know a cat whose owner had cancer and the cat never left his side at home, even when he was violently sick from chemo the cat was by his side. He is now in remission and the bond with the cat is 100 times stronger. |
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"All I’m saying is we got a rescue cat for my nan, but when she had a fall all he did was sit on her and lick his paws. Fucking useless.
What did you want the cat to do:-
1) Get nan up from the floor?
2) Sit her comfortably?
3) Make her tea?
4) Ring for an ambulance?
5) Answer door to the paramedic? Welcome them in?
6) Pack a small case for nan?
7) Contact the family?
8) Accompany Nan to hospital?
Ffs what did you expect?
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Are you serious ? |
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"All I’m saying is we got a rescue cat for my nan, but when she had a fall all he did was sit on her and lick his paws. Fucking useless.
What did you want the cat to do:-
1) Get nan up from the floor?
2) Sit her comfortably?
3) Make her tea?
4) Ring for an ambulance?
5) Answer door to the paramedic? Welcome them in?
6) Pack a small case for nan?
7) Contact the family?
8) Accompany Nan to hospital?
Ffs what did you expect?
Are you serious ? "
Erm answering you’re daft comment! |
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"All I’m saying is we got a rescue cat for my nan, but when she had a fall all he did was sit on her and lick his paws. Fucking useless.
What did you want the cat to do:-
1) Get nan up from the floor?
2) Sit her comfortably?
3) Make her tea?
4) Ring for an ambulance?
5) Answer door to the paramedic? Welcome them in?
6) Pack a small case for nan?
7) Contact the family?
8) Accompany Nan to hospital?
Ffs what did you expect?
Are you serious ?
Erm answering you’re daft comment! "
We got the cat a little cape saying ‘rescue cat’ on the back, it was gold, but he did little to earn that cape, just spent most the day annoying my nan. |
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"... Has the radio on when I’m at work, the other day I come home and Adele ‘Someone like you’ was playing, just as my dog was looking out the window at the rain. For a fleeting moment it looked like he was thinking about his ex and reminiscing about those halcyon days of running through fields together and chasing sticks, I said ‘move on buddy, move on she isn’t coming back ! ‘
Basically dogs are so much better than cats, we’re all in agreement ?
(I’m scraping the barrel, I’m all out of threads)
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Mine listens to Radio 4 all day but he doesn’t give a toss whether I’m here or not |
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"... Has the radio on when I’m at work, the other day I come home and Adele ‘Someone like you’ was playing, just as my dog was looking out the window at the rain. For a fleeting moment it looked like he was thinking about his ex and reminiscing about those halcyon days of running through fields together and chasing sticks, I said ‘move on buddy, move on she isn’t coming back ! ‘
Basically dogs are so much better than cats, we’re all in agreement ?
(I’m scraping the barrel, I’m all out of threads)
Mine listens to Radio 4 all day but he doesn’t give a toss whether I’m here or not "
Mine loves the shipping forecast, he always barks when they say Dogger Bank ! |
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"... Has the radio on when I’m at work, the other day I come home and Adele ‘Someone like you’ was playing, just as my dog was looking out the window at the rain. For a fleeting moment it looked like he was thinking about his ex and reminiscing about those halcyon days of running through fields together and chasing sticks, I said ‘move on buddy, move on she isn’t coming back ! ‘
Basically dogs are so much better than cats, we’re all in agreement ?
(I’m scraping the barrel, I’m all out of threads)
I’m not saying a dog is better than a cat or a cat is better than a dog. I’ve had both and at the same time. Both very different creatures but both lovely. I now have two beautiful house cats whom I adore but I also had a dog until she went to Rainbow Bridge. I’ve never replaced the dog for numerous reasons "
Not least that you're a fully fledge crazy cat lady now?  |
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"... Has the radio on when I’m at work, the other day I come home and Adele ‘Someone like you’ was playing, just as my dog was looking out the window at the rain. For a fleeting moment it looked like he was thinking about his ex and reminiscing about those halcyon days of running through fields together and chasing sticks, I said ‘move on buddy, move on she isn’t coming back ! ‘
Basically dogs are so much better than cats, we’re all in agreement ?
(I’m scraping the barrel, I’m all out of threads)
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If I were you I'd use that gun you mentioned in the other thread. Put it out of its mysery |
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"... Has the radio on when I’m at work, the other day I come home and Adele ‘Someone like you’ was playing, just as my dog was looking out the window at the rain. For a fleeting moment it looked like he was thinking about his ex and reminiscing about those halcyon days of running through fields together and chasing sticks, I said ‘move on buddy, move on she isn’t coming back ! ‘
Basically dogs are so much better than cats, we’re all in agreement ?
(I’m scraping the barrel, I’m all out of threads)
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Basically, cats are bitches and dogs are nice. You call a cat and she doesn’t come to you but you call a dog and he comes to you, bit like women and men on fab |
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"... Has the radio on when I’m at work, the other day I come home and Adele ‘Someone like you’ was playing, just as my dog was looking out the window at the rain. For a fleeting moment it looked like he was thinking about his ex and reminiscing about those halcyon days of running through fields together and chasing sticks, I said ‘move on buddy, move on she isn’t coming back ! ‘
Basically dogs are so much better than cats, we’re all in agreement ?
(I’m scraping the barrel, I’m all out of threads)
I’m not saying a dog is better than a cat or a cat is better than a dog. I’ve had both and at the same time. Both very different creatures but both lovely. I now have two beautiful house cats whom I adore but I also had a dog until she went to Rainbow Bridge. I’ve never replaced the dog for numerous reasons
Not least that you're a fully fledge crazy cat lady now? "
I actually like both a lot but for certain reasons now I have two cats whom I adore |
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"I think most regular Forumites already know my views on who's best moggies or pooches
And your pooch is just adorable and you have a wonderful friendship "
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"Mine switched on the TV. Seems to like Piers Morgan.. "
That's what you think
He was watching doggie Babestation then quickly flicked channels when he heard you coming.
Could have been worse, might have flicked over to Jeremy Kyle....nobody wants that |
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"Frank has had a busy day, chewed the sofa and taken a dump in the kitchen. Good work Frank, good work.
Yes but whats the dog been doing all day?"
Hey, having that one ! |
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"Frank has had a busy day, chewed the sofa and taken a dump in the kitchen. Good work Frank, good work.
Yes but whats the dog been doing all day?
Hey, having that one ! "
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over a year ago
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"... Has the radio on when I’m at work, the other day I come home and Adele ‘Someone like you’ was playing, just as my dog was looking out the window at the rain. For a fleeting moment it looked like he was thinking about his ex and reminiscing about those halcyon days of running through fields together and chasing sticks, I said ‘move on buddy, move on she isn’t coming back ! ‘
Basically dogs are so much better than cats, we’re all in agreement ?
(I’m scraping the barrel, I’m all out of threads)
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Your yurt has windows?
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"... Has the radio on when I’m at work, the other day I come home and Adele ‘Someone like you’ was playing, just as my dog was looking out the window at the rain. For a fleeting moment it looked like he was thinking about his ex and reminiscing about those halcyon days of running through fields together and chasing sticks, I said ‘move on buddy, move on she isn’t coming back ! ‘
Basically dogs are so much better than cats, we’re all in agreement ?
(I’m scraping the barrel, I’m all out of threads)
Your yurt has windows?
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Yes, so you can see me in my yurt and ting. |
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"... Has the radio on when I’m at work, the other day I come home and Adele ‘Someone like you’ was playing, just as my dog was looking out the window at the rain. For a fleeting moment it looked like he was thinking about his ex and reminiscing about those halcyon days of running through fields together and chasing sticks, I said ‘move on buddy, move on she isn’t coming back ! ‘
Basically dogs are so much better than cats, we’re all in agreement ?
(I’m scraping the barrel, I’m all out of threads)
Your yurt has windows?
Yes, so you can see me in my yurt and ting. "
Love is all you bring...
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We have a dog and a cat, the dog is awesome and loving and is happy to see you every time you get back home,
The cat is just a c*nt that tries to attack you if you even dare try to stroke it, it eats food and brings dead animals home
Dogs are so much better |
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"We have a dog and a cat, the dog is awesome and loving and is happy to see you every time you get back home,
The cat is just a c*nt that tries to attack you if you even dare try to stroke it, it eats food and brings dead animals home
Dogs are so much better"
That pretty much sums up the differences. |
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"... Has the radio on when I’m at work, the other day I come home and Adele ‘Someone like you’ was playing, just as my dog was looking out the window at the rain. For a fleeting moment it looked like he was thinking about his ex and reminiscing about those halcyon days of running through fields together and chasing sticks, I said ‘move on buddy, move on she isn’t coming back ! ‘
Basically dogs are so much better than cats, we’re all in agreement ?
(I’m scraping the barrel, I’m all out of threads)
Your yurt has windows?
Yes, so you can see me in my yurt and ting.
Love is all you bring...
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