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Tongue in cheek...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

No not a rimming thread!

Was just thinking of all the ways in which certain people seem to have decided that if you don't behave how they want it means you are a fake!

So, for example, I must be fake because...?

I will start...

I must be fake because I am not photo verified!

Why must you be a fake?

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By *ineMan over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

I don't have my tongue in someone's cheek

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Because my profile is hidden

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By *arnayguyMan over a year ago

Durham Tees

Because I turn down the repeated requests for sex from all the women on page 1 of Hot pics.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman over a year ago

Grangemouth

Cos am just TOO hot.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman over a year ago

Grangemouth

Cos am just TOO hot.

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Because I won't drop my knickers when I get a "meet now" message x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I say no to some women, how dare I, I’m fake obvs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I don’t have a green tick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because i won't meet anyone who is 'passing through' my town

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Because I say no to some women, how dare I, I’m fake obvs

*sobs into my fab lolly

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By *ust ClareTV/TS over a year ago

Settlewick!

I'm fake because "all your pictures are photoshopped" (even though they're not actually)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because i won't meet anyone who is 'passing through' my town"

Damn it (deletes message about my trip to abersoch)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because to qualify for a spit roast or group sex i have to watch a guy nock one out in a bush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because I say no to some women, how dare I, I’m fake obvs

*sobs into my fab lolly

I said some, not all

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I say no to most men or only soft swing

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By *loswingersCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

Because we aren’t looking to meet at present

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Because we aren’t looking to meet at present

*Chokes on fab lolly

Hope all is well at Gloswinger Towers x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because we won’t meet young single men x

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By *orkie321bWoman over a year ago

Nottingham

Ooh I got a lovely message from a "gentleman" yesterday that accused me of being a fake and a time waster because I deleted his first message without replying

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By *bwlookingforfunWoman over a year ago

crawley

I dont show my verifications.

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

I'm definitely fake because I knock back 1 off random fucks. Yawns

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I must be flake Because Cadbury bakes em and they cover em with chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m fake cause I don’t show any verifications

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never being told I'm fake!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because what is a pretty girl like me doing on fab? Married at 21? Bullshit! Because I don’t want to fuck everyone who messages me? Godddddd!!!!*

*all legit messages I have received as to why I’m a fake.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We must be fake becos .... we didnt reply to multiple messages all sent within a few minutes

.. then we were blocked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because...

Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I insist on a social first...

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By *ongueNcheek33Couple over a year ago

Manchester

We must be fake because we wouldn't drop everything to do a meet now with a single guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I'm not always free on the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Simply because I said "thanks, but no thanks"!...I was proved right...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I enjoy conversations or social before meets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I still live with my parents.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I'm not meeting at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I’m only using the forums atm.

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