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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Stag do has killed me.
Anyone want to give me a hug.
Women only please, but will accept a hug from one guy on here #youknowwhoyouare
Bro hug.
#beentherefeelyourpain"
#dying |
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"Stag do has killed me.
Anyone want to give me a hug.
Women only please, but will accept a hug from one guy on here #youknowwhoyouare
Bro hug.
#beentherefeelyourpain
#dying"
Trust me, you'll pull through.
But just in case I'm writing your eulogy as we speak...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Stag do has killed me.
Anyone want to give me a hug.
Women only please, but will accept a hug from one guy on here #youknowwhoyouare
Bro hug.
#beentherefeelyourpain
#dying
Trust me, you'll pull through.
But just in case I'm writing your eulogy as we speak......"
Thank you. I'll put you in my will |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stag do has killed me.
Anyone want to give me a hug.
Women only please, but will accept a hug from one guy on here #youknowwhoyouare "
I’ll give you a big squeeze between my boobies |
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"Stag do has killed me.
Anyone want to give me a hug.
Women only please, but will accept a hug from one guy on here #youknowwhoyouare
Bro hug.
#beentherefeelyourpain
#dying
Trust me, you'll pull through.
But just in case I'm writing your eulogy as we speak......
Thank you. I'll put you in my will "
That's very kind.
I'm organising a card and flowers. ....
What music would you like played at the funeral?
Just in case obvs...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Stag do has killed me.
Anyone want to give me a hug.
Women only please, but will accept a hug from one guy on here #youknowwhoyouare
Bro hug.
#beentherefeelyourpain
#dying
Trust me, you'll pull through.
But just in case I'm writing your eulogy as we speak......
Thank you. I'll put you in my will
That's very kind.
I'm organising a card and flowers. ....
What music would you like played at the funeral?
Just in case obvs......"
Stone Roses - I wanna be adored
Bob and Earl - Harlem Shuffle
Jackie Wilson- higher and higher
Thanks mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hair of the dog OP
I almost threw up
But you didn’t! Double or triple?
Water. Lots and lots of water "
Im no good a cuddles (bony ribs) but can do water |
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"Stag do has killed me.
Anyone want to give me a hug.
Women only please, but will accept a hug from one guy on here #youknowwhoyouare
Bro hug.
#beentherefeelyourpain
#dying
Trust me, you'll pull through.
But just in case I'm writing your eulogy as we speak......
Thank you. I'll put you in my will
That's very kind.
I'm organising a card and flowers. ....
What music would you like played at the funeral?
Just in case obvs......
Stone Roses - I wanna be adored
Bob and Earl - Harlem Shuffle
Jackie Wilson- higher and higher
Thanks mate "
Consider it done....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Quick update. I've had a nap. Feel no better
That’s it then, it’s terminal.
Good bye my friend"
Can you bequest your Kik contacts to me in your will? Asking for a friend... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Quick update. I've had a nap. Feel no better
That’s it then, it’s terminal.
Good bye my friend
Can you bequest your Kik contacts to me in your will? Asking for a friend... "
I only use it to talk to one person. The rest have ghosted me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Quick update. I've had a nap. Feel no better
That’s it then, it’s terminal.
Good bye my friend
Can you bequest your Kik contacts to me in your will? Asking for a friend...
I only use it to talk to one person. The rest have ghosted me "
They’re waiting for you in the afterlife |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Quick update. I've had a nap. Feel no better
That’s it then, it’s terminal.
Good bye my friend
Can you bequest your Kik contacts to me in your will? Asking for a friend...
I only use it to talk to one person. The rest have ghosted me "
Or talk to you on WhatsApp |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Quick update. I've had a nap. Feel no better
That’s it then, it’s terminal.
Good bye my friend
Can you bequest your Kik contacts to me in your will? Asking for a friend...
I only use it to talk to one person. The rest have ghosted me
Or talk to you on WhatsApp "
Sshhh, he never asked for WhatsApp |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm trying to muster up some sympathy,but I've failed I'm afraid.
How about a handjob? The hangover horn is very real
Can it be a blowjob instead,a handjob sounds like effort."
Fine, but it better be the best blowjob ive ever had |
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"I'm trying to muster up some sympathy,but I've failed I'm afraid.
How about a handjob? The hangover horn is very real
Can it be a blowjob instead,a handjob sounds like effort.
Fine, but it better be the best blowjob ive ever had "
Are you used to rubbish blowjobs by any chance? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm trying to muster up some sympathy,but I've failed I'm afraid.
How about a handjob? The hangover horn is very real
Can it be a blowjob instead,a handjob sounds like effort.
Fine, but it better be the best blowjob ive ever had
Are you used to rubbish blowjobs by any chance?"
Sorry, the standard is set pretty high |
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"I'm trying to muster up some sympathy,but I've failed I'm afraid.
How about a handjob? The hangover horn is very real
Can it be a blowjob instead,a handjob sounds like effort.
Fine, but it better be the best blowjob ive ever had
Are you used to rubbish blowjobs by any chance?
Sorry, the standard is set pretty high"
I had a feeling that would be the case. |
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"How are you doing op?
I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us.....
I'm very close to calling A&E "
Thank God you're still with us....
Hang on in there buddy, you're in our prayers. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How are you doing op?
I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us.....
I'm very close to calling A&E
Thank God you're still with us....
Hang on in there buddy, you're in our prayers."
thanks mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How are you doing op?
I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us.....
I'm very close to calling A&E
Thank God you're still with us....
Hang on in there buddy, you're in our prayers.
thanks mate "
Take a number, a nurse will be there in 5 hrs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How are you doing op?
I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us.....
I'm very close to calling A&E
Thank God you're still with us....
Hang on in there buddy, you're in our prayers.
thanks mate
Take a number, a nurse will be there in 5 hrs "
Are you the nurse? |
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Meh, self-inflicted. No sympathy here I'm afraid.
Have a Bloody Mary and man the fuck up
Failing that, run your fingers under the tap and jam them into a socket, getting an electric shock is the best hangover cure I've found to date!
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"How are you doing op?
I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us.....
I'm very close to calling A&E
Thank God you're still with us....
Hang on in there buddy, you're in our prayers.
thanks mate
Take a number, a nurse will be there in 5 hrs
Are you the nurse?"
Are you perking up a bit now?
#ilookedatherprofiletoo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How are you doing op?
I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us.....
I'm very close to calling A&E
Thank God you're still with us....
Hang on in there buddy, you're in our prayers.
thanks mate
Take a number, a nurse will be there in 5 hrs
Are you the nurse?"
Yes - can I bring my equipment |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How are you doing op?
I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us.....
I'm very close to calling A&E
Thank God you're still with us....
Hang on in there buddy, you're in our prayers.
thanks mate
Take a number, a nurse will be there in 5 hrs
Are you the nurse?
Yes - can I bring my equipment "
I'll wait 5 hours for that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How are you doing op?
I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us.....
I'm very close to calling A&E
Thank God you're still with us....
Hang on in there buddy, you're in our prayers.
thanks mate
Take a number, a nurse will be there in 5 hrs
Are you the nurse?
Yes - can I bring my equipment
I'll wait 5 hours for that "
Bottle of water, pillow, cloths (cold compress) and paracetamol packed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How are you doing op?
I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us.....
I'm very close to calling A&E
Thank God you're still with us....
Hang on in there buddy, you're in our prayers.
thanks mate
Take a number, a nurse will be there in 5 hrs
Are you the nurse?
Yes - can I bring my equipment
I'll wait 5 hours for that
Bottle of water, pillow, cloths (cold compress) and paracetamol packed. "
That sounds perfect |
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"How are you doing op?
I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us.....
I'm very close to calling A&E
Thank God you're still with us....
Hang on in there buddy, you're in our prayers.
thanks mate
Take a number, a nurse will be there in 5 hrs
Are you the nurse?
Yes - can I bring my equipment
I'll wait 5 hours for that
Bottle of water, pillow, cloths (cold compress) and paracetamol packed.
That sounds perfect "
Holding out for that bed bath, aintcha? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How are you doing op?
I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us.....
I'm very close to calling A&E
Thank God you're still with us....
Hang on in there buddy, you're in our prayers.
thanks mate
Take a number, a nurse will be there in 5 hrs
Are you the nurse?
Yes - can I bring my equipment
I'll wait 5 hours for that
Bottle of water, pillow, cloths (cold compress) and paracetamol packed.
That sounds perfect
Holding out for that bed bath, aintcha? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How are you doing op?
I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us.....
I'm very close to calling A&E
Thank God you're still with us....
Hang on in there buddy, you're in our prayers.
thanks mate
Take a number, a nurse will be there in 5 hrs
Are you the nurse?
Yes - can I bring my equipment
I'll wait 5 hours for that
Bottle of water, pillow, cloths (cold compress) and paracetamol packed.
That sounds perfect
Holding out for that bed bath, aintcha?
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Shall I jump in the car? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How are you doing op?
I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us.....
I'm very close to calling A&E
Thank God you're still with us....
Hang on in there buddy, you're in our prayers.
thanks mate
Take a number, a nurse will be there in 5 hrs
Are you the nurse?
Yes - can I bring my equipment
I'll wait 5 hours for that
Bottle of water, pillow, cloths (cold compress) and paracetamol packed.
That sounds perfect
Holding out for that bed bath, aintcha?
Shall I jump in the car? "
Please do, I'll be home about midnight though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How are you doing op?
I've been out for a few hours, hope you're still with us.....
I'm very close to calling A&E
Thank God you're still with us....
Hang on in there buddy, you're in our prayers.
thanks mate
Take a number, a nurse will be there in 5 hrs
Are you the nurse?
Yes - can I bring my equipment
I'll wait 5 hours for that
Bottle of water, pillow, cloths (cold compress) and paracetamol packed.
That sounds perfect
Holding out for that bed bath, aintcha?
Shall I jump in the car?
Please do, I'll be home about midnight though "
Waves as he drives by |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stag do has killed me.
Anyone want to give me a hug.
Women only please, but will accept a hug from one guy on here #youknowwhoyouare "
Big booby cuddles OP. I know you have a 2 day hangover hence not feeling too bad about being late to the party. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hope he's not dead, i need to run his obit by him to make sure its ok......"
Still here and feeling better.
Thanks for the funeral preparations but i think i'll be OK now |
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"I hope he's not dead, i need to run his obit by him to make sure its ok......
Still here and feeling better.
Thanks for the funeral preparations but i think i'll be OK now"
Thank God for that.
#muchrelief
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hope he's not dead, i need to run his obit by him to make sure its ok......
Still here and feeling better.
Thanks for the funeral preparations but i think i'll be OK now"
I was gearing up to sing my heart will go on at the funeral |
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