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Failure to win the World Cup
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"Light hearted thread, so what's the reason we didn't win in.
Funniest reason gets a curly wurly
Players were to tired after attending a Cossack dancing club the night before the semi"
We didn’t score more goals than the other team |
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Best we’ve done for years so I’m pleased could be worse we could be Scotland or any other of our bitter home nations cue the abuse  maybe a Wiltshire mite have helped out he’s by far our best technical player we have strange not to have taken him but injuries have plagued him but worth a chance i recon looking forward to the euros |
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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago
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It amazes me how many so called supporters would prefer to frame your team in a negative light - "failure to win the world" - instead of a positive one, such as reaching the top four in the world.
190+ countries around the world would love to be in your position. But by your logic, every single country in the world is a "failure" except one.
It's depressing.
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"Best we’ve done for years so I’m pleased could be worse we could be Scotland or any other of our bitter home nations cue the abuse maybe a Wiltshire mite have helped out he’s by far our best technical player we have strange not to have taken him but injuries have plagued him but worth a chance i recon looking forward to the euros "
Wiltshire is where the novichok was placed and then dumped. No wonder he's had so many injuries |
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Oh and a possible reason for England not winning the World Cup?
Gareth Southgate's dislocated shoulder prevevnted him from giving Sterling the internationally recognised hand gesture for 'you're wank'. What he was actually doing was continually giving him a thumbs up. |
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"Best we’ve done for years so I’m pleased could be worse we could be Scotland or any other of our bitter home nations cue the abuse maybe a Wiltshire mite have helped out he’s by far our best technical player we have strange not to have taken him but injuries have plagued him but worth a chance i recon looking forward to the euros
Wiltshire is where the novichok was placed and then dumped. No wonder he's had so many injuries"
imagine his drugs test erm mr Wiltshire we think them dirty Russians have poisoned you imagine that haha |
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"Light hearted thread, so what's the reason we didn't win in.
Funniest reason gets a curly wurly
Players were to tired after attending a Cossack dancing club the night before the semi"
I think you'll find that "who cares,we've had a party" is the curlywurly answer you're looking for. |
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"Oh and a possible reason for England not winning the World Cup?
Gareth Southgate's dislocated shoulder prevevnted him from giving Sterling the internationally recognised hand gesture for 'you're wank'. What he was actually doing was continually giving him a thumbs up. "
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Looking at some of those fantastic French players of West and North African origin, I think we colonised the wrong countries.
Can I have my Curly Wurly now please? |
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Putin had flooded the team hotel with Tootie Fruities and filmed them licking the colours off and said that he would show their mums, if they scored during open play..  |
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We didn't win because Sterling didn't stick his arse out far enough whilst running. 