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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This little piggy went to market ,,,

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

This little piggy sucked cock ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This little piggy went home

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This little piggy ate roast beef, ,

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

And this little piggy couldn't cum

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Jack was nimble

Jack was quick

But Jill preferred

The candle stick

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

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Goldilocks and the three bears

She went wild for their chests of hairs

She sat on one, she sat on another... but it just didn’t feel right

They lined her up and all fucked her... that’s better she thought; an airtight

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

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There was a GILF lady, who lived in her shoes

She came onto Fab to see who to choose

She arranged a meet with a guy into feet

Who worshipped her heels, until he would ooze!

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By *alldarksurreyMan over a year ago

surrey

Mary had a little cuck and she tied him to a rafter,

She fucked about one hundred men and made him clean up after

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Incy wincy fuck boy

Couldnae get his hole

Went to a strip club

And watched her on the pole

Took her out the back

And pulled up on her dress

It was a fuckin tranny

So her fucked him in the ass x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

She also had a bear

I've often seen her with her lamb

But I've never seen her bare

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To fetch a pale of water

Jill came down

With half a crown

Not for carrying water

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jack and Jill went up the hill

To fetch a pale of water

Jill came down

With half a crown

Not for carrying water"

Keep going Brenda. These are brilliant x

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

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Twinkle twinkle little star

Having anal in your car

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

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Incy wincy spider crept up the spout

Urethral sounding no doubt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mary had a little Lamb

It's fleece was black as Charcoal

And if you patted it on its head

Sparks flew out its Arsehole

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Old mother Hubbard

She went to the cupboard

To get the postman a letter

But when she got there

The cupboard was bare

So they did it without

It was better.....

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"Goldilocks and the three bears

She went wild for their chests of hairs

She sat on one, she sat on another... but it just didn’t feel right

They lined her up and all fucked her... that’s better she thought; an airtight "

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Little miss muffet she sat on a tuffet her clothes all tattered and torn

It wasnt a spider that sat down beside her it was little boy blue with the horn

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By *itvclaireTV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

There was a young virgin from Wick

Who saidt to her Mom, what’s a prick?

She said it’s like a piece of gristle. You stick up your pisshole, and waggle it round till it’s sick.

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By *essandpatCouple over a year ago

chester

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner playing with himself, he stuck his thumb up his bum and pulled on his plum and said "What a good boy am I x

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Jack be nimble jack be quick

Jack jumped over the candlestick

But silly boy jack he shoulda jumped higher

Goodness gracious great balls of fire......

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty dumpty had a great fall

All the king's horses and all the king's men

Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

Mary had a little clit

She rubbed it every day

And whilst she rubbed - she wished and wished

She’d get some cock today!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high unzipped his fly and then they had a little fun, jill forgot to take the pill and now they have a son.

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

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If you go down to the woods today, you’re in for a big surprise...

If you go down to the woods today, you may discover that convictions for dogging are on the rise

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

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The three little pigs

The shewolf shouted: Let me in, let me in.

Back came the reply: Not by the hairs on your Dommè quim quim

Her strap on adjusted, she poured some gin.

Then she huffed and she puffed, as she blew their back doors in...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun

Stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

George porgy pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, he kissed them too, he swings that way

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

"Jack was nimble

Jack was quick

But Jill preferred

The candle stick

superb

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Mary, Mary is quite hairy

Likes to watch cocks grow

She’s on her knees at lightening speed

Our Mary is a hoe

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Dammit! *lightning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kermit the frog got a smack in the gob for playing with little miss piggy.

He pulled down her knicks and tickled her tits,

then out popped a hairy green willy!

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Kermit the frog got a smack in the gob for playing with little miss piggy.

He pulled down her knicks and tickled her tits,

then out popped a hairy green willy!"

Bloody brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

She tied it to a pylon

10,000 volts went up its arse

And turned its wool to nylon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Twinkle twinkle little knob

How she likes it in her gob

But when she feels that sudden twitch

She spits it out, the spiteful bitch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jack and Jill went up the hill

So Jack could lick Jills fanny

Jack got a shock when he lifted her frock

Cos Jills a horny tranny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ride a cock Horse ... hang on, who is this person called Horse?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Old mother Hubbard went to her cupboard

To fetch her doggy a bone

But as she bent over

Along came Rover

And gave her a bone of his own

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey Diddle piddled

The cat had a fiddle

The cow gave a great big moon

The little dog laughed to see such fun

Until the dish gave the dog a big spoon

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