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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can anybody give me some advice on my profile please.

I don't seem to be getting many messages and nobody has looked at it in 2 days.

I thought this website would help get my dick wet but it's not working. Too many men on here I think.

Everybody else's fault but mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can anybody give me some advice on my profile please.

I don't seem to be getting many messages and nobody has looked at it in 2 days.

I thought this website would help get my dick wet but it's not working. Too many men on here I think.

Everybody else's fault but mine"

That tickled me...

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

If you’d have also said that women in here have it easy, it would have been a full house in bullshit bingo

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Stick with the clunge you know.

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

First thing you need to know is that your profile is your shop window....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you’d have also said that women in here have it easy, it would have been a full house in bullshit bingo

I'll mention that when I ask for more profile advice tomorrow

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"If you’d have also said that women in here have it easy, it would have been a full house in bullshit bingo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can anybody give me some advice on my profile please.

I don't seem to be getting many messages and nobody has looked at it in 2 days.

I thought this website would help get my dick wet but it's not working. Too many men on here I think.

Everybody else's fault but mine"
you'll survive

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can anybody give me some advice on my profile please.

I don't seem to be getting many messages and nobody has looked at it in 2 days.

I thought this website would help get my dick wet but it's not working. Too many men on here I think.

Everybody else's fault but mine

That tickled me..."

Wouldnt mind tickling you

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"If you’d have also said that women in here have it easy, it would have been a full house in bullshit bingo

I'll mention that when I ask for more profile advice tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"First thing you need to know is that your profile is your shop window...."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stick with the clunge you know.

The clunge I know, I like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can anybody give me some advice on my profile please.

I don't seem to be getting many messages and nobody has looked at it in 2 days.

I thought this website would help get my dick wet but it's not working. Too many men on here I think.

Everybody else's fault but mine

That tickled me...

Wouldnt mind tickling you

You got long arms Mr Tickles?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"First thing you need to know is that your profile is your shop window...."

I don't understand. I don't have a shop

Just want straight forward advice please

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Stick with the clunge you know.

The clunge I know, I like

Sing it like Kylie beeyatch

"Better the clunge you know, better the clunge you know"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can anybody give me some advice on my profile please.

I don't seem to be getting many messages and nobody has looked at it in 2 days.

I thought this website would help get my dick wet but it's not working. Too many men on here I think.

Everybody else's fault but mine

That tickled me...

Wouldnt mind tickling you

You got long arms Mr Tickles?

Not the only thing that's long

No, hang on it is, damn stumpy legs!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I'm cracking up already and it's only just begun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve heard you shit on things on request.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve heard you shit on things on request.

Oh fuck, that emoji was not the correct selection!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve heard you shit on things on request.

Oh fuck, that emoji was not the correct selection!!! "

Yes it was and you know it

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By *good-being-badMan over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

You need a photoshopped cock shot for a profile picture dude.

After that always refer to the ladies as biatches.. or sluts..

You'll be rolling in fanny faster than usual bolt on steroids ..

Pass this advice on ... us guys have to stick together.

Oh and don't forget the legal disclaimer ..it's vital..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you tried turning it off and on again.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

Well OP, as you’ve asked for profile advice. We found the text very short, in fact only five words “This member has hidden their profile”. The grammar, spelling and punctuation are all great though. Pictures seem a little lacking in variety and quantity however a big plus for no cock pictures or fruit pictures. No mention of cake though which would put us off. Good luck.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Have you tried turning it off and on again. "

Worked for my shower, Hatter gives good advice.

Ah.... that's what you told me to do with my shower.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve heard you shit on things on request.

Oh fuck, that emoji was not the correct selection!!!

Yes it was and you know it"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stick with the clunge you know.

What Peach said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Also your shop window is hidden numbnut. Stop toying with us

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Sometimes 'will fill in later' creates an expectation that you are a catch. Adding pics where you're showing lots of various partners and hardly anything of you ensures women's competitive streek kicks in and they'll greedily want what others have.

Recruit street Chuggers to get women signed up to viewing your profile to get the numbers up.

And change your profile name to ApieceofClitCalamity or something similar

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thanks everyone. All good advice.

I'll start another thread in a couple of days asking the exact same thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're missing googly eyes on your penis.

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By *hickennchipsWoman over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

You should have called yourself battenburg. Much more popular

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