Remote Control

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you had one that controlled real time and people, what would you use it for?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would get my boss to repeat "I am a cunt!!" repeatedly whilst bashing his head against the wall.

By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Use it to summon the real remote control, as my wife is forever mislaying it.

By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"If you had one that controlled real time and people, what would you use it for?"

Controlling real time and people.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Use it to summon the real remote control, as my wife is forever mislaying it."

we gaffer taped a spare phone to ours and we just call it

By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Use it to summon the real remote control, as my wife is forever mislaying it.

we gaffer taped a spare phone to ours and we just call it

Wow! I like.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would get my boss to repeat "I am a cunt!!" repeatedly whilst bashing his head against the wall."

Noted. See me first thing in the morning.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As this is only make believe and there’s no point wasting my options chasing sex and money or creating world peace and ending all suffering

I’d use it on dog walkers who don’t clean up their dogs poop….....I'd make them, Kneel down and eat it!!!!