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whats the stragest thing you have boke having sex
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over a year ago
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I've broken a bed, I've knocked pictures off walls, I've fell thru a false wall and I've kicked somebody (quite hard) in the face.
So, if your fetish is for sex followed by some DIY or a trip to A&E, look no further, I'm your man  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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met a guy at a swanky hotel in london and we couldnt get his cuff links off so his shirt ended up in a muddle and we both fell into a plate glass table and shattered it. Ooops  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dislocated an ex's shoulder!
that's just ruined any chance you had on here! lol
I only had to hope's anyway
Bob and No"
Meant to say it was accidental...She fell off the bed!...Guess I pushed too hard lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A bed, a toe, a few hearts!
Ok so the last one was a lie, the second happened before I started!
Oh but I did give a man a black eye when I headbutted him cos we had slid down the bed and he asked me to shimmy up  |
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The rules...
Ended up going back to someone elses hotel room after a social, and the night manager came up to ask us to be quiet even before the six of us had done anything lol.
I think he realised what was going on as there were half naked people trying hard to look nochalant when the door was opened!
I also think it wasnt the first time he'd had to quieten down a room full of swingers, as he didnt bat an eye, just asked us to keep it down lol! |
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