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Evening you bunch of pervs.
What is going on?
Who is here....check in!
Also where the fuck is Jim?!
Where is anyone?like a bloody ghost town.
And who are all these new folk?come introduce yourselves.
Kisses and cowafackingbunga.
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"Hey Miss H. I’m still here mostly lurkin’
How are you?
I'm a lurker mostly.
Where did they all go?!
Maybe the cantbearseditis is an epidemic 
Perhaps.
Or just too much bullshit  "
Ha ha, that’s what causes it  |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"Not a fucking clue what's going on but I'm checking in just out of curiosity
Good eve's
Excellent eves so far
You appear to be itching...need some lotion? Canestan? Full marks?"
Could do with a scratch or 2 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who stole your k button ?
Ps hello.
Hello sausages.
Fell down the K hole.
Not to be confused with the A hole.
this is why Ann summers invented plugs.
I bought a remote control one t'other day.  "
Fancy. One day they will be voice activated.
Alexa. Bring me to orgasm. |
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"Hey Miss H. I’m still here mostly lurkin’
How are you?
I'm a lurker mostly.
Where did they all go?!
Maybe the cantbearseditis is an epidemic
Perhaps.
Or just too much bullshit
Ha ha, that’s what causes it "
Some don't even know they make it. Immune I tell thee.
Did you know the white stuff they put under nostrils in post mortems is Vicks? I thought it was some special gear.
But no.
Perhaps many have that all over them. Shall we make a vick circle for defence? |
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"Not a fucking clue what's going on but I'm checking in just out of curiosity
Good eve's
Excellent eves so far
You appear to be itching...need some lotion? Canestan? Full marks?
Could do with a scratch or 2 "
Pork scratching |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"Not a fucking clue what's going on but I'm checking in just out of curiosity
Good eve's
Excellent eves so far
You appear to be itching...need some lotion? Canestan? Full marks?
Could do with a scratch or 2
Pork scratching "
Hell yes, can't beat a portion of itchy pig |
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"Who stole your k button ?
Ps hello.
Hello sausages.
Fell down the K hole.
Not to be confused with the A hole.
this is why Ann summers invented plugs.
I bought a remote control one t'other day.
Fancy. One day they will be voice activated.
Alexa. Bring me to orgasm. "
Im gonna zapp at the most inappropriate moments |
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"Not a fucking clue what's going on but I'm checking in just out of curiosity
Good eve's
Excellent eves so far
You appear to be itching...need some lotion? Canestan? Full marks?
Could do with a scratch or 2
Pork scratching
Hell yes, can't beat a portion of itchy pig "
You wanna get it looked at... |
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"Who stole your k button ?
Ps hello.
Hello sausages.
Fell down the K hole.
Not to be confused with the A hole.
this is why Ann summers invented plugs.
I bought a remote control one t'other day.
Fancy. One day they will be voice activated.
Alexa. Bring me to orgasm. "
Who invented the name for that bloody thing. Its 1 letter away from my name and customers think it's hilarious "Alexa take us home" or "Alexa turn up the tunes" arrrrgh x |
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Alexa. Bring me to orgasm.
Who invented the name for that bloody thing. Its 1 letter away from my name and customers think it's hilarious "Alexa take us home" or "Alexa turn up the tunes" arrrrgh x"
Make up some cunty replies like she does |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello! (in best best Sherlock Holmes deductive mode) no longer London but "Home" are we no longer dating and actually joining the fray again or is it just a fleeting ego boost visit? |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"Not a fucking clue what's going on but I'm checking in just out of curiosity
Good eve's
Excellent eves so far
You appear to be itching...need some lotion? Canestan? Full marks?
Could do with a scratch or 2
Pork scratching
Hell yes, can't beat a portion of itchy pig
You wanna get it looked at..."
Of course I do, I love it being looked at |
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"Hello! (in best best Sherlock Holmes deductive mode) no longer London but "Home" are we no longer dating and actually joining the fray again or is it just a fleeting ego boost visit? "
I'm glad you haven't changed your ways
Home is where it always was.
My ego is fully inflated I have someone to blow smoke in all my holes and he does it well.
The fray looks fucked. |
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"Not a fucking clue what's going on but I'm checking in just out of curiosity
Good eve's
Excellent eves so far
You appear to be itching...need some lotion? Canestan? Full marks?
Could do with a scratch or 2
Pork scratching
Hell yes, can't beat a portion of itchy pig
You wanna get it looked at...
Of course I do, I love it being looked at "
I don't feel like we are connecting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm here and I'm making cheese on toast.
Animal. Cheese on toast is bad news "
With a light spread of mustard between the cheese and toast. Comfort food at it's best |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"Not a fucking clue what's going on but I'm checking in just out of curiosity
Good eve's
Excellent eves so far
You appear to be itching...need some lotion? Canestan? Full marks?
Could do with a scratch or 2
Pork scratching
Hell yes, can't beat a portion of itchy pig
You wanna get it looked at...
Of course I do, I love it being looked at
I don't feel like we are connecting. "
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