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By *picknspan OP   Man  over a year ago

North West Leeds

Let's hear one liners especially for use on Fab

E.g. my wife doesn't understand me.....She is Japanese

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some couples and single women classic one liners below

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Meat?

Meet now?

hi

You free?

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By *onabardMan  over a year ago

Warks - Worcs - Gloucs

There are 3 unwritten rules on FAB

1)

2)

3)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *picknspan OP   Man  over a year ago

North West Leeds

My fab date and I were going to meet at the gym but I didn't turn up. Hopefully she will realise that we will never work out.

Never go out with a cross eyed fabber, they may be seeing someone else on the side

Which bees produce milk? BOOBEES

Don't make fun of fat people...they already have a lot on their plate

I'm no weatherman but you can expect a few inches tonight

No I'm not staring at your tits, I'm looking into your heart.

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By *lenderfoxMan  over a year ago

Leeds

My favourite ever was

"gi"

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By *picknspan OP   Man  over a year ago

North West Leeds

I only practice safe sex....I do it when the wife is out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Let me get you pregnant?

Can I suck on your used tampon?

Whe, just why?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let me get you pregnant?

Can I suck on your used tampon?

Whe, just why?"

Thats not a very funny joke

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By *picknspan OP   Man  over a year ago

North West Leeds


"Let me get you pregnant?

Can I suck on your used tampon?

Whe, just why?

Thats not a very funny joke"

There is a confusion here:-

By one liners I meant the kind of Tim Vine type funny lines that could be attributed to Fab. Not the single line messages that have been sent and received.

This is why some things do not appear very 'funny...'

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple  over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

FAF?

Ss

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

I like to imagine that the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the ‘brella’. But he hesitated.

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple  over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country


"I like to imagine that the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the ‘brella’. But he hesitated."

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

I’m looking for the girl next door type. I’m just gonna keep moving house till I find her.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Best tits on fab response ' heres my wife's ' oh my it must be love

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By *picknspan OP   Man  over a year ago

North West Leeds

She said she was a sub....looked more like a battleship

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