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over a year ago
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Well you either have them or not the ones on a fridge magnet!
What is the best one you've seen - I've read some really funny ones, but going to start with a "nice" one
"The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed"
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On my fridge just now:-
"Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups - Alcohol - caffeine - sugar & fat"
"If we can send one man to the moon, why cant we send them all"?
"My diet always starts on the same day - tomorrow"!  |
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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over a year ago
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was at a team building thing and as usual you have to give a wee speil about yourself. a guy stood up and all he said was "im not fat, im just pie curious" |
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"was at a team building thing and as usual you have to give a wee speil about yourself. a guy stood up and all he said was "im not fat, im just pie curious""
I love that  |
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My best friends husband was carrying on (we all didnt know obviously at the time) and at his 30th birthday his g/f bought him a mug as part of his present.
it read
"Life's a bitch and then you marry one"
its didnt go down too well when he was caught out  |
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