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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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was out last night in the west end (london) and was sat with a known hollywood actor, a music producer, 2 sexy brazilian ladies, a japanese singer and an italian model. 
After a few drinks we had a very crazy conversation about the best name for the penis. This is because somebody mentioned "japs eye" and maybe something got lost in traslation.
We decided PURPLE HEADED WARRIOR was the best name for it but what does everyone on fab think?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And there was me last nite in my front room with champagne and crackers...vin had left early....lol"
i told him he had to be round here by 11
he says 'hi' btw  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And there was me last nite in my front room with champagne and crackers...vin had left early....lol
i told him he had to be round here by 11
he says 'hi' btw "
Ohh aong as hes safe tell him hi back and he owes me breakfast dont wear him out i may need him later..lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"was out last night in the west end (london) and was sat with a known hollywood actor, a music producer, 2 sexy brazilian ladies, a japanese singer and an italian model.
After a few drinks we had a very crazy conversation about the best name for the penis. This is because somebody mentioned "japs eye" and maybe something got lost in traslation.
We decided PURPLE HEADED WARRIOR was the best name for it but what does everyone on fab think? "
I missed match of the day also |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"was out last night in the west end (london) and was sat with a known hollywood actor, a music producer, 2 sexy brazilian ladies, a japanese singer and an italian model.
After a few drinks we had a very crazy conversation about the best name for the penis. This is because somebody mentioned "japs eye" and maybe something got lost in traslation.
We decided PURPLE HEADED WARRIOR was the best name for it but what does everyone on fab think?
I missed match of the day also "
shit me too  |
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"Would the OP like to storm the gates of my love palace with his purple headed battering ram???! ms"
of course ms your on my friends list
my battering ram will be smashing the palace doors in soon |
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Cupids Battering Ram
The old soldier
The General
The cololnel
Mr Winky
The Beaver Cleaver
The Beaver Pleaser
The Angry Monk
The Bald headed bruiser
The Gash masher
Crude but effective |
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Just put on any Bloodhound Gang album, that should give you plenty!!
Heres a selection of willy and front bottom names from thr Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo single:
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny axe
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple
Silly and childish, but all so mildly amusing!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Cupids Battering Ram
The old soldier
The General
The cololnel
Mr Winky
The Beaver Cleaver
The Beaver Pleaser
The Angry Monk
The Bald headed bruiser
The Gash masher
Crude but effective "
some of these were said last night but purple headed warrior won the vote
Granted its not purple but what would the colour best be described as? Pink headed warrior never sounded hard enough.. excuse the pun |
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is purple headed warrior still the favourite choice?
meeting the same friends this coming weekend and would be interested in another nickname for the one eyed snake |
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