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I really don't reccomend...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...absent mindedly trying to scratch that itch up your nose when you've just eaten some really bloody hot and spicy wings! It burns so much!! (Really glad I didn't need a wee) 
So what have you done by accident and instantly realised was not a brilliant idea? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It wasn't me, but when I was at uni I lived in a flat with 3 rugby lads who always felt the need to prove how hard they were when d*unk.
Until one day Dan thought it would be a good idea to whip down his pants and stick his knob in a jar of chillies.
To this day, I've still never heard a scream like it again.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It wasn't me, but when I was at uni I lived in a flat with 3 rugby lads who always felt the need to prove how hard they were when d*unk.
Until one day Dan thought it would be a good idea to whip down his pants and stick his knob in a jar of chillies.
To this day, I've still never heard a scream like it again...."
 that's making me whince just reading that! |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
Licking my way up the inside thigh of a guy who failed to inform me he'd been using Deep Heat on a football injury.
Couldnt feel my lips and tongue for about a week  |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
Accidentally squirted bleach into my eye. I was cleaning the bathroom, mixed bleach with an industrial cleaner, sprayed it into the upturned toilet seat.......it hit a knobble and rebounded into my eye.
Immediately I stuck my head under the cold tap for a few minutes, then sought medical advice. They smelt me entering A&E before they saw me. xxx Suzi |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
"Licking my way up the inside thigh of a guy who failed to inform me he'd been using Deep Heat on a football injury.
Couldnt feel my lips and tongue for about a week "
Sorry gotta giggle ....that reminds me of the time I left a tube by the toothpaste, and hubbs cleaned his teeth with it xxx Suzi |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Licking my way up the inside thigh of a guy who failed to inform me he'd been using Deep Heat on a football injury.
Couldnt feel my lips and tongue for about a week "
Bleurgh! Aw that's just not considerate  |
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"Licking my way up the inside thigh of a guy who failed to inform me he'd been using Deep Heat on a football injury.
Couldnt feel my lips and tongue for about a week "
Oh gosh!!
My worst was being made to laugh whilst shotting Absinthe. I ended up with it coming out of my nose. It burned like a mofo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A couple of times in the past, while I've been asleep, I must have had itchy balls. So I've scratched. In my state of unconsciousness, unknown to me being unconscious, I scratched for, I don't know how long. My skin was raw. I didn't realise until I got in the shower, and felt hot water on the red raw ball bag.
And there was the manscaping incident. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well i cant claim this was by accident because I used something exactly as it is marketed to be used.... but i tell ye one thing if i tell ye nowt else... Original Source Mint Tea Tree shower gel should come with a huge fuck off health warning on it.... jeez that stuff doesnt just "tingle" it chuffing well sets your chuff on fire and then laughs in your face!!
Evil witchcrafty stuff it is!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There is a video going around on WhatsApp showing a work "mate" rubbing a chilli on toilet paper then the after affects of someone having wiped themselves
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That. Is. Evil!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A couple of times in the past, while I've been asleep, I must have had itchy balls. So I've scratched. In my state of unconsciousness, unknown to me being unconscious, I scratched for, I don't know how long. My skin was raw. I didn't realise until I got in the shower, and felt hot water on the red raw ball bag.
And there was the manscaping incident."
Care to elaborate on that Jim? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well i cant claim this was by accident because I used something exactly as it is marketed to be used.... but i tell ye one thing if i tell ye nowt else... Original Source Mint Tea Tree shower gel should come with a huge fuck off health warning on it.... jeez that stuff doesnt just "tingle" it chuffing well sets your chuff on fire and then laughs in your face!!
Evil witchcrafty stuff it is!! "
Ouchy wah wah!! |
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By *enithWoman
over a year ago
closer than you think |
"Well i cant claim this was by accident because I used something exactly as it is marketed to be used.... but i tell ye one thing if i tell ye nowt else... Original Source Mint Tea Tree shower gel should come with a huge fuck off health warning on it.... jeez that stuff doesnt just "tingle" it chuffing well sets your chuff on fire and then laughs in your face!!
Evil witchcrafty stuff it is!! "
I can second that!!!! bloody evil stuff !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well i cant claim this was by accident because I used something exactly as it is marketed to be used.... but i tell ye one thing if i tell ye nowt else... Original Source Mint Tea Tree shower gel should come with a huge fuck off health warning on it.... jeez that stuff doesnt just "tingle" it chuffing well sets your chuff on fire and then laughs in your face!!
Evil witchcrafty stuff it is!! "
I thought it was only me that stuff did that to. I was jumping around in the shower like a lunatic, trying to get it off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well i cant claim this was by accident because I used something exactly as it is marketed to be used.... but i tell ye one thing if i tell ye nowt else... Original Source Mint Tea Tree shower gel should come with a huge fuck off health warning on it.... jeez that stuff doesnt just "tingle" it chuffing well sets your chuff on fire and then laughs in your face!!
Evil witchcrafty stuff it is!!
I can second that!!!! bloody evil stuff !!"
I wonder if anyone has told them. |
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I thought it was a good idea to epilate my legs completely naked so my clothing didn't get in the way as I was leaning down over them.
One nipple caught in the blades later I realised I was mistaken |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Well i cant claim this was by accident because I used something exactly as it is marketed to be used.... but i tell ye one thing if i tell ye nowt else... Original Source Mint Tea Tree shower gel should come with a huge fuck off health warning on it.... jeez that stuff doesnt just "tingle" it chuffing well sets your chuff on fire and then laughs in your face!!
Evil witchcrafty stuff it is!! "
I love that stuff  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought it was a good idea to epilate my legs completely naked so my clothing didn't get in the way as I was leaning down over them.
One nipple caught in the blades later I realised I was mistaken "
ooooh that's another big whince! Although there'll be some kinksters looking at that post thoughtfully too I reckon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well i cant claim this was by accident because I used something exactly as it is marketed to be used.... but i tell ye one thing if i tell ye nowt else... Original Source Mint Tea Tree shower gel should come with a huge fuck off health warning on it.... jeez that stuff doesnt just "tingle" it chuffing well sets your chuff on fire and then laughs in your face!!
Evil witchcrafty stuff it is!!
I love that stuff "
Are we seeing your kinky side here Babs?  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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In the last month G3orgie these three things ....
I tried to reach up and lower the shower head (because I’m a shortie and my lovelies are all really tall) and I slipped in the wet shower, fell through the door of the cubicle and out of the shower onto the floor on my bum. Just missed hitting my head on the sink and had a very big bruise for weeks on my leg.
I know this one was karma but I was running through the house to do something I shouldn’t have been and on my way through I kicked the sofa and broke my toe!
Last weekend I tried to balance a king size mattress on my head whilst I rummaged around under it. It slipped off my head, hit my shoulder and knocked me to the floor. Bad back all week.
Hopefully that’s my three now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"An old one, wearing a ring while putting nets up for a football match.
Recently, itching the corner of my eye while chopping chilli’s. Fuck me the burned like a bastard"
Ooooh that is indeed a barsteward of a mistake to make! On both counts |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In the last month G3orgie these three things ....
I tried to reach up and lower the shower head (because I’m a shortie and my lovelies are all really tall) and I slipped in the wet shower, fell through the door of the cubicle and out of the shower onto the floor on my bum. Just missed hitting my head on the sink and had a very big bruise for weeks on my leg.
I know this one was karma but I was running through the house to do something I shouldn’t have been and on my way through I kicked the sofa and broke my toe!
Last weekend I tried to balance a king size mattress on my head whilst I rummaged around under it. It slipped off my head, hit my shoulder and knocked me to the floor. Bad back all week.
Hopefully that’s my three now "
Blimey Babs!!
But now I wanna know what you were running to do that you shouldn't have been... |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"In the last month G3orgie these three things ....
I tried to reach up and lower the shower head (because I’m a shortie and my lovelies are all really tall) and I slipped in the wet shower, fell through the door of the cubicle and out of the shower onto the floor on my bum. Just missed hitting my head on the sink and had a very big bruise for weeks on my leg.
I know this one was karma but I was running through the house to do something I shouldn’t have been and on my way through I kicked the sofa and broke my toe!
Last weekend I tried to balance a king size mattress on my head whilst I rummaged around under it. It slipped off my head, hit my shoulder and knocked me to the floor. Bad back all week.
Hopefully that’s my three now
Blimey Babs!!
But now I wanna know what you were running to do that you shouldn't have been... "
Can’t tell you G3orgie. People will judge |
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"An old one, wearing a ring while putting nets up for a football match.
Recently, itching the corner of my eye while chopping chilli’s. Fuck me the burned like a bastard
Ooooh that is indeed a barsteward of a mistake to make! On both counts "
Yep.
Perversely, having a chilli infused eyeball is far more painful than ripping a finger off |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"Having a car accident
This is most definitely not reccomended... But not exactly something you do absent mindedly either"
Yes silly mistake - easily done, we all forget how we deliberately charge into these for the sheer unadulterated thrill of it |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
Breathing in toothpaste is possibly the most excruciating pain ever - it honestly feels like your lungs are on fire and someone is trying to scrape them clean with a rusty blunt razorblade - you can hardly breathe |
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