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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I want a pet but I don’t want a cat or dog as cats are bitches! And dogs are too much work. Need ideas!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Goldfish

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Goldfish

You can’t touch them

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

An Impala

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tarantula.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An Impala

Nah, you can’t house train those buggers!

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By *ookingforlustMan over a year ago

northants

A goat.

No more grass cutting, and you get a pet. Win win

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

A banana!

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By *_and_LCouple over a year ago

Tamworth

Have a chinchilla (two actually, they prefer company).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Iguana

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A house spider.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"An Impala

That penis blocked me for no fucking reason! What a woman!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a boa constrictor

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I’m thinking rabbits in the garden peeps

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

Snakes. You feed them once a week, they sleep for about 4 days and are active for a bit if you want to handle them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Snakes. You feed them once a week, they sleep for about 4 days and are active for a bit if you want to handle them. "

What if they go missing? Who’s mum do you call?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hamster

Goldfish

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hamster

Goldfish

Noo rats!

And you can’t pet gold fish

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

"Snakes. You feed them once a week, they sleep for about 4 days and are active for a bit if you want to handle them.

What if they go missing? Who’s mum do you call?

One of mine escaped about a week ago. Last time it turned up on top of the bookcase...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think an Axolotl might be a cool exotic pet?

They look a bit like a Pokemon, so are pretty cool. And, they’re kind of cute.

Not sure they eat bananas though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Snakes. You feed them once a week, they sleep for about 4 days and are active for a bit if you want to handle them.

What if they go missing? Who’s mum do you call?

One of mine escaped about a week ago. Last time it turned up on top of the bookcase...

Imagine informing your neighbours.. our snake has gone missing if you see it please do let us know

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I want a monkey, is it legal to keep a monkey as a pet?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

Get yourself a ant farm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An Impala

That penis blocked me for no fucking reason! What a woman! "

Suck it up Princess, can’t believe you’re still bitter !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hamster

Goldfish

Noo rats!

And you can’t pet gold fish "

Pig ??

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

A rabbit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want a pet but I don’t want a cat or dog as cats are bitches! And dogs are too much work. Need ideas!! "

Honeybadger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A rabbit?

You're going to lend him yours

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

"Snakes. You feed them once a week, they sleep for about 4 days and are active for a bit if you want to handle them.

What if they go missing? Who’s mum do you call?

One of mine escaped about a week ago. Last time it turned up on top of the bookcase...

Imagine informing your neighbours.. our snake has gone missing if you see it please do let us know

I've got a 7 foot boa that did a bit of a vanishing act when I let it out for a bit of a mooch once. I was wondering how I might explain that to my neighbours. Luckily the dog found it for me, it had gone a surprising distance considering I'd only taken my eye off it for about 5 minutes.

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"I want a monkey, is it legal to keep a monkey as a pet?

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you can adopt a monkey at monkey world

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a tortoise they're gorgeous

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By *ookingforlustMan over a year ago

northants

What about a goat?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A chicken

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By *ookingforlustMan over a year ago

northants

You could build a rockery and get a mountain goat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"An Impala

That penis blocked me for no fucking reason! What a woman!

Suck it up Princess, can’t believe you’re still bitter !

It’s not like I sent you my cock pics

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By *ookingforlustMan over a year ago

northants

Get a female goat and you’ve a never ending supply of goats milk.

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By *ookingforlustMan over a year ago

northants

Goats cheese!!

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By *m3232Man over a year ago

maidenhead

"I’m thinking rabbits in the garden peeps

Eat shit shit eat that’s all a rabbit does. Cats are awesome don’t need much looking after

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By *ookingforlustMan over a year ago

northants

Get a male one and call it billy the kid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want a pet but I don’t want a cat or dog as cats are bitches! And dogs are too much work. Need ideas!! "
tortoises most pointless pets ever , hibernate all winter just need lettuce leaves and water and that's it....... You can stroke their Lil ugly heads and they live forever

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By *ookingforlustMan over a year ago

northants

If it goes tits up you’ve got a massive goat curry to look forward to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want a pet but I don’t want a cat or dog as cats are bitches! And dogs are too much work. Need ideas!! tortoises most pointless pets ever , hibernate all winter just need lettuce leaves and water and that's it....... You can stroke their Lil ugly heads and they live forever

You clearly know nothing about a tortoise

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple over a year ago

Fareham

Rats - they're intelligent (can be taught to play fetch) and love to snuggle. They're also not nocturnal so wouldn't keep you awake at night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You clearly know nothing about a tortoise

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I do my friend has one well two actually she loves them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lil parakeet cos they can be so lovely.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

Snakes, keep them warm and feed them whenever you remember them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tarantula- has fur!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You clearly know nothing about a tortoise

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she gives them dandelion leaves and other such rabbit food and she has a tortoise jail outside

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You clearly know nothing about a tortoise

I do my friend has one well two actually she loves them

Lettuce has no nutritional value to a tortoise so if your friend is feeding them lettuce she knows zilch

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By *ookingforlustMan over a year ago

northants

Goat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You clearly know nothing about a tortoise

she gives them dandelion leaves and other such rabbit food and she has a tortoise jail outside

Rabbit food

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You clearly know nothing about a tortoise

I do my friend has one well two actually she loves them

Lettuce has no nutritional value to a tortoise so if your friend is feeding them lettuce she knows zilch "

Lol thats probably why it sleeps so much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You clearly know nothing about a tortoise

I do my friend has one well two actually she loves them

Lettuce has no nutritional value to a tortoise so if your friend is feeding them lettuce she knows zilch "
she's very knowledgeable about these things I will have you know oh naked lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pygmy Hedgehog! My friend keeps them and oooft! Beyond cute.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You clearly know nothing about a tortoise

she gives them dandelion leaves and other such rabbit food and she has a tortoise jail outside

Rabbit food

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All salad is rabbit food oh naked one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You clearly know nothing about a tortoise

I do my friend has one well two actually she loves them

Lettuce has no nutritional value to a tortoise so if your friend is feeding them lettuce she knows zilch she's very knowledgeable about these things I will have you know oh naked lady

She shouldn't be hibernating them either unless she wants to breed them, if she needs anymore advice just pm me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rats - they're intelligent (can be taught to play fetch) and love to snuggle. They're also not nocturnal so wouldn't keep you awake at night

Somebody sat rats? I can do intelligence, fetching we have to work on but I aint snuggling to him.

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By *ookingforlustMan over a year ago

northants

"Rats - they're intelligent (can be taught to play fetch) and love to snuggle. They're also not nocturnal so wouldn't keep you awake at night

Apart from the whole leptospirosis thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rats - they're intelligent (can be taught to play fetch) and love to snuggle. They're also not nocturnal so wouldn't keep you awake at night

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the gnawing your toes off might

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Rabbit ?

Ginnie pig ?

Hamster ?

Snake ?

Goat ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Rat is a no no! I saw one in the garden and I was running for shelter!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rat is a no no! I saw one in the garden and I was running for shelter!

Like me with men in bars haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rabbit ?

Ginnie pig ?

Hamster ?

Snake ?

Goat ?

I’m thinking rabbits in the garden or a monkey

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By *oc30Man over a year ago

Cheltenham

Whenever I think monkey .. dunno why in my head this starts playing

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

And Ross, chandler, joey and Marcel going at it

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Whenever I think monkey .. dunno why in my head this starts playing

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

And Ross, chandler, joey and Marcel going at it

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

None of this is helpful

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By *xxx30Man over a year ago

york

"I want a pet but I don’t want a cat or dog as cats are bitches! And dogs are too much work. Need ideas!! "

Get a French bull dog you only have to walk them around your street for 5 min's and then there really tired

they are house dogs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Snails

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whatever you choose possibly consider a rescue animal needing a good home. Many types of animals in rescue centres not just cats and dogs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rabbit ?

Ginnie pig ?

Hamster ?

Snake ?

Goat ?

I’m thinking rabbits in the garden or a monkey

A rabbit would be good, they can be stroked and cuddled, they don't need massive amounts of looking after and you can have them as house pets as well. You can train them to use a litter tray but please please please get it vaccinated against miximatosis. They also prefer a companion so get two rabbits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I want a pet but I don’t want a cat or dog as cats are bitches! And dogs are too much work. Need ideas!!

Get a French bull dog you only have to walk them around your street for 5 min's and then there really tired

they are house dogs

I love dogs, kept a German shepherd & a rottweiler but they are hard work. That’s why looking for something easy going and low maintenance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Parrot ... Talk to you too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a part time pet .it visits me once a week .comes in window has a cuddle and goes .Neighbours cat it's not any bother .

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By *oisineandAlCouple over a year ago

limerick

"Rabbit ?

Ginnie pig ?

Hamster ?

Snake ?

Goat ?

I’m thinking rabbits in the garden or a monkey

Rabbits do bite, lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rabbit ?

Ginnie pig ?

Hamster ?

Snake ?

Goat ?

I’m thinking rabbits in the garden or a monkey

Rabbits do bite, lol "

That's true, luckily id got away without experiencing that with my two.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whatever you choose possibly consider a rescue animal needing a good home. Many types of animals in rescue centres not just cats and dogs

We got a rescue cat for my nan, when she had a fall, the cat just sat on her licking it’s paws,useless. Rescue cat my arse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So youre going with the anaconda then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pet rats are adorable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want a pet but I don’t want a cat or dog as cats are bitches! And dogs are too much work. Need ideas!!

Get a French bull dog you only have to walk them around your street for 5 min's and then there really tired

they are house dogs

I love dogs, kept a German shepherd & a rottweiler but they are hard work. That’s why looking for something easy going and low maintenance

Not rabbits then.

Contrary to popular belief they are not cheap or easy to look after properly. They don't all like to be picked up and cuddled. They also bite and kick!!!

Buy yourself a teddy bear monkey and wear it around your neck!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All pets are a lot of work. You cant just have something for the sake of having it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turtle or bearded dragon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A hedgehog...

No jokes about pricks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my cat ain't a bitch ,he's very loving and laid back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whatever you choose possibly consider a rescue animal needing a good home. Many types of animals in rescue centres not just cats and dogs

We got a rescue cat for my nan, when she had a fall, the cat just sat on her licking it’s paws,useless. Rescue cat my arse."

*drops mic*

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman over a year ago

Here and There

We had two bearded dragons. They are awesome. Brilliant to watch and they loved a fuss. Once you have their home all set up it's pretty simple maintenance and live feeding time was fun to watch as they are so quick. They lay a lot of eggs (which is also really cool to watch)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What about some chickens or some ducks?

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

"Rabbit ?

Ginnie pig ?

Hamster ?

Snake ?

Goat ?

I’m thinking rabbits in the garden or a monkey

Make sure they are the same sex it you’ll end up with a dozen rabbits!

All pets need attention regardless of what you get.

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By *ookingforlustMan over a year ago

northants

I’m beginning to think you’re not keen on the goat suggestion......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m beginning to think you’re not keen on the goat suggestion......

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he thought you were only kidding

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By *ookingforlustMan over a year ago

northants

"I’m beginning to think you’re not keen on the goat suggestion......

he thought you were only kidding

I see what you did there.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get a Meerkat. Simples

I love them.

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

Bearded dragons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Parrot or a Budgie..though they’re a little loud at times

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By *inxy777Woman over a year ago

essex

Stick insect they look like fun!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cats

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By *ust ClareTV/TS over a year ago

Settlewick!

An ocelot or a margay.Kitties with attitude!

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

A Tamagotchi - no vet bills

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By *ookingforlustMan over a year ago

northants

2 goats. Then you can be a goat herder in your spare time.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman over a year ago
Forum Mod

My Own Little World

Rabbits are cute and friendly, mine kept humping my eeyore slippers

He was a house rabbit, left the back door open so he could come and go as he liked. He played with the cats.

But they chew every fucking thing! They love electrical cables, I had to learn to re- wire almost everything. Shoes, table legs, doors, carpets. It was a good thing he was so cute or he would have ended up in a pot!

Oh and rabbit pee is nasty.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A cat

You need to PM me immediately

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Get a Meerkat. Simples

I love them. "

Can you actually get a meerkat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What about some chickens or some ducks? "

Chickens can be very loud and ducks need water man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Whatever you choose possibly consider a rescue animal needing a good home. Many types of animals in rescue centres not just cats and dogs

We got a rescue cat for my nan, when she had a fall, the cat just sat on her licking it’s paws,useless. Rescue cat my arse."

Cats are bitches!

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By *andare63Man over a year ago

oldham

"If it goes tits up you’ve got a massive goat curry to look forward to "

I take it you’ve got goats for sale fella?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A parrot i had one for 15 years he was like a human could have conversations with him but they take alot of your time

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By *tirluvMan over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

How bout a fungal infection -plenty of dodgy sorts about to help you with that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Honestly I would say dog if you want something to interact with. Some breeds are way less "Lets go for a two hour walk" than others.

Or you could adopt an older rescue one? They'll inherently be a little less energetic, it's just a heartbreak when you get to know them then they pass on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Other than dogs, maybe some hardier lizard species?

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By *astings SocialWoman over a year ago

Hastings

Guinea pigs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want a pet but I don’t want a cat or dog as cats are bitches! And dogs are too much work. Need ideas!!

Get a French bull dog you only have to walk them around your street for 5 min's and then there really tired

they are house dogs

I love dogs, kept a German shepherd & a rottweiler but they are hard work. That’s why looking for something easy going and low maintenance

Not rabbits then.

Contrary to popular belief they are not cheap or easy to look after properly. They don't all like to be picked up and cuddled. They also bite and kick!!!

Buy yourself a teddy bear monkey and wear it around your neck!! "

Someone finally said it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I forgot...

...BEES!

Plus you get honey - and an excuse to make your garden into a wildflower meadow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get an Ostrich

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

Rabbit. Once you are fed up with it, you can make rabbit stew with it.

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

What about a parrot

Good company when you teach it to talk

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about some chickens or some ducks?

Chickens can be very loud and ducks need water man! "

Don't get a cockerel get lady hens and ducks. Excellent burglar alarm and for a little feed and water they'll pay you back with organic free range eggs... it's win win surely.

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By *ookingforlustMan over a year ago

northants

"If it goes tits up you’ve got a massive goat curry to look forward to

I take it you’ve got goats for sale fella? "

Me? No, can’t stand the creatures personally......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

blue squirrel? Tommy gun optional.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

A ferrett .... or two

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I want a pet but I don’t want a cat or dog as cats are bitches! And dogs are too much work. Need ideas!! "

Cats are the best but I would go for a fish.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stick insect

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Rabbit

I've heard the ladies love rabbits although I can't understand why the RSPCA haven't caught onto the bedroom abuse they suffer

Orang-utans are pretty cool and I've always fancied a monkey butler,but not one with those huge red arses.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Get a pit bull and raise your street cred innit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm surprised nobody said gerbils yet

. They are cute, awake at different times of day, happy to be cuddled, don't stink like guinea pigs or rabbits, and they don't really need a lot of looking after. And they 'only' live up to 5 years

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So finally I got 2 rabbits one male and one female.. but the bloody neighbours cat keep on trying to attack them... I’m thinking of poisoning the cat.. any other ideas to help the rabbits live in peace?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So finally I got 2 rabbits one male and one female.. but the bloody neighbours cat keep on trying to attack them... I’m thinking of poisoning the cat.. any other ideas to help the rabbits live in peace?

Free them

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Free them

I do free them for about 3-4 hours a day in the garden.. they are only pups

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Free them

I do free them for about 3-4 hours a day in the garden.. they are only pups "

You are a #goodegg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

U wont have 2 rabbits long then

Theres a phrase im thinking of....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Free them

I do free them for about 3-4 hours a day in the garden.. they are only pups

You are a #goodegg "

Any ideas to get rid of the neighbours cat?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Free them

I do free them for about 3-4 hours a day in the garden.. they are only pups

You are a #goodegg

Any ideas to get rid of the neighbours cat?"

Leave the cat alone or I fuck your ass with Pullmyfinger's dick ! Understood ? ( saying that with my Ryan Gosling voice from Driver)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Free them

I do free them for about 3-4 hours a day in the garden.. they are only pups

You are a #goodegg

Any ideas to get rid of the neighbours cat?

Leave the cat alone or I fuck your ass with Pullmyfinger's dick ! Understood ? ( saying that with my Ryan Gosling voice from Driver) "

But rabbits are cute so the cat has to go or I’ll fuck your ass with Tame Impala’s dick (saying that in Ignitemybody’s voice) from nowhere

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By *ittleAcornMan over a year ago

visiting the beach

Free them

FREE THE LONDON TWO...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Free them

I do free them for about 3-4 hours a day in the garden.. they are only pups

You are a #goodegg

Any ideas to get rid of the neighbours cat?

Leave the cat alone or I fuck your ass with Pullmyfinger's dick ! Understood ? ( saying that with my Ryan Gosling voice from Driver)

But rabbits are cute so the cat has to go or I’ll fuck your ass with Tame Impala’s dick (saying that in Ignitemybody’s voice) from nowhere

I'll fuck your mouth with Big Harold's cock (saying that with Paul Mccartney voice)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Free them

FREE THE LONDON TWO..."

Sit down you sofa campaigner and Donald Trump’s first British fan

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Free them

I do free them for about 3-4 hours a day in the garden.. they are only pups

You are a #goodegg

Any ideas to get rid of the neighbours cat?

Leave the cat alone or I fuck your ass with Pullmyfinger's dick ! Understood ? ( saying that with my Ryan Gosling voice from Driver)

But rabbits are cute so the cat has to go or I’ll fuck your ass with Tame Impala’s dick (saying that in Ignitemybody’s voice) from nowhere

I'll fuck your mouth with Big Harold's cock (saying that with Paul Mccartney voice)"

I’ll fuck you ass to mouth with my own cock (saying that in Robert Dinero’s voice and expressions) #respectthetalenet and #bendover

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Free them

I do free them for about 3-4 hours a day in the garden.. they are only pups

You are a #goodegg

Any ideas to get rid of the neighbours cat?

Leave the cat alone or I fuck your ass with Pullmyfinger's dick ! Understood ? ( saying that with my Ryan Gosling voice from Driver)

But rabbits are cute so the cat has to go or I’ll fuck your ass with Tame Impala’s dick (saying that in Ignitemybody’s voice) from nowhere

I'll fuck your mouth with Big Harold's cock (saying that with Paul Mccartney voice)

I’ll fuck you ass to mouth with my own cock (saying that in Robert Dinero’s voice and expressions) #respectthetalenet and #bendover

#isItInYet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Free them

I do free them for about 3-4 hours a day in the garden.. they are only pups

You are a #goodegg

Any ideas to get rid of the neighbours cat?

Leave the cat alone or I fuck your ass with Pullmyfinger's dick ! Understood ? ( saying that with my Ryan Gosling voice from Driver)

But rabbits are cute so the cat has to go or I’ll fuck your ass with Tame Impala’s dick (saying that in Ignitemybody’s voice) from nowhere

I'll fuck your mouth with Big Harold's cock (saying that with Paul Mccartney voice)

I’ll fuck you ass to mouth with my own cock (saying that in Robert Dinero’s voice and expressions) #respectthetalenet and #bendover

#isItInYet? "

I’ve already cum.. you didn’t feel anything?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Honey badger....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want a pet but I don’t want a cat or dog as cats are bitches! And dogs are too much work. Need ideas!! "
ferret, I actually saw a couple with a ferret on a lead on promenade the other day I have a pic ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Free them

I do free them for about 3-4 hours a day in the garden.. they are only pups

You are a #goodegg

Any ideas to get rid of the neighbours cat?

Leave the cat alone or I fuck your ass with Pullmyfinger's dick ! Understood ? ( saying that with my Ryan Gosling voice from Driver)

But rabbits are cute so the cat has to go or I’ll fuck your ass with Tame Impala’s dick (saying that in Ignitemybody’s voice) from nowhere

I'll fuck your mouth with Big Harold's cock (saying that with Paul Mccartney voice)

I’ll fuck you ass to mouth with my own cock (saying that in Robert Dinero’s voice and expressions) #respectthetalenet and #bendover

#isItInYet?

I’ve already cum.. you didn’t feel anything?

No my ass is what some people could call a 'tunnelfordick'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m thinking rabbits in the garden peeps

Eat shit shit eat that’s all a rabbit does. Cats are awesome don’t need much looking after"
wrong!! You can teach rabbits to do tricks and watch them play with toys. Not boring if you know what to do with them. Plus house rabbits can be litter trained too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want a pet but I don’t want a cat or dog as cats are bitches! And dogs are too much work. Need ideas!! ferret, I actually saw a couple with a ferret on a lead on promenade the other day I have a pic ha

"
Aww I loved my ferret. Very smelly but gorgeous. He was castrated but still on the smelly side. They are part of the skunk family so will always smell.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Free them

I do free them for about 3-4 hours a day in the garden.. they are only pups

You are a #goodegg

Any ideas to get rid of the neighbours cat?

Leave the cat alone or I fuck your ass with Pullmyfinger's dick ! Understood ? ( saying that with my Ryan Gosling voice from Driver)

But rabbits are cute so the cat has to go or I’ll fuck your ass with Tame Impala’s dick (saying that in Ignitemybody’s voice) from nowhere

I'll fuck your mouth with Big Harold's cock (saying that with Paul Mccartney voice)

I’ll fuck you ass to mouth with my own cock (saying that in Robert Dinero’s voice and expressions) #respectthetalenet and #bendover

#isItInYet?

I’ve already cum.. you didn’t feel anything?

No my ass is what some people could call a 'tunnelfordick' "

Sorry to disappoint you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aww I loved my ferret. Very smelly but gorgeous. He was castrated but still on the smelly side. They are part of the skunk family so will always smell.

"
really hey I'm not a pet person but see why people love them

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Send me pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m thinking rabbits in the garden peeps

Eat shit shit eat that’s all a rabbit does. Cats are awesome don’t need much looking after wrong!! You can teach rabbits to do tricks and watch them play with toys. Not boring if you know what to do with them. Plus house rabbits can be litter trained too. "

My rabbits play football

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Send me pic"
How can I do that you've blocked all men but site won't allow me to download pic anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Send me picHow can I do that you've blocked all men but site won't allow me to download pic anyway

#findaway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Send me picHow can I do that you've blocked all men but site won't allow me to download pic anyway

#findaway "
Ha....... Tease

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m thinking rabbits in the garden peeps

My rabbits play football "
They are far more entertaining than people think. That's why vets are against people having rabbits for pets cos lots just stick them in a cage and have done with...watch out for flystrike in the hot weather

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Send me picHow can I do that you've blocked all men but site won't allow me to download pic anyway

"
you can send direct from your phone .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Send me picHow can I do that you've blocked all men but site won't allow me to download pic anyway

you can send direct from your phone ."
he's blocked all men x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m thinking rabbits in the garden peeps

My rabbits play football They are far more entertaining than people think. That's why vets are against people having rabbits for pets cos lots just stick them in a cage and have done with...watch out for flystrike in the hot weather

I’ve put flea drops and like to let them go free I’m the garden but first I need to poison this fucking cat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Send me picHow can I do that you've blocked all men but site won't allow me to download pic anyway

you can send direct from your phone .he's blocked all men x"

Create a new profile pretending to be a female

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m thinking rabbits in the garden peeps

I’ve put flea drops and like to let them go free I’m the garden but first I need to poison this fucking cat! "
DON'T YOU DARE LOL. .. my cats get in the hutch with the rabbit lol. One kick from a rabbit and I doubt the cat will go back again lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Send me picHow can I do that you've blocked all men but site won't allow me to download pic anyway

you can send direct from your phone .he's blocked all men x"
are you really desperate to contact him lol. Send it to a female and let her pass it on for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m thinking rabbits in the garden peeps

I’ve put flea drops and like to let them go free I’m the garden but first I need to poison this fucking cat! "
BTW flea drops won't stop flystrike. They need a special spray that you use around every 8-12 weeks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m thinking rabbits in the garden peeps

I’ve put flea drops and like to let them go free I’m the garden but first I need to poison this fucking cat! DON'T YOU DARE LOL. .. my cats get in the hutch with the rabbit lol. One kick from a rabbit and I doubt the cat will go back again lol. "

My rabbits are still pups & I hate fucking cats!! I’ve bought a bottle of whole milk now all I need is poison

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m thinking rabbits in the garden peeps

I’ve put flea drops and like to let them go free I’m the garden but first I need to poison this fucking cat! BTW flea drops won't stop flystrike. They need a special spray that you use around every 8-12 weeks. "

Goes on eBay and finds flea spray for cute rabbits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m thinking rabbits in the garden peeps

Goes on eBay and finds flea spray for cute rabbits "
vets or pets at home is best. Rearguard is good but pricey. You only get a single application but it will last them right into autumn when the flystrike season is not as strong.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m thinking rabbits in the garden peeps

My rabbits are still pups & I hate fucking cats!! I’ve bought a bottle of whole milk now all I need is poison

"
get a water gun. Lol. I'd kill anyone who hurt my cats.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m thinking rabbits in the garden peeps

Goes on eBay and finds flea spray for cute rabbits vets or pets at home is best. Rearguard is good but pricey. You only get a single application but it will last them right into autumn when the flystrike season is not as strong. "

Thanks,

Any ideas to get rid of the fucking hitler cat?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m thinking rabbits in the garden peeps

Thanks,

Any ideas to get rid of the fucking hitler cat?

"
water gun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m thinking rabbits in the garden peeps

Thanks,

Any ideas to get rid of the fucking hitler cat?

water gun

Well then I’ll have to be in the garden all the time .. duh!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m thinking rabbits in the garden peeps

Thanks,

Any ideas to get rid of the fucking hitler cat?

water gun

Well then I’ll have to be in the garden all the time .. duh! "
Then get a large rabbit run so the cat or any large birds can get to the bunnies while they're babies!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m thinking rabbits in the garden peeps

Thanks,

Any ideas to get rid of the fucking hitler cat?

water gun

Well then I’ll have to be in the garden all the time .. duh! Then get a large rabbit run so the cat or any large birds can get to the bunnies while they're babies!!"
cant*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m thinking rabbits in the garden peeps

Thanks,

Any ideas to get rid of the fucking hitler cat?

water gun

Well then I’ll have to be in the garden all the time .. duh! Then get a large rabbit run so the cat or any large birds can get to the bunnies while they're babies!! cant*"

I got the pet at home bluebell large hutch but I like to let them go free and explore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m thinking rabbits in the garden peeps

Thanks,

Any ideas to get rid of the fucking hitler cat?

water gun

Well then I’ll have to be in the garden all the time .. duh! Then get a large rabbit run so the cat or any large birds can get to the bunnies while they're babies!! cant*

I got the pet at home bluebell large hutch but I like to let them go free and explore

"
same here. She has a 90ft garden to play in. Just be careful while yours are still babies cos large birds can easily swoop down and take them

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Buy a houseplant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m thinking rabbits in the garden peeps

Thanks,

Any ideas to get rid of the fucking hitler cat?

water gun

Well then I’ll have to be in the garden all the time .. duh! Then get a large rabbit run so the cat or any large birds can get to the bunnies while they're babies!! cant*

I got the pet at home bluebell large hutch but I like to let them go free and explore

same here. She has a 90ft garden to play in. Just be careful while yours are still babies cos large birds can easily swoop down and take them

They aren’t that small.. all I’m worried about is that fucking hitler of a cat!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How about a wee gimp??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That’s why looking for something easy going and low maintenance

Pet rock in a fur coat, problem solved

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That’s why looking for something easy going and low maintenance

Pet rock in a fur coat, problem solved

You do live upto your username

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get that ferret down your boxers you'll love it

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