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over a year ago
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Thinking that I needed a trim downstairs a while ago and not fancying using a razor in a moment of madness I thought I'd veet my sack..only to leave it on for a bit longer than I should have. The pain I can only describe as being sat in a bath of stinging nettles for a fortnight. Never again! |
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"Thinking that I needed a trim downstairs a while ago and not fancying using a razor in a moment of madness I thought I'd veet my sack..only to leave it on for a bit longer than I should have. The pain I can only describe as being sat in a bath of stinging nettles for a fortnight. Never again!"
Mate, I’m sorry to say, you haven’t even seen the worst of it. Enjoy the next few days. |
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Those reviews r far too funny to be true . Putting their balls in a tub of icecream and one even saying he put a sprout up his arse and it shot out and hit his gf when she found him in the kitchen  |
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I did this to my ex partner, to tidy him up a bit. I’ve never seen him cry like it. He couldn’t wear jeans for about 3 weeks. Layers of skin came off. Probably should have gone to A&E but he was affronted.
If I’d known what an absolute cunting arsebiscuit he was, I wouldn’t have washed the stuff off. |
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