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By *layful Harlequin OP Man over a year ago

uxbridge

Just thought I’d seewhat you people have got !!!

Post away people

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By *layful Harlequin OP Man over a year ago

uxbridge

My colleague was due to speak at the Sexual Innuendo Conference next week but now can’t make it.

She’s asked me to fill her slot.

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By *tirluvMan over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Sorry -can't help you guys -I save all my bad jokes for innapropriate times

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

[Removed by poster at 04/07/18 09:46:34]

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

What is brown and sticky?

A stick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My success rate on Fab is a bad joke.

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By *easideshagMan over a year ago

Brighton

I took the rear view mirror out of my car... since then I've never looked back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whaddaya call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff!

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By *layful Harlequin OP Man over a year ago

uxbridge

Keep them coming

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By *layful Harlequin OP Man over a year ago

uxbridge

After my prostate exam the doctor left. Then the nurse came in and whispered the 3 words that no man ever wants to hear...

"Who was that?"

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By *layful Harlequin OP Man over a year ago

uxbridge

After my prostate exam the doctor left. Then the nurse came in and whispered the 3 words that no man ever wants to hear...

"Who was that?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After my prostate exam the doctor left. Then the nurse came in and whispered the 3 words that no man ever wants to hear...

"Who was that?""

Bill Cosby

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By *layful Harlequin OP Man over a year ago

uxbridge

All my German friends have deletd me since they were eliminated from the world cup,

My phone is now completely Hans free......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just been to the Doctors with hearing problems.

He asked "Can you describe the symptoms?"

I said "Yes, Homer is yellow & fat, and Marge has blue hair".

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By *al2001Man over a year ago

kildare

England visited a Russian orphanage today

"Its good to put a smile on the faces of those unfortunates in a hopeless situation" said Dimitri urgoslov (6)

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By *layful Harlequin OP Man over a year ago

uxbridge

A strange woman looked through my window this morning and saw me naked.

Thankfully after about ten seconds of shocked, embarrassing silence, the lights turned green.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead

Honestly I laughed so hard when someone told me that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I came home early from work the other day and found my wife tied and gagged on the bed..ooh thats a bit diferent i said but go on then I'll have some of that..

She managed to spit the gag out of her mouth and shouted..

You daft bastard..weve been burgled!!

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead

Honestly I laughed so hard when someone told me that. "

Why did the 2nd monkey fall out?

It was stapled to it?

Why did the 3rd monkey fall out?

He thought it was a game

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By *andm_69Couple over a year ago

Stevenage

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Bizkit

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