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over a year ago
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"What reputation I'm a good girl and if I wasn't here who would you make bacon butties for and give all the purple sweets to  "
Pet's been giving hers to me
She said you don't deserve them cos you tell tales about her and privet hedges ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What reputation I'm a good girl and if I wasn't here who would you make bacon butties for and give all the purple sweets to
Pet's been giving hers to me
She said you don't deserve them cos you tell tales about her and privet hedges !"
Moi never |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"** makes more bacon butties and cuppas ** It's that kind of a day isn't it?
Laine, you're a wee sweety and not the purple type one  "
Tom sauce on mine please and coffee black no sugar ta |
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over a year ago
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"I haven't heard about the hedges. 
Oh it is funny but my lips are sealed ( open to bribery though)
Need a big bribe to open that mouth "
and an even bigger one to keep it shut |
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"I haven't heard about the hedges.
Oh it is funny but my lips are sealed ( open to bribery though)
Need a big bribe to open that mouth
and an even bigger one to keep it shut "
Oi I have one word to say to you
CHOCCY |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I haven't heard about the hedges.
Oh it is funny but my lips are sealed ( open to bribery though)
Need a big bribe to open that mouth
Now there are two ways to take that  "
Bet my way is better than yours me having a big mouth means big cocks fit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me wants choccy too "
If you're a very good girl I'll let ya have a nibble on something purple.
The filling ain't half as tasty as Quality Street, but I'm led to believe that it works wonders for the skin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me wants choccy too
If you're a very good girl I'll let ya have a nibble on something purple.
The filling ain't half as tasty as Quality Street, but I'm led to believe that it works wonders for the skin "
 can we leave it till tomorrow then I just had a spray tan done don't want to mess it up |
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over a year ago
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"I'm going to Brugge week after next
What would you like
Colin Farrell
If ya bring him back, Jet can have the fkin chocolate "
No he can't it's mine I tell ya all mine |
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over a year ago
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"I'm going to Brugge week after next
What would you like
Colin Farrell
If ya bring him back, Jet can have the fkin chocolate
No he can't it's mine I tell ya all mine "
were you an only child ? |
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over a year ago
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"I'm going to Brugge week after next
What would you like
Colin Farrell
If I find Colin Farrel in Brugge, I ain't coming back"
well you stay there then - just package him up and have him sent over ! |
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"I'm going to Brugge week after next
What would you like
Colin Farrell
If I find Colin Farrel in Brugge, I ain't coming back
well you stay there then - just package him up and have him sent over !"
Oh no gonna keep him and walk him by the Lake of Lurvvvvvvvve |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm going to Brugge week after next
What would you like
Colin Farrell
If I find Colin Farrel in Brugge, I ain't coming back
well you stay there then - just package him up and have him sent over !
Oh no gonna keep him and walk him by the Lake of Lurvvvvvvvve"
well from what i've read in ur veri's, when you're around, that's never far away |
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"I'm going to Brugge week after next
What would you like
Colin Farrell
If I find Colin Farrel in Brugge, I ain't coming back
well you stay there then - just package him up and have him sent over !
Oh no gonna keep him and walk him by the Lake of Lurvvvvvvvve
well from what i've read in ur veri's, when you're around, that's never far away "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did someone call for purple sweets?
Been told these are good to nibble on
Well I am up for that
That's what it says on the loo walls
Fook you seen it  "
we all have !
but we won't say anything honest  |
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"Did someone call for purple sweets?
Been told these are good to nibble on
Well I am up for that
That's what it says on the loo walls
Fook you seen it
we all have !
but we won't say anything honest "
My lips are as sealed as yours hun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone call for purple sweets?
Been told these are good to nibble on
Justjet and Bussy
I'm sticking with Laine's bacon butties"
I actually have quality street too, but you loss! |
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over a year ago
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"Did someone call for purple sweets?
Been told these are good to nibble on
Well I am up for that
That's what it says on the loo walls
Fook you seen it
we all have !
but we won't say anything honest
My lips are as sealed as yours hun"
why am i all of a sudden thinking about horses and sugar cubes ? |
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"Did someone call for purple sweets?
Been told these are good to nibble on
Justjet and Bussy
I'm sticking with Laine's bacon butties
I actually have quality street too, but you loss!"
I'm I like soft runny caramels, are their any of them |
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"Did someone call for purple sweets?
Been told these are good to nibble on
Well I am up for that
That's what it says on the loo walls
Fook you seen it
we all have !
but we won't say anything honest
My lips are as sealed as yours hun
why am i all of a sudden thinking about horses and sugar cubes ? "
I have no idea |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did someone call for purple sweets?
Been told these are good to nibble on
Justjet and Bussy
I'm sticking with Laine's bacon butties
I actually have quality street too, but you loss!
I'm I like soft runny caramels, are their any of them"
I like the caramels too - so if you can't find the dark choccy nuts (or colin farrell) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone call for purple sweets?
Been told these are good to nibble on
Justjet and Bussy
I'm sticking with Laine's bacon butties
I actually have quality street too, but you loss!
I'm I like soft runny caramels, are their any of them"
Yes, the only ones missing are the toffee pennies  |
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"I'm I like soft runny caramels, are their any of them
I like the caramels too - so if you can't find the dark choccy nuts (or colin farrell) "
Or I can bring choccys and we can have an mmf with Colin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm I like soft runny caramels, are their any of them
I like the caramels too - so if you can't find the dark choccy nuts (or colin farrell)
Or I can bring choccys and we can have an mmf with Colin"
Right thats it.... pfffft, flouncing out of this thread- if I'm not wanted hurrumph.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm I like soft runny caramels, are their any of them
I like the caramels too - so if you can't find the dark choccy nuts (or colin farrell)
Or I can bring choccys and we can have an mmf with Colin"
I knew I liked you for a reason
Oooh what an afternoon that would be
You call his agent & I'll sort extra scones |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm I like soft runny caramels, are their any of them
I like the caramels too - so if you can't find the dark choccy nuts (or colin farrell)
Or I can bring choccys and we can have an mmf with Colin
Right thats it.... pfffft, flouncing out of this thread- if I'm not wanted hurrumph...."
come back testa
i'm not averse to a mmff
if nowt else, you two can prepare the buffet while colin and i have a little warm up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm I like soft runny caramels, are their any of them
I like the caramels too - so if you can't find the dark choccy nuts (or colin farrell)
Or I can bring choccys and we can have an mmf with Colin
Right thats it.... pfffft, flouncing out of this thread- if I'm not wanted hurrumph....
come back testa
i'm not averse to a mmff
if nowt else, you two can prepare the buffet while colin and i have a little warm up "
Can I bring a friend- shes known as el moodo cowo in some circles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm I like soft runny caramels, are their any of them
I like the caramels too - so if you can't find the dark choccy nuts (or colin farrell)
Or I can bring choccys and we can have an mmf with Colin
Right thats it.... pfffft, flouncing out of this thread- if I'm not wanted hurrumph....
come back testa
i'm not averse to a mmff
if nowt else, you two can prepare the buffet while colin and i have a little warm up
Can I bring a friend- shes known as el moodo cowo in some circles "
Ta Da thats me who wants me |
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