My brother called me at 3:30 a.m last week to tell me he broke his dick and is on his way to hospital. Apparently the central London hospital does 2 broke dick ops per week!!
He’s got 4 weeks off work and 6 weeks no sex.
What a cock up!! |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"My brother called me at 3:30 a.m last week to tell me he broke his dick and is on his way to hospital. Apparently the central London hospital does 2 broke dick ops per week!!
He’s got 4 weeks off work and 6 weeks no sex.
What a cock up!!"
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"My brother called me at 3:30 a.m last week to tell me he broke his dick and is on his way to hospital. Apparently the central London hospital does 2 broke dick ops per week!!
He’s got 4 weeks off work and 6 weeks no sex.
What a cock up!!"
How?
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"My brother called me at 3:30 a.m last week to tell me he broke his dick and is on his way to hospital. Apparently the central London hospital does 2 broke dick ops per week!!
He’s got 4 weeks off work and 6 weeks no sex.
What a cock up!!
How?
Details are needed "
Misaligned cowgirl rodeo.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My brother called me at 3:30 a.m last week to tell me he broke his dick and is on his way to hospital. Apparently the central London hospital does 2 broke dick ops per week!!
He’s got 4 weeks off work and 6 weeks no sex.
What a cock up!!
How?
Details are needed
Misaligned cowgirl rodeo. "
Thought so. |
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"Maybe it's just sprained "
The correct term is ruptured I concede.
I was surprised that they cut the scrotum to do the repair.
Poor geezer I may take him to that small village John o’ Scroats to rest up snd recover in piece. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can never break my cock
I imagine it would be difficult to break your cock just by wanking..."
Lol you wish. You're friend is sucking me off as i message you pissssed lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I expect the poor chap will need a catheter for a while... 
No it still works. But he was in pain this morning as he got the morning stiffy. "
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"You can never break my cock
I imagine it would be difficult to break your cock just by wanking...
Lol you wish. You're friend is sucking me off as i message you pissssed lol"
My friend Polly is great at blow jobs! |
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By *oc30Man
over a year ago
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I had a man come up to A&E with a broken dick .. when asked how he did it ...
He replied: I got my girlfriend spread eagled on the bed legs wide open , then ran and tried diving in her with his dick ... only his dick to hit the wooden edge of the bed .. hahah
Took all my training to keep a poker face before I reassured him and referred him to urology
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"You can never break my cock
I imagine it would be difficult to break your cock just by wanking...
Lol you wish. You're friend is sucking me off as i message you pissssed lol
My friend Polly is great at blow jobs! "
This is true i am great at blow jobs, though he was a little suprised when he found my dick was bigger than his... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do they use a fab lolly stick for a splint I wonder?
Only if a chap is not so blessed.
Otherwise it's a tea-tray.."
They might have the air con turned right down? |
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