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By *i fem hunters OP Couple over a year ago

london

What would have made you a millionaire by now??

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Time I swear

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Every fart. I'd have Richard Branson polishing my shoes I'd be that rich

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By *itvclaireTV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

"Time I swear "

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every fart. I'd have Richard Branson polishing my shoes I'd be that rich "

What is it with your pooper

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Having to correct the spelling of my name. It doesn’t matter how many times you say it they always start with the wrong letter. You correct them and they hesitate... they still don’t get it. I’ve stopped saying my name in full. I say the first letter, wait for them to write it and then spell the rest. Then they have a good giggle about it and I giggle along like it’s the first time anyone has said it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What would have made you a millionaire by now??

Cock pic sent.

Received

I meant received

If we counted sent, I’d be richer than Trump !

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By *itvclaireTV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

Every meet now opening message

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

Every time Seeside mentions he’s a virgin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Messages sent without reply... i’d Be a bloody Billionaire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Time I rolled my eyes at something I read on here!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every time I hear the call bell go...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everytime someone on here said not meeting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get a message that HASNT read my profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is easy, the number of Brits that asked, "why on earth I came to this country?" is by far the most popular question I get...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every time Seeside mentions he’s a virgin

Is he, wow he never mentions it ?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When i hear nice eyes, its not you its me or what the fuck are you doing in my bushes.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Time I swear "
One million fucks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every customer who said today ' oh its lovely outside u shouldnt b stuck in here !!!' Ok Doris u pay my bills and Ill go home thanks very much !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quid I have, i’d have exactly 37

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quid I have, i’d have exactly 37"

Or would it be 74 quid?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quid I have, i’d have exactly 37

Or would it be 74 quid?"

Yes you’re right... can you be my stock broker?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quid I have, i’d have exactly 37

Or would it be 74 quid?

Yes you’re right... can you be my stock broker?"

I'll send you my Cayman Islands office number.

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By *egs11ABCWoman over a year ago

Aberdeen

Every time in 35 years a customer has sd "u busy the night driver" or worse "is this fake taxi". And they think they r hilarious x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cock picture I get sent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every bed I’ve made

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By *aked AngelMan over a year ago

Hampshire / Surrey

Every "thanks but no thanks@ i get here on fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every time a guy whipped my glasses off to try them on himself while on a night out!

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I had a pound for everytime someone said I wasn't their type, I'd be their type

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every time my local Morrison’s moves the aisles around. #mapneeded

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every time someone on here said not meeting or reject someone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What would have made you a millionaire by now??

For every time I type the letter E.

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

For every compliment I get about my stunning looks when all they can see is a cup of tea and a pyjama's thigh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For every compliment I get about my stunning looks when all they can see is a cup of tea and a pyjama's thigh

To be fair, your fingers are fit.

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

If I had a quid for every hour I've been single for id be a millionaire by now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The obvious I'm afraid - How big are your boobs then?

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