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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here is my christmas list.... 
Perfume
Sexy underwear
Clothes/shoes
Oh and not forgeting COCK!!! "
Cant do anything with the first, second or third, but I can get you the cock, lol |
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OP, try this for a singsong :
"On the fourth day of christmas my one love brought to me ...
four pairs of shoes,
three sets of lingerie
two bottles of Diorr, and
a good cock in a bald me. "
 ( Nearest i could do to Santa ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"does father Christmas read our present list if we put them here
I hope so..... I want to sit on his cock... I mean knee "
you can sit on his cock and I will sit on his face |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have something for you that smells nice
What is that then???
What you asked me for earlier
OHHH a can of air freshner for your arse?? "
 shall I copy and paste your message |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"Here is my christmas list....
Perfume
Sexy underwear
Clothes/shoes
Oh and not forgeting COCK!!! "
youll never get what you want with a list like that.
You have to say WHICH perfume, and where to buy it, and which shelf in the shop it is on....
WHICH underwear, what size, where to buy it, which hanger it is on etc etc
Same for shoes and clothes.
And as for the cock you have to be more specific about who it should be attached to...
otherwise you might be safer opting for the authentic chinese cookbook  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I have something for you that smells nice
What is that then???
What you asked me for earlier
OHHH a can of air freshner for your arse??
shall I copy and paste your message "
If you want yes everyone I asked Kevsin for his cock I have been asking for ages but the fucker is being frigded |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here is my christmas list....
Perfume
Sexy underwear
Clothes/shoes
Oh and not forgeting COCK!!! "
You missed something off your wish list.... Frock-Style-Daimond-stalking  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here is my christmas list....
Perfume
Sexy underwear
Clothes/shoes
Oh and not forgeting COCK!!!
Cant do anything with the first, second or third, but I can get you the cock, lol
Cheap skate "
Well, it would spoil my surprise of smelling you first, then licking your shoes all the way up to your sexiest lingerie, all wasted if I knew what they were already.
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Here is my christmas list....
Perfume
Sexy underwear
Clothes/shoes
Oh and not forgeting COCK!!!
youll never get what you want with a list like that.
You have to say WHICH perfume, and where to buy it, and which shelf in the shop it is on....
WHICH underwear, what size, where to buy it, which hanger it is on etc etc
Same for shoes and clothes.
And as for the cock you have to be more specific about who it should be attached to...
otherwise you might be safer opting for the authentic chinese cookbook "
Haha that is sooooo true... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have something for you that smells nice
What is that then???
What you asked me for earlier
OHHH a can of air freshner for your arse??
shall I copy and paste your message
If you want yes everyone I asked Kevsin for his cock I have been asking for ages but the fucker is being frigded "
I'm not I lent my cock to a bloke on here for his profile picture |
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"Here is my christmas list....
Perfume
Sexy underwear
Clothes/shoes
Oh and not forgeting COCK!!!
youll never get what you want with a list like that.
You have to say WHICH perfume, and where to buy it, and which shelf in the shop it is on....
WHICH underwear, what size, where to buy it, which hanger it is on etc etc
Same for shoes and clothes.
And as for the cock you have to be more specific about who it should be attached to...
otherwise you might be safer opting for the authentic chinese cookbook "
Or better still, buy precisely what you want and reclaim the money off yer fella.
Romance? When did that die. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I have something for you that smells nice
What is that then???
What you asked me for earlier
OHHH a can of air freshner for your arse??
shall I copy and paste your message
If you want yes everyone I asked Kevsin for his cock I have been asking for ages but the fucker is being frigded
I'm not I lent my cock to a bloke on here for his profile picture "
Ask him to have it back!! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Here is my christmas list....
Perfume
Sexy underwear
Clothes/shoes
Oh and not forgeting COCK!!!
youll never get what you want with a list like that.
You have to say WHICH perfume, and where to buy it, and which shelf in the shop it is on....
WHICH underwear, what size, where to buy it, which hanger it is on etc etc
Same for shoes and clothes.
And as for the cock you have to be more specific about who it should be attached to...
otherwise you might be safer opting for the authentic chinese cookbook
Or better still, buy precisely what you want and reclaim the money off yer fella.
Romance? When did that die. "
I am not sure where he is mushroom as I don't have one.... |
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"Here is my christmas list....
Perfume
Sexy underwear
Clothes/shoes
Oh and not forgeting COCK!!!
youll never get what you want with a list like that.
You have to say WHICH perfume, and where to buy it, and which shelf in the shop it is on....
WHICH underwear, what size, where to buy it, which hanger it is on etc etc
Same for shoes and clothes.
And as for the cock you have to be more specific about who it should be attached to...
otherwise you might be safer opting for the authentic chinese cookbook
Or better still, buy precisely what you want and reclaim the money off yer fella.
Romance? When did that die.
I am not sure where he is mushroom as I don't have one.... "
Normally i'd use an expression such as "yer f*c*ed then" but that patently isn't the case here.
Just remember though, that a fella is for life not just Christmas lol |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Here is my christmas list....
Perfume
Sexy underwear
Clothes/shoes
Oh and not forgeting COCK!!!
youll never get what you want with a list like that.
You have to say WHICH perfume, and where to buy it, and which shelf in the shop it is on....
WHICH underwear, what size, where to buy it, which hanger it is on etc etc
Same for shoes and clothes.
And as for the cock you have to be more specific about who it should be attached to...
otherwise you might be safer opting for the authentic chinese cookbook
Or better still, buy precisely what you want and reclaim the money off yer fella.
Romance? When did that die.
I am not sure where he is mushroom as I don't have one....
Normally i'd use an expression such as "yer f*c*ed then" but that patently isn't the case here.
Just remember though, that a fella is for life not just Christmas lol"
Its finding someone that will put up with me |
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