At the gym....

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

...the other day with my son, who’s 3, getting changed after swimming and he shouts at the top of his voice ‘Daddy, your willy is so big’.

One of the guys said ‘someone’s getting a toy later’

Next time son can you say it in the pool when surrounded by the hot women and I’ll buy you as many toys as you like

What have your children said at the wrong time?