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Best Fab shag awards: The Female category

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've decided I'm going to selfishly offer myself to travel the country and settle the debate on who is the best sexual partner

There of course, conditions

1. You can't judge my sexual ability. Because I'm not that great

2. You must accommodate or share hotel costs

3. No vegans

Anybody who wants consideration, let me know, after all, I'm only doing this for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've decided I'm going to selfishly offer myself to travel the country and settle the debate on who is the best sexual partner

There of course, conditions

1. You can't judge my sexual ability. Because I'm not that great

2. You must accommodate or share hotel costs

3. No vegans

Anybody who wants consideration, let me know, after all, I'm only doing this for you "

That's supposed to say "I'm going to selflessly offer myself" but I think we all know it doesn't matter

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

If your not that great how can they perform to their full potential? It takes two to make a good shag

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If your not that great how can they perform to their full potential? It takes two to make a good shag"

One of the ways you'll be judged, is how you can overcome such a problem

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By *itvclaireTV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

I’ll grab my popcorn

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"If your not that great how can they perform to their full potential? It takes two to make a good shag

One of the ways you'll be judged, is how you can overcome such a problem

"
Thats me out. Im not a teacher

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If your not that great how can they perform to their full potential? It takes two to make a good shag

One of the ways you'll be judged, is how you can overcome such a problem

Thats me out. Im not a teacher

Not with that attitude

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"If your not that great how can they perform to their full potential? It takes two to make a good shag

One of the ways you'll be judged, is how you can overcome such a problem

Thats me out. Im not a teacher

Not with that attitude

"
lol. Im on sex strike anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ll grab my popcorn

XX"

I'm sorry but this is a none spectator award show

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If your not that great how can they perform to their full potential? It takes two to make a good shag

One of the ways you'll be judged, is how you can overcome such a problem

Thats me out. Im not a teacher

Not with that attitude

lol. Im on sex strike anyway"

Then why comment?

What a waste of my precious charity giving time!

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

I think Sirs a good shag. If you’d like to pop along and confirm that please

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"If your not that great how can they perform to their full potential? It takes two to make a good shag

One of the ways you'll be judged, is how you can overcome such a problem

Thats me out. Im not a teacher

Not with that attitude

lol. Im on sex strike anyway

Then why comment?

What a waste of my precious charity giving time!"
Just wanted to get the thread started for you. Im sure you will be inundated with offers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think Sirs a good shag. If you’d like to pop along and confirm that please

Sir?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If your not that great how can they perform to their full potential? It takes two to make a good shag

One of the ways you'll be judged, is how you can overcome such a problem

Thats me out. Im not a teacher

Not with that attitude

lol. Im on sex strike anyway

Then why comment?

What a waste of my precious charity giving time!Just wanted to get the thread started for you. Im sure you will be inundated with offers"

That's the plan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can we nominate people for you to rate?

Bearing in mind you didn't specify they had to be female.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I think Sirs a good shag. If you’d like to pop along and confirm that please

Sir?

Oh yes indeed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can we nominate people for you to rate?

Bearing in mind you didn't specify they had to be female. "

Pretty sure the title of the thread did that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shut up and give me the damn award already OP

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Can we nominate people for you to rate?

Bearing in mind you didn't specify they had to be female.

Pretty sure the title of the thread did that

Dam!! Good save OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we nominate people for you to rate?

Bearing in mind you didn't specify they had to be female.

Pretty sure the title of the thread did that

Female category-you could be judging AS a female. Better lube up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shut up and give me the damn award already OP

You're the only candidate so far

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can we nominate people for you to rate?

Bearing in mind you didn't specify they had to be female.

Pretty sure the title of the thread did that

Dam!! Good save OP

I know Fab well enough that I have to cover my own back....literally

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am only free the weekend that you have that wedding, sorry OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can we nominate people for you to rate?

Bearing in mind you didn't specify they had to be female.

Pretty sure the title of the thread did that

Female category-you could be judging AS a female. Better lube up

That was a stretch

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am only free the weekend that you have that wedding, sorry OP

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Can we nominate people for you to rate?

Bearing in mind you didn't specify they had to be female.

Pretty sure the title of the thread did that

Dam!! Good save OP

I know Fab well enough that I have to cover my own back....literally

I’ll wait it out for the Male category

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shut up and give me the damn award already OP

You're the only candidate so far

I'm still a winner baby

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shut up and give me the damn award already OP

You're the only candidate so far

I'm still a winner baby

You and the girls are all winners

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can we nominate people for you to rate?

Bearing in mind you didn't specify they had to be female.

Pretty sure the title of the thread did that

Dam!! Good save OP

I know Fab well enough that I have to cover my own back....literally

I’ll wait it out for the Male category

I can safely say, I won't be judging that sausage fest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll grab my popcorn

I'm sorry but this is a none spectator award show

i like watching. Spoil sport

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ll grab my popcorn

I'm sorry but this is a none spectator award show

i like watching. Spoil sport "

I didn't think this through

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

Sorry .... im washing my hair

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry .... im washing my hair"

Story of my life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shut up and give me the damn award already OP

You're the only candidate so far

I'm still a winner baby

You and the girls are all winners

The girls send their regards

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I've forgotten what to do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would like to be considered.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've forgotten what to do."

Refresher courses can be arranged

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would like to be considered."

That's two people now.

I knew this thread would work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your a funny guy mr cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would like to be considered.

That's two people now.

I knew this thread would work

I look forward to a piece of baumkuchen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I go in for the worst shag on fab?

I reckon like most things men claim to be someone is bound to want to prove me wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Call me when we get to the Crap Shag: Male category, I'm a cert for a medal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I go in for the worst shag on fab?

I reckon like most things men claim to be someone is bound to want to prove me wrong "

I'll put you in anyway, everyone loves an underdog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll grab my popcorn

I'm sorry but this is a none spectator award show

i like watching. Spoil sport

I didn't think this through "

Especially since I'd want a piece of the action, if i was enjoying the view

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and now. I am free now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ll grab my popcorn

I'm sorry but this is a none spectator award show

i like watching. Spoil sport

I didn't think this through

Especially since I'd want a piece of the action, if i was enjoying the view

In that case, the FMF category is coming up very soon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh and now. I am free now."

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As a non vegan I relish my meat.... when shall I collect my medal?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wouldn't want to put myself in a situation where my performance can be critiqued and shared publicly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wouldn't want to put myself in a situation where my performance can be critiqued and shared publicly. "

That's fine. You're my Welsh rib buddy anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As a non vegan I relish my meat.... when shall I collect my medal?!

Depends how you treat your meat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've decided I'm going to selfishly offer myself to travel the country and settle the debate on who is the best sexual partner

There of course, conditions

1. You can't judge my sexual ability. Because I'm not that great

2. You must accommodate or share hotel costs

3. No vegans

Anybody who wants consideration, let me know, after all, I'm only doing this for you "

Top work fella. You are genuinely too kind. Dont forget to share your findings

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll grab my popcorn

I'm sorry but this is a none spectator award show

Well telescopes were invented for a reason.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As a non vegan I relish my meat.... when shall I collect my medal?!

Depends how you treat your meat

Tenderise and devour... is there any other way?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wouldn't want to put myself in a situation where my performance can be critiqued and shared publicly.

That's fine. You're my Welsh rib buddy anyway

what about next time you're in town we do desert and go to kaspas, or do you want to stick to meat based dishes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As a non vegan I relish my meat.... when shall I collect my medal?!

Depends how you treat your meat

Tenderise and devour... is there any other way?!

Oh that's a good answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wouldn't want to put myself in a situation where my performance can be critiqued and shared publicly.

That's fine. You're my Welsh rib buddy anyway

what about next time you're in town we do desert and go to kaspas, or do you want to stick to meat based dishes?"

You're the local, you lead the way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As a non vegan I relish my meat.... when shall I collect my medal?!

Depends how you treat your meat

Tenderise and devour... is there any other way?!

Oh that's a good answer

I can give those when my mouth isnt full of meat!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Vegan women this way please xx

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

No smokers though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As a non vegan I relish my meat.... when shall I collect my medal?!

Depends how you treat your meat

Tenderise and devour... is there any other way?!

Oh that's a good answer

I can give those when my mouth isnt full of meat!

Oooo I'm so hard right now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As a non vegan I relish my meat.... when shall I collect my medal?!

Depends how you treat your meat

Tenderise and devour... is there any other way?!

Oh that's a good answer

I can give those when my mouth isnt full of meat!

Oooo I'm so hard right now

Tenderiser at the ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As a non vegan I relish my meat.... when shall I collect my medal?!

Depends how you treat your meat

Tenderise and devour... is there any other way?!

Oh that's a good answer

I can give those when my mouth isnt full of meat!

Oooo I'm so hard right now

Tenderiser at the ready

You can beat my meat any time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As a non vegan I relish my meat.... when shall I collect my medal?!

Depends how you treat your meat

Tenderise and devour... is there any other way?!

Oh that's a good answer

I can give those when my mouth isnt full of meat!

Oooo I'm so hard right now

Tenderiser at the ready

You can beat my meat any time

You're giving me the meat sweats right now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As a non vegan I relish my meat.... when shall I collect my medal?!

Depends how you treat your meat

Tenderise and devour... is there any other way?!

Oh that's a good answer

I can give those when my mouth isnt full of meat!

Oooo I'm so hard right now

Tenderiser at the ready

You can beat my meat any time

You're giving me the meat sweats right now!

You've given my meat the sweats

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So this didn't have the outcome I was hoping for

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"So this didn't have the outcome I was hoping for "

Do they ever my friend, do they ever.......

Still, maybe what is effectively a thread bump may resurrect some interest.......

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"So this didn't have the outcome I was hoping for

Do they ever my friend, do they ever.......

Still, maybe what is effectively a thread bump may resurrect some interest.......

I'm rooting for you.

*not "with" you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll rock your world!!!*

*if you haven’t slept with anyone before

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So this didn't have the outcome I was hoping for

Do they ever my friend, do they ever.......

Still, maybe what is effectively a thread bump may resurrect some interest.......

It was a shameless bump I'll admint

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ll rock your world!!!*

*if you haven’t slept with anyone before"

Let's go for it. To be honest, not much competition anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll rock your world!!!*

*if you haven’t slept with anyone before

Let's go for it. To be honest, not much competition anyway

I’m amazing at sucking cock. I WILL WIN

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ll rock your world!!!*

*if you haven’t slept with anyone before

Let's go for it. To be honest, not much competition anyway

I’m amazing at sucking cock. I WILL WIN"

I know I saw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll rock your world!!!*

*if you haven’t slept with anyone before

Let's go for it. To be honest, not much competition anyway

I’m amazing at sucking cock. I WILL WIN

I know I saw

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