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over a year ago
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(And I'm thinking the guys here)
...actually wiped it on the curtains.
I see it written so often, it does make me wonder. And very pleased that I have blinds   |
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Yes, she went bat shit. She said they’re Laura Ashley’s, I said you better wash them before you give them back to her then. She hit the fucking roof and threw me out! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes, she went bat shit. She said they’re Laura Ashley’s, I said you better wash them before you give them back to her then. She hit the fucking roof and threw me out! "
Oh this gave me a good laugh |
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"Yes, she went bat shit. She said they’re Laura Ashley’s, I said you better wash them before you give them back to her then. She hit the fucking roof and threw me out!
Oh this gave me a good laugh "
Me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Every other Sunday, it's a ritual to attract ovulating females.
Do you have to dangle them out the window for maximum waftage "
Nah, when they gain back conscious from the chloroform rug they're already upstairs and ready to procreate |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes, she went bat shit. She said they’re Laura Ashley’s, I said you better wash them before you give them back to her then. She hit the fucking roof and threw me out!
Oh this gave me a good laugh
Me too "
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Yes, on a few occasions admittedly.
After all though, when one discovers in consternation that one has run out of bog roll and with ones socks subsequently failing to provide an adequate and efficacious cleaning method, what after all is the next logical thing to utilise?
Um.....we are talking about wiping ones arse here right? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yes, on a few occasions admittedly.
After all though, when one discovers in consternation that one has run out of bog roll and with ones socks subsequently failing to provide an adequate and efficacious cleaning method, what after all is the next logical thing to utilise?
Um.....we are talking about wiping ones arse here right? "
You should do the bum drag across the carpet like a dog  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No, just an old sock. Usually hers. Whilst she's still wearing it. Classy 
Going for a foot job too
Absolutely. Only I hate feet  "
Hence both leaving socks on ? |
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"Every other Sunday, it's a ritual to attract ovulating females.
Do you have to dangle them out the window for maximum waftage
Nah, when they gain back conscious from the chloroform rug they're already upstairs and ready to procreate "
You charmer you |
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