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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would like a pussy juice please darling 
In a tall glass over ice or neat? 
Neat and warm please darling (in Donald Trump’s voice) "
 it was all going so well til you mentioned Trump  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would like a pussy juice please darling
In a tall glass over ice or neat?
Neat and warm please darling (in Donald Trump’s voice)
it was all going so well til you mentioned Trump "
Who else would order a pussy juice in their right mind lol btw is he not invited to the drinks? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wish could drink but on strong painkillers so not good mix
Will have Pepsi or please
Pepsi Max over ice with a small slice for you "
Thank you hun most lovely |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh thank god for you!
Dry white wine please!!!
Chilled, and a large glass, filled right to the top. Enjoy
Might down it in one "
There's plenty more where it came from  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would like a pussy juice please darling
In a tall glass over ice or neat?
Neat and warm please darling (in Donald Trump’s voice)
it was all going so well til you mentioned Trump
Who else would order a pussy juice in their right mind lol btw is he not invited to the drinks? "
Everyone is invited |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wish could drink but on strong painkillers so not good mix
Will have Pepsi or please
Pepsi Max over ice with a small slice for you
Thank you hun most lovely"
Fancy another? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would like a pussy juice please darling
In a tall glass over ice or neat?
Neat and warm please darling (in Donald Trump’s voice)
it was all going so well til you mentioned Trump
Who else would order a pussy juice in their right mind lol btw is he not invited to the drinks?
Everyone is invited "
This imaginary bar is getting me d*unk |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would like a pussy juice please darling
In a tall glass over ice or neat?
Neat and warm please darling (in Donald Trump’s voice)
it was all going so well til you mentioned Trump
Who else would order a pussy juice in their right mind lol btw is he not invited to the drinks?
Everyone is invited
This imaginary bar is getting me d*unk "
I'll keep your glass topped up then ... Fancy some nibbles? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would like a pussy juice please darling
In a tall glass over ice or neat?
Neat and warm please darling (in Donald Trump’s voice)
it was all going so well til you mentioned Trump
Who else would order a pussy juice in their right mind lol btw is he not invited to the drinks?
Everyone is invited
This imaginary bar is getting me d*unk
I'll keep your glass topped up then ... Fancy some nibbles? "
Boobs please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would like a pussy juice please darling
In a tall glass over ice or neat?
Neat and warm please darling (in Donald Trump’s voice)
it was all going so well til you mentioned Trump
Who else would order a pussy juice in their right mind lol btw is he not invited to the drinks?
Everyone is invited
This imaginary bar is getting me d*unk
I'll keep your glass topped up then ... Fancy some nibbles?
Boobs please "
Help yourself ... There's plenty in here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm still working at the moment so would it be possible to have a very strong cup of Yorkshire gold please?
Has to be from a pot though, apologies for the added inconvenience 
Thanks muchly  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm still working at the moment so would it be possible to have a very strong cup of Yorkshire gold please?
Has to be from a pot though, apologies for the added inconvenience
Thanks muchly "
Sorry for the delay, was sourcing the tea pot and then making it ... Hope it's good for you now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still working at the moment so would it be possible to have a very strong cup of Yorkshire gold please?
Has to be from a pot though, apologies for the added inconvenience
Thanks muchly
Sorry for the delay, was sourcing the tea pot and then making it ... Hope it's good for you now? "
Exceptional as expected.
Thanks for going the extra mile |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rum and cola for hubby, amaretto and cola for me please, not allowed to write c0ke on here!! Can we have some ice as well please? "
Ice cream in the drinks or on the side? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm still working at the moment so would it be possible to have a very strong cup of Yorkshire gold please?
Has to be from a pot though, apologies for the added inconvenience
Thanks muchly
Sorry for the delay, was sourcing the tea pot and then making it ... Hope it's good for you now?
Exceptional as expected.
Thanks for going the extra mile "
My pleasure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hurrah
I'm home early too - I might just have a lil glass of wine as the bottle is already open it would be rude not to 
Fuck it!
I just cycled home uphill in the boiling heat, it's nearly the end of the week and I've got fuck all else to do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just back from a wonderful visit to Rutland Water to see the Osprey. Boy it was hot! so am ice cold Pimms would go down nicely thank you OP "
I had left a huge hug out, hope you helped yourself x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hurrah
I'm home early too - I might just have a lil glass of wine as the bottle is already open it would be rude not to
Fuck it!
I just cycled home uphill in the boiling heat, it's nearly the end of the week and I've got fuck all else to do "
I've just finished my second bottle of Zinfandel of the day ... Gotta stop now, have to work tomorrow  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I may have started on the sex on the beach a bit to early plus lack of sleep is not helping xx"
I'm exhausted Kat, but have another with me ... Cheers xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... Early.
I was pissed off at work so booked the afternoon off and have opened a bottle of Zinfandel.
Anyone fancy a drink with me?
A nice cool long one please "
Alcohol or no alcohol Tee? |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
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"... Early.
I was pissed off at work so booked the afternoon off and have opened a bottle of Zinfandel.
Anyone fancy a drink with me?
A nice cool long one please
Alcohol or no alcohol Tee? "
No alcohol to start with please, need to keep my wits about me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... Early.
I was pissed off at work so booked the afternoon off and have opened a bottle of Zinfandel.
Anyone fancy a drink with me?
A nice cool long one please
Alcohol or no alcohol Tee?
No alcohol to start with please, need to keep my wits about me "
Damn, I was hoping to take advantage of you  |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"... Early.
I was pissed off at work so booked the afternoon off and have opened a bottle of Zinfandel.
Anyone fancy a drink with me?
A nice cool long one please
Alcohol or no alcohol Tee?
No alcohol to start with please, need to keep my wits about me
Damn, I was hoping to take advantage of you "
You don't need to get me d*unk for that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I may have started on the sex on the beach a bit to early plus lack of sleep is not helping xx
I'm exhausted Kat, but have another with me ... Cheers xx"
I'm feeling a little wozzy already but ok lots of ice please think I've had about 5 hours in 2 nights xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... Early.
I was pissed off at work so booked the afternoon off and have opened a bottle of Zinfandel.
Anyone fancy a drink with me?
A nice cool long one please
Alcohol or no alcohol Tee?
No alcohol to start with please, need to keep my wits about me
Damn, I was hoping to take advantage of you
You don't need to get me d*unk for that "
Pepsi and room key it is then |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"... Early.
I was pissed off at work so booked the afternoon off and have opened a bottle of Zinfandel.
Anyone fancy a drink with me?
A nice cool long one please
Alcohol or no alcohol Tee?
No alcohol to start with please, need to keep my wits about me
Damn, I was hoping to take advantage of you
You don't need to get me d*unk for that
Pepsi and room key it is then "
Then a nice cool white wine at the interval |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I may have started on the sex on the beach a bit to early plus lack of sleep is not helping xx
I'm exhausted Kat, but have another with me ... Cheers xx
I'm feeling a little wozzy already but ok lots of ice please think I've had about 5 hours in 2 nights xx"
I've had about 5 hours all week (lots of stress at the moment) ... But thanks for drinking with me Cheers xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I could murder a drink. All the bs I’ve experienced today has tipped me over the edge.
Make it strong.
What's your spirit of choice?
Vodka would do nicely right now, thank you! "
Nice tall glass and the bottle on the side for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could murder a drink. All the bs I’ve experienced today has tipped me over the edge.
Make it strong.
What's your spirit of choice?
Vodka would do nicely right now, thank you! "
We have vodka peach schnapps amaretto kronenberge or real ale xc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I may have started on the sex on the beach a bit to early plus lack of sleep is not helping xx
I'm exhausted Kat, but have another with me ... Cheers xx
I'm feeling a little wozzy already but ok lots of ice please think I've had about 5 hours in 2 nights xx
I've had about 5 hours all week (lots of stress at the moment) ... But thanks for drinking with me Cheers xx"
Sorry to hear that work or family xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... Early.
I was pissed off at work so booked the afternoon off and have opened a bottle of Zinfandel.
Anyone fancy a drink with me?
A nice cool long one please
Alcohol or no alcohol Tee?
No alcohol to start with please, need to keep my wits about me
Damn, I was hoping to take advantage of you
You don't need to get me d*unk for that
Pepsi and room key it is then
Then a nice cool white wine at the interval "
Mmmmm, yummy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gin, I need gin please
Normal or pink?
Ooo pink, can I have a brolly in it I'm feeling in a holiday mood ? "
You can have a brolly and crushed ice if you'd like? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I may have started on the sex on the beach a bit to early plus lack of sleep is not helping xx
I'm exhausted Kat, but have another with me ... Cheers xx
I'm feeling a little wozzy already but ok lots of ice please think I've had about 5 hours in 2 nights xx
I've had about 5 hours all week (lots of stress at the moment) ... But thanks for drinking with me Cheers xx
Sorry to hear that work or family xx"
General life but not work ... It's getting sorted but slowly xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gin, I need gin please
Normal or pink?
Ooo pink, can I have a brolly in it I'm feeling in a holiday mood ?
You can have a brolly and crushed ice if you'd like?
Oh you beauty
Thankyou "
Bottle on the side for you too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I may have started on the sex on the beach a bit to early plus lack of sleep is not helping xx
I'm exhausted Kat, but have another with me ... Cheers xx
I'm feeling a little wozzy already but ok lots of ice please think I've had about 5 hours in 2 nights xx
I've had about 5 hours all week (lots of stress at the moment) ... But thanks for drinking with me Cheers xx
Sorry to hear that work or family xx
General life but not work ... It's getting sorted but slowly xx"
Ah ok well hopefully it will be better soon xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just pinched a latte u were taking too long
Come stroke my hair I'm sleepy xx
Ok shift up and put your head in my lap "
Ok feel free to take advantage xx |
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"Gin, I need gin please
Normal or pink?
Ooo pink, can I have a brolly in it I'm feeling in a holiday mood ?
You can have a brolly and crushed ice if you'd like?
Oh you beauty
Thankyou
Bottle on the side for you too "
Careful I may move in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gin, I need gin please
Normal or pink?
Ooo pink, can I have a brolly in it I'm feeling in a holiday mood ?
You can have a brolly and crushed ice if you'd like?
Oh you beauty
Thankyou
Bottle on the side for you too
Careful I may move in "
Overnight guests can be welcomed |
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"Gin, I need gin please
Normal or pink?
Ooo pink, can I have a brolly in it I'm feeling in a holiday mood ?
You can have a brolly and crushed ice if you'd like?
Oh you beauty
Thankyou
Bottle on the side for you too
Careful I may move in
Overnight guests can be welcomed"
*tucks feet up, gets comfy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gin, I need gin please
Normal or pink?
Ooo pink, can I have a brolly in it I'm feeling in a holiday mood ?
You can have a brolly and crushed ice if you'd like?
Oh you beauty
Thankyou
Bottle on the side for you too
Careful I may move in
Overnight guests can be welcomed
*tucks feet up, gets comfy "
That's what I like, someone who will make themselves at home |
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"Gin, I need gin please
Normal or pink?
Ooo pink, can I have a brolly in it I'm feeling in a holiday mood ?
You can have a brolly and crushed ice if you'd like?
Oh you beauty
Thankyou
Bottle on the side for you too
Careful I may move in
Overnight guests can be welcomed
*tucks feet up, gets comfy
That's what I like, someone who will make themselves at home "
I've already opened the nuts and pulled a blanket over my knees, I'm settled |
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