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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm absolutely amused by status updates on people profiles... just to grab a popcorn and having good laugh...
Last day on fab then I'm leaving for good...
So horny I need you...
My cock needs sucking...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm absolutely amused by status updates on people profiles... just to grab a popcorn and having good laugh...
Last day on fab then I'm leaving for good...
So horny I need you...
My cock needs sucking...
Go "
I've only just got here but gotta go  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's some old saggy dude who copies my status every time I put up a new one.
I think he fancies me and is trying to make an advance.
His profile says 'straight', too. Must be Fab straight though. Bless.
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"I'm absolutely amused by status updates on people profiles... just to grab a popcorn and having good laugh...
Last day on fab then I'm leaving for good...
So horny I need you...
My cock needs sucking...
Go "
My god a true hemaphrodite that can't find love on a site like Fab 0-) |
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"I'm absolutely amused by status updates on people profiles... just to grab a popcorn and having good laugh...
Last day on fab then I'm leaving for good...
So horny I need you...
My cock needs sucking...
Go "
This one made me smile;
"International playboy, bon vivon and raconteur. Fighter pilot, mountaineer, bear wrangler and heart surgeon. Will shag for chips & pop"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm absolutely amused by status updates on people profiles... just to grab a popcorn and having good laugh...
Last day on fab then I'm leaving for good...
So horny I need you...
My cock needs sucking...
Go
This one made me smile;
"International playboy, bon vivon and raconteur. Fighter pilot, mountaineer, bear wrangler and heart surgeon. Will shag for chips & pop"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Catch me wanking in the park (names said park !) Then suck my cock ......
Wonder if he got fingered by the law for that one   "
Would that be a pokey bum wank ? Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine reads
I'm setting up a go fund me page for new retina I think Ive gone cock blind
How awful. Hopefully you don't have Glaucuma  "
I SEE what you did there |
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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago
mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds |
"Catch me wanking in the park (names said park !) Then suck my cock ......
Wonder if he got fingered by the law for that one "
A dyslexic girl is giving a guy a blow job in a park .. when copper walking through sees what's going on and strides over.. "stop that immediately " .He says "or I'll have to arrest you !!".. girl turn's her head and replies " my lips are cracked and sore and I read that using a chaps dick would make them better!!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I get shocked by ones seen recently asking people to lend them money or pay rent
Hate ones where people say no one talks to me so you msg them and they delete your message asking for a chat
Or ones no picture no chat when their profile has no picture or information on it lol
Ano I post ones saying free house and am horny - am alone most days and family out and am house bound post operation to knee so am happy to accommodate for social as can’t leave house lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Catch me wanking in the park (names said park !) Then suck my cock ......
Wonder if he got fingered by the law for that one
Would that be a pokey bum wank ? Haha "
Haha who knows sure he wouldnt be complaining tho |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Catch me wanking in the park (names said park !) Then suck my cock ......
Wonder if he got fingered by the law for that one
A dyslexic girl is giving a guy a blow job in a park .. when copper walking through sees what's going on and strides over.. "stop that immediately " .He says "or I'll have to arrest you !!".. girl turn's her head and replies " my lips are cracked and sore and I read that using a chaps dick would make them better!!""
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"Bored & horny"
Yeah, like that's going to inspire me to message you!
"This site is shit/full of fakes/time wasters"
Ooops, obviously not getting any response to messages
"Free for an hour (insert time) who fancies coming round? "
An hour? That's not even long enough foreplay!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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seen one yday said don’t care what look like or size of cock msg me as we can fuck
Obviously I sent msg lol and got response sorry not my type
Or wow am popular so many messages
Or am new never done anything like this before - when you look at page it’s the same picture of someone who joins for hour then deletes daily lol |
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