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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my cat is sweet for 5mins during petting...then decides to swipe.
she likes men,doesnt like some women...think its the ones that stay overnite she has something against lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is horribly he blows off then leaves and it smells vile. its not just dogs that do that"
sounds like my mothers! 2 cats, 2 dogs and it gets unbearable sometimes. It might be my mother though blaming the animals.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My moms old cat used to jump on my lap, kneed / pedal (ouch) my legs, settle and go to sleep...
Regularly in sleep, he let rip with a sinus closer...
One time I gave as good as I got... 
Never seen a cat shift so fast... 
He never did it to Me again...;-);-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My moms old cat used to jump on my lap, kneed / pedal (ouch) my legs, settle and go to sleep...
Regularly in sleep, he let rip with a sinus closer...
One time I gave as good as I got...
Never seen a cat shift so fast...
He never did it to Me again...;-);-)"
Twere that poisonous? |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
My cats are the reason I don't accommodate! The 2 of them make up my 3sum every night and take up more of the bed than a couple or single would - littlest one won't allow anyone in bed with me and I won't shut him downstairs so we've decided that I'll play away from home - Remember, dogs have owners, cats have staff |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My moms old cat used to jump on my lap, kneed / pedal (ouch) my legs, settle and go to sleep...
Regularly in sleep, he let rip with a sinus closer...
One time I gave as good as I got...
Never seen a cat shift so fast...
He never did it to Me again...;-);-)
Twere that poisonous?"
Pure motherinlaw bile...;-);-)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my cat has a better sex life than I do ... shes off gallivanting from dusk ill dawn and sneaks back in around 6 am for munchies and a snooz... im so jealous of the cat grrrrrrrrrrrrrr  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am certain my cat looks at me and thinks 'how much of him could I eat if he was to stop moving?'. The poncey little git wont drink crom a bowl, only the tap. Never smelt him fart, but his shite stinks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my dogs vile, hes only 12 wekks but jesus god he dont half stink
ive changed his fod food and everything to try and find one that done make him smell so much
what makes me laugh tho is when hes just falling to sleep and he does a loud fart and makes himself jump just just looks as if to say.....what the hell was that lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"my dogs vile, hes only 12 wekks but jesus god he dont half stink
ive changed his fod food and everything to try and find one that done make him smell so much
what makes me laugh tho is when hes just falling to sleep and he does a loud fart and makes himself jump just just looks as if to say.....what the hell was that lol"
That's the difference between cats and dogs. My cat would fart, narrow her eyes to slits and throw accusatory looks at everyone, the dog farts jumps up and runs around in circles looking to see where it's come from! |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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I love cats but Mr isn't keen as he is a dog person.
Our next door neighbours have 6 cats. One of those comes in to visit on a daily basis and makes herself at home. Works out well as I get all the good bits without having vets or food bills. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love cats but Mr isn't keen as he is a dog person.
Our next door neighbours have 6 cats. One of those comes in to visit on a daily basis and makes herself at home. Works out well as I get all the good bits without having vets or food bills. "
im a black panther...id like to come n purr beside u as u stroke my lovely coat...of course then im going to devour u |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"I love cats but Mr isn't keen as he is a dog person.
Our next door neighbours have 6 cats. One of those comes in to visit on a daily basis and makes herself at home. Works out well as I get all the good bits without having vets or food bills.
im a black panther...id like to come n purr beside u as u stroke my lovely coat...of course then im going to devour u "
lol you do make me chuckle x |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Just chased my littlest cat round the fecking house to get him to drop a squealing mouse - urghhh! Caught aforementioned mouse in a tupperware box and walked 5 mins down the backstreet to release it back on a grassy area - why the hell can't I just pick the damn thing up - what's so scary about a two inch long furry thing ffs??? Just realised that's the only thing I miss about my ex (not the 2 inch furry thing, the mouse catching) |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
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"my dogs vile, hes only 12 wekks but jesus god he dont half stink
ive changed his fod food and everything to try and find one that done make him smell so much
what makes me laugh tho is when hes just falling to sleep and he does a loud fart and makes himself jump just just looks as if to say.....what the hell was that lol"
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack! |
"For all you cat lovers out there. I highly suggest you check out 'simons cat' on youtube.
Made me laugh a lot with memories of my 4 mad moggies. All at the big scratch post in the sky now though."
Yes, the Simon`s Cat cartoons are brilliant!  |
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