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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Had the most weird, sexy yet funny dream last night.
I dreamt I woke up in the morning with two lovely ladies and we were just about to partake in a threesome but then my dad walks in spoils it which left me embarrassed and disappointed because as soon as dad walked in, the ladies left.
After that, I dreamt I was infiltrating a nearby house where people part of some cult or group were accommodating. Most of them were chilling and sleeping while I was looking around. I didn't know what I was looking for but as soon as they were starting to wake up, I quickly put one of their black outfits and quickly got out of there.
As I was walking back to my house while still wearing the outfit, some kids were playing football and then this car turns up and this bloke, gets out of the car and shouts a racial slur at this kid while taking the ball. I ended up running up dead quick, punched the guy and called him a racist son of a bitch. I then demanded those in the car to give me the ball but then I realised I had it in my hand already so went "Oh hang on, I've already got it. Sorry." and gave the kids their ball back while the car drove off.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had the most weird, sexy yet funny dream last night.
I dreamt I woke up in the morning with two lovely ladies and we were just about to partake in a threesome but then my dad walks in spoils it which left me embarrassed and disappointed because as soon as dad walked in, the ladies left.
After that, I dreamt I was infiltrating a nearby house where people part of some cult or group were accommodating. Most of them were chilling and sleeping while I was looking around. I didn't know what I was looking for but as soon as they were starting to wake up, I quickly put one of their black outfits and quickly got out of there.
As I was walking back to my house while still wearing the outfit, some kids were playing football and then this car turns up and this bloke, gets out of the car and shouts a racial slur at this kid while taking the ball. I ended up running up dead quick, punched the guy and called him a racist son of a bitch. I then demanded those in the car to give me the ball but then I realised I had it in my hand already so went "Oh hang on, I've already got it. Sorry." and gave the kids their ball back while the car drove off.
Anyone else have these bizarre yet funny dreams like the one I had?"
Once I learned how to lucid dream I stopped having crazy dreams like that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Had the most weird, sexy yet funny dream last night.
I dreamt I woke up in the morning with two lovely ladies and we were just about to partake in a threesome but then my dad walks in spoils it which left me embarrassed and disappointed because as soon as dad walked in, the ladies left.
After that, I dreamt I was infiltrating a nearby house where people part of some cult or group were accommodating. Most of them were chilling and sleeping while I was looking around. I didn't know what I was looking for but as soon as they were starting to wake up, I quickly put one of their black outfits and quickly got out of there.
As I was walking back to my house while still wearing the outfit, some kids were playing football and then this car turns up and this bloke, gets out of the car and shouts a racial slur at this kid while taking the ball. I ended up running up dead quick, punched the guy and called him a racist son of a bitch. I then demanded those in the car to give me the ball but then I realised I had it in my hand already so went "Oh hang on, I've already got it. Sorry." and gave the kids their ball back while the car drove off.
Anyone else have these bizarre yet funny dreams like the one I had?
Once I learned how to lucid dream I stopped having crazy dreams like that"
Ah ok. As soon as I woke up. I had to put this down on here while instill remembered it as it was pretty funny lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had the most weird, sexy yet funny dream last night.
I dreamt I woke up in the morning with two lovely ladies and we were just about to partake in a threesome but then my dad walks in spoils it which left me embarrassed and disappointed because as soon as dad walked in, the ladies left.
After that, I dreamt I was infiltrating a nearby house where people part of some cult or group were accommodating. Most of them were chilling and sleeping while I was looking around. I didn't know what I was looking for but as soon as they were starting to wake up, I quickly put one of their black outfits and quickly got out of there.
As I was walking back to my house while still wearing the outfit, some kids were playing football and then this car turns up and this bloke, gets out of the car and shouts a racial slur at this kid while taking the ball. I ended up running up dead quick, punched the guy and called him a racist son of a bitch. I then demanded those in the car to give me the ball but then I realised I had it in my hand already so went "Oh hang on, I've already got it. Sorry." and gave the kids their ball back while the car drove off.
Anyone else have these bizarre yet funny dreams like the one I had?
Once I learned how to lucid dream I stopped having crazy dreams like that"
Lucid dream? Intruiged..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had the most weird, sexy yet funny dream last night.
I dreamt I woke up in the morning with two lovely ladies and we were just about to partake in a threesome but then my dad walks in spoils it which left me embarrassed and disappointed because as soon as dad walked in, the ladies left.
After that, I dreamt I was infiltrating a nearby house where people part of some cult or group were accommodating. Most of them were chilling and sleeping while I was looking around. I didn't know what I was looking for but as soon as they were starting to wake up, I quickly put one of their black outfits and quickly got out of there.
As I was walking back to my house while still wearing the outfit, some kids were playing football and then this car turns up and this bloke, gets out of the car and shouts a racial slur at this kid while taking the ball. I ended up running up dead quick, punched the guy and called him a racist son of a bitch. I then demanded those in the car to give me the ball but then I realised I had it in my hand already so went "Oh hang on, I've already got it. Sorry." and gave the kids their ball back while the car drove off.
Anyone else have these bizarre yet funny dreams like the one I had?
Once I learned how to lucid dream I stopped having crazy dreams like that
Lucid dream? Intruiged.. "
Whilst dreaming you gain consciousness that you are in a dream. You then begin to control the narrative and bend every rule to suit your needs, wants and desires  . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had the most weird, sexy yet funny dream last night.
I dreamt I woke up in the morning with two lovely ladies and we were just about to partake in a threesome but then my dad walks in spoils it which left me embarrassed and disappointed because as soon as dad walked in, the ladies left.
After that, I dreamt I was infiltrating a nearby house where people part of some cult or group were accommodating. Most of them were chilling and sleeping while I was looking around. I didn't know what I was looking for but as soon as they were starting to wake up, I quickly put one of their black outfits and quickly got out of there.
As I was walking back to my house while still wearing the outfit, some kids were playing football and then this car turns up and this bloke, gets out of the car and shouts a racial slur at this kid while taking the ball. I ended up running up dead quick, punched the guy and called him a racist son of a bitch. I then demanded those in the car to give me the ball but then I realised I had it in my hand already so went "Oh hang on, I've already got it. Sorry." and gave the kids their ball back while the car drove off.
Anyone else have these bizarre yet funny dreams like the one I had?
Once I learned how to lucid dream I stopped having crazy dreams like that
Lucid dream? Intruiged..
Whilst dreaming you gain consciousness that you are in a dream. You then begin to control the narrative and bend every rule to suit your needs, wants and desires . "
Yes but how? My dreams are usually fairly bonkers, yet I always know I'm dreaming! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had the most weird, sexy yet funny dream last night.
I dreamt I woke up in the morning with two lovely ladies and we were just about to partake in a threesome but then my dad walks in spoils it which left me embarrassed and disappointed because as soon as dad walked in, the ladies left.
After that, I dreamt I was infiltrating a nearby house where people part of some cult or group were accommodating. Most of them were chilling and sleeping while I was looking around. I didn't know what I was looking for but as soon as they were starting to wake up, I quickly put one of their black outfits and quickly got out of there.
As I was walking back to my house while still wearing the outfit, some kids were playing football and then this car turns up and this bloke, gets out of the car and shouts a racial slur at this kid while taking the ball. I ended up running up dead quick, punched the guy and called him a racist son of a bitch. I then demanded those in the car to give me the ball but then I realised I had it in my hand already so went "Oh hang on, I've already got it. Sorry." and gave the kids their ball back while the car drove off.
Anyone else have these bizarre yet funny dreams like the one I had?
Once I learned how to lucid dream I stopped having crazy dreams like that
Lucid dream? Intruiged..
Whilst dreaming you gain consciousness that you are in a dream. You then begin to control the narrative and bend every rule to suit your needs, wants and desires .
Yes but how? My dreams are usually fairly bonkers, yet I always know I'm dreaming! "
When next your in a dream look for a light switch. Push it and you'll find no matter what the light never changes. By consistently breaking certain rules within the dream will allow to gain full control |
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