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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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exactly what sort of nibbles are on offer ?
and if JJ has owt to do with them,
1. were they frozen down within date, and
2. have they been defrosted thoroughly ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"exactly what sort of nibbles are on offer ?
and if JJ has owt to do with them,
1. were they frozen down within date, and
2. have they been defrosted thoroughly ?"
 I promise all food on offer will not be prepared by me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"exactly what sort of nibbles are on offer ?
and if JJ has owt to do with them,
1. were they frozen down within date, and
2. have they been defrosted thoroughly ?
I promise all food on offer will not be prepared by me "
ooooo nibbling breasts are they past sell by date (runs)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"exactly what sort of nibbles are on offer ?
and if JJ has owt to do with them,
1. were they frozen down within date, and
2. have they been defrosted thoroughly ?
I promise all food on offer will not be prepared by me "
count me in then !
i'll bring pringles, mingles and a walnut whip for anyone that's interested (after jacqs wine has worked its magic) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"exactly what sort of nibbles are on offer ?
and if JJ has owt to do with them,
1. were they frozen down within date, and
2. have they been defrosted thoroughly ?
I promise all food on offer will not be prepared by me
ooooo nibbling breasts are they past sell by date (runs) "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"how about party hats! I know some good party games too
anyone up for a quick game of twister?  "
no - am crap at that
short legs and a fat belly are not good assets for a professional twister player to have |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"exactly what sort of nibbles are on offer ?
and if JJ has owt to do with them,
1. were they frozen down within date, and
2. have they been defrosted thoroughly ?
I promise all food on offer will not be prepared by me
count me in then !
i'll bring pringles, mingles and a walnut whip for anyone that's interested (after jacqs wine has worked its magic)"
mmmmmm walnut whip |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"how about party hats! I know some good party games too
anyone up for a quick game of twister?
Naked of course
but of course!"
no other way to play it is there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"how about party hats! I know some good party games too
anyone up for a quick game of twister?
no - am crap at that
short legs and a fat belly are not good assets for a professional twister player to have "
you can spin the spinny thingy then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"exactly what sort of nibbles are on offer ?
and if JJ has owt to do with them,
1. were they frozen down within date, and
2. have they been defrosted thoroughly ?
I promise all food on offer will not be prepared by me
count me in then !
i'll bring pringles, mingles and a walnut whip for anyone that's interested (after jacqs wine has worked its magic)
mmmmmm walnut whip "
mines home made - the walnut are at the bottom rather than the top
but you do get two ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've a bottle of voddy and 1 of JD I could bring
likes jd
I got a bottle of Baileys too and some cocktail sausages!
going to be a very pissed corner "
pissed naked twister |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"exactly what sort of nibbles are on offer ?
and if JJ has owt to do with them,
1. were they frozen down within date, and
2. have they been defrosted thoroughly ?
I promise all food on offer will not be prepared by me
count me in then !
i'll bring pringles, mingles and a walnut whip for anyone that's interested (after jacqs wine has worked its magic)
mmmmmm walnut whip
mines home made - the walnut are at the bottom rather than the top
but you do get two ! "
Dont know what you mean  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"thats it!!!.... mass intervention.....
the food stays... the alcohol comes with me!!!!
Oi Leave some for me
bundle him! "
can just see Fabio on floor with a huge pile of females on top |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can bring sausage rolls and them funny vol e vont things with the strange unidentifiable filling
Got a bottle of brandy somewhere too xxx"
nah its ok leave the vol e vonty thingys dont like them but as for the Brandy now your talking , just changed me mind Im bringing ginger ale not nibbles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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fkin 'ell - i haven't taken me coat off yet and this party is getting out of hand
now pass me my smoking jacket, a small sherry and let's have some intellectual conversation
then the twister can come out ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"thats it!!!.... mass intervention.....
the food stays... the alcohol comes with me!!!!
Oi Leave some for me
bundle him!
can just see Fabio on floor with a huge pile of females on top "
I am sure he wouldn't complain! :- |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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can just see Fabio on floor with a huge pile of females on top
I am sure he wouldn't complain! :- "
I bloody well would... hope you have some bloody gorgeous nurses on standby.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WARNING: careful folks, justjet is on the warpath. Someone's stolen the lumpy bits from her yoghurt....
Yep and its not my fault at all "
come on who ever has them own up now!
and I will spank your bottom for you! |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"right any of you buggers seen the lumps out me yoghurt "
If there's been a crime, you'll need a policeman and or woman with truncheon and handcuffs, now who's cumming quietly,..!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"right any of you buggers seen the lumps out me yoghurt
If there's been a crime, you'll need a policeman and or woman with truncheon and handcuffs, now who's cumming quietly,..!!!"
ill come but wont be quiet |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"right any of you buggers seen the lumps out me yoghurt
If there's been a crime, you'll need a policeman and or woman with truncheon and handcuffs, now who's cumming quietly,..!!!
ill come but wont be quiet"
Well anything you say will be taken down..... who shouted knickers... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"right any of you buggers seen the lumps out me yoghurt
If there's been a crime, you'll need a policeman and or woman with truncheon and handcuffs, now who's cumming quietly,..!!!
erm
cock
pussy
take my ass
fuck me hard
harder please
ill come but wont be quiet
Well anything you say will be taken down..... who shouted knickers..."
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"right any of you buggers seen the lumps out me yoghurt
If there's been a crime, you'll need a policeman and or woman with truncheon and handcuffs, now who's cumming quietly,..!!!
erm
cock
pussy
take my ass
fuck me hard
harder please
ill come but wont be quiet
Well anything you say will be taken down..... who shouted knickers..."
Never had my truncheon used like that before... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"right any of you buggers seen the lumps out me yoghurt
If there's been a crime, you'll need a policeman and or woman with truncheon and handcuffs, now who's cumming quietly,..!!!
erm
cock
pussy
take my ass
fuck me hard
harder please
ill come but wont be quiet
Well anything you say will be taken down..... who shouted knickers...
Never had my truncheon used like that before..."
long as its not one that snaps in half |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"right any of you buggers seen the lumps out me yoghurt
If there's been a crime, you'll need a policeman and or woman with truncheon and handcuffs, now who's cumming quietly,..!!!
erm
cock
pussy
take my ass
fuck me hard
harder please
ill come but wont be quiet
Well anything you say will be taken down..... who shouted knickers...
Never had my truncheon used like that before...
long as its not one that snaps in half"
As long as you've a good grip, don't be shy might need both hands, its solid wood you won't break it... clearly you've held one before excellent technique.....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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long as its not one that snaps in half
As long as you've a good grip, don't be shy might need both hands, its solid wood you won't break it... clearly you've held one before excellent technique.....
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me you must be mistaking me for someone else kind sir |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
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long as its not one that snaps in half
As long as you've a good grip, don't be shy might need both hands, its solid wood you won't break it... clearly you've held one before excellent technique.....
me you must be mistaking me for someone else kind sir "
No good playing the innocent now, I've seen you on the twister mat, and no that s a different type of bobbys helmet ..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" thought I was awake but I'm not so bugger off and enjoy party but keep the bloody noise down
Party pooper
wrong! patry pooper. "
it's the pantry poopers you have to watch out for ! |
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" thought I was awake but I'm not so bugger off and enjoy party but keep the bloody noise down
Party pooper
wrong! patry pooper.
it's the pantry poopers you have to watch out for !"
I've never pooped in the pantry |
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" thought I was awake but I'm not so bugger off and enjoy party but keep the bloody noise down
Party pooper
wrong! patry pooper.
it's the pantry poopers you have to watch out for !
I've never pooped in the pantry "
Mention the glory hole though & that's a whole diffrent kettle of fish ! |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"Have I missed the sex then 
Missed the sex? I missed my invite!!
I gatecrashed
I'm to much of a gentleman to gatecrash 
go on will let you gatecrash "
Thank you, on my way with a case of Guinness and a bottle of Red/White/Rose |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening lovelies!
*drops the wine box and twiglets*
hope it aint that yukky red wine
It's a box of pink zinfandel stuff from a party last weekend.
ok passes glass, like zinfadel "
I likes that as well but do you have a zantac I can have first please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all, I have just put some jacket potatoes in the oven and could slaughter a glass of dry white wine "
jacket potato with cheese and coleslaw yummy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening lovelies!
*drops the wine box and twiglets*
hope it aint that yukky red wine
It's a box of pink zinfandel stuff from a party last weekend.
ok passes glass, like zinfadel
I likes that as well but do you have a zantac I can have first please "
No zantac but got gaviscon liquid shots ........ cheers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening lovelies!
*drops the wine box and twiglets*
hope it aint that yukky red wine
It's a box of pink zinfandel stuff from a party last weekend.
ok passes glass, like zinfadel
I likes that as well but do you have a zantac I can have first please
No zantac but got gaviscon liquid shots ........ cheers! "
that will do , cheers |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"As it's nearly the season to be jolly (did I actually say that?) we'll bring the mince pies
I fancy that M&S apple strudel now "
ok if we pass an M & S on our way I'll but one just for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As it's nearly the season to be jolly (did I actually say that?) we'll bring the mince pies
I fancy that M&S apple strudel now
ok if we pass an M & S on our way I'll but one just for you "
I think I love you |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"As it's nearly the season to be jolly (did I actually say that?) we'll bring the mince pies
I fancy that M&S apple strudel now
ok if we pass an M & S on our way I'll but one just for you
I think I love you "
Mwaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As it's nearly the season to be jolly (did I actually say that?) we'll bring the mince pies
I fancy that M&S apple strudel now "
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom NOM ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As it's nearly the season to be jolly (did I actually say that?) we'll bring the mince pies
I fancy that M&S apple strudel now
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom NOM !"
Have you tasted it then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As it's nearly the season to be jolly (did I actually say that?) we'll bring the mince pies
I fancy that M&S apple strudel now
I never tried it "
Neither have I yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we were naughty and just had a Mcflurry!!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the only thing I stop at a Mucky D's for "
that's the only thing we go there for!
Mmmmm Mmm |
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