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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Why do we all walk around so prim and proper and unsexual. Other mammals are sniffing and humping each other at free will. Horny bastards we all are! I love walking around in my "vanilla" life 'People Watching' and imagining them in sexual scenarios. (Yes, I am a pervert.) We all "do it". Bumping and Grinding. Some of us with multiple partners. Yet act all coy and innocent in our real lives. I love it. I'm actually so horny for my man right now. We have not had sex in months (due to a very complicated pregnancy and Mr working abroad) and he is due home very soon and all I can think about is the fun we will have 
I digress!
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"To be honest I'd sooner walk round Aldi without a random stranger sniffing my bum and humping my leg.
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I quite agree! How are we to properly inspect the wonders of the middle aisle with that distraction |
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"To be honest I'd sooner walk round Aldi without a random stranger sniffing my bum and humping my leg.
Yeah... sorry about that  "
I wouldn't have minded but I was trying to purchase a trombone and a yogurt maker.  |
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"To be honest I'd sooner walk round Aldi without a random stranger sniffing my bum and humping my leg.
I quite agree! How are we to properly inspect the wonders of the middle aisle with that distraction "
Exactly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm no David Attenborough but I think you'll find most animals just have sex for procreation purposes."
They also have to do weird displays of feathers, have very red bums, change colour, and make unusual noises .... come to think of it ... |
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