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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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But I'm broke, so if any women out there have some money they can give me so I can be their sugar daddy to treat them with, hit me up
Cheers
No vegans |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But I'm broke, so if any women out there have some money they can give me so I can be their sugar daddy to treat them with, hit me up
Cheers
No vegansso you want a sugar mammy."
You offering?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do you want to become a sugar daddy?
For this joke thread to work
I’ll try and help as much as I can 
You're the best  "
Kiss my hand and thank me later. Oh no wait! I’ve changed my mind. You can thank me now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need a sugar granny to fund you!
This is the kind of out of the box thinking I need "
Sounds like the beginnings of a sugar based pyramid scheme...
C |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do you want to become a sugar daddy?
For this joke thread to work
I’ll try and help as much as I can
You're the best
Kiss my hand and thank me later. Oh no wait! I’ve changed my mind. You can thank me now!"
Thanks hunny bun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do you want to become a sugar daddy?
For this joke thread to work
I’ll try and help as much as I can
You're the best
Kiss my hand and thank me later. Oh no wait! I’ve changed my mind. You can thank me now!"
Shame it's just the hand you're asking him to kiss! Otherwise I'd ask if I can watch!  lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need a sugar granny to fund you!
This is the kind of out of the box thinking I need
Sounds like the beginnings of a sugar based pyramid scheme...
C"
Ahhh... Toby Lerone |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"But I'm broke, so if any women out there have some money they can give me so I can be their sugar daddy to treat them with, hit me up
Cheers
No vegansso you want a sugar mammy
You offering? "
naa. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But I'm broke, so if any women out there have some money they can give me so I can be their sugar daddy to treat them with, hit me up
Cheers
No vegans
Fucking hate vegans "
Vegans hate vegans too.. bit like women |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But I'm broke, so if any women out there have some money they can give me so I can be their sugar daddy to treat them with, hit me up
Cheers
No vegansso you want a sugar mammy
You offering? naa."
Fuck! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do you want to become a sugar daddy?
For this joke thread to work
I’ll try and help as much as I can
You're the best
Kiss my hand and thank me later. Oh no wait! I’ve changed my mind. You can thank me now!
Shame it's just the hand you're asking him to kiss! Otherwise I'd ask if I can watch! lol."
Come we will both spit roast you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do you want to become a sugar daddy?
For this joke thread to work
I’ll try and help as much as I can
You're the best
Kiss my hand and thank me later. Oh no wait! I’ve changed my mind. You can thank me now!
Shame it's just the hand you're asking him to kiss! Otherwise I'd ask if I can watch! lol."
Im game if he is
Just no eye contact |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But I'm broke, so if any women out there have some money they can give me so I can be their sugar daddy to treat them with, hit me up
Cheers
No vegans"
Ha ha - great thread  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do you want to become a sugar daddy?
For this joke thread to work
I’ll try and help as much as I can
You're the best
Kiss my hand and thank me later. Oh no wait! I’ve changed my mind. You can thank me now!
Shame it's just the hand you're asking him to kiss! Otherwise I'd ask if I can watch! lol.
Come we will both spit roast you "
Ughh no  lol. Man on Man, I'm happy just to watch. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do you want to become a sugar daddy?
For this joke thread to work
I’ll try and help as much as I can
You're the best
Kiss my hand and thank me later. Oh no wait! I’ve changed my mind. You can thank me now!
Shame it's just the hand you're asking him to kiss! Otherwise I'd ask if I can watch! lol.
Come we will both spit roast you
Ughh no lol. Man on Man, I'm happy just to watch. "
This deal just gets worse and worse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do you want to become a sugar daddy?
For this joke thread to work
I’ll try and help as much as I can
You're the best
Kiss my hand and thank me later. Oh no wait! I’ve changed my mind. You can thank me now!
Shame it's just the hand you're asking him to kiss! Otherwise I'd ask if I can watch! lol.
Come we will both spit roast you
Ughh no lol. Man on Man, I'm happy just to watch. "
Nothing is free.. typical woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do you want to become a sugar daddy?
For this joke thread to work
I’ll try and help as much as I can
You're the best
Kiss my hand and thank me later. Oh no wait! I’ve changed my mind. You can thank me now!
Shame it's just the hand you're asking him to kiss! Otherwise I'd ask if I can watch! lol.
Come we will both spit roast you
Ughh no lol. Man on Man, I'm happy just to watch.
This deal just gets worse and worse"
Don’t worry, I got her brother |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do you want to become a sugar daddy?
For this joke thread to work
I’ll try and help as much as I can
You're the best
Kiss my hand and thank me later. Oh no wait! I’ve changed my mind. You can thank me now!
Shame it's just the hand you're asking him to kiss! Otherwise I'd ask if I can watch! lol.
Come we will both spit roast you
Ughh no lol. Man on Man, I'm happy just to watch.
This deal just gets worse and worse
Don’t worry, I got her brother "
Good luck mate |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do you want to become a sugar daddy?
For this joke thread to work
I didn't realise it was a joke. I just cashed in my penny jar.  "
Hey hey wo wo! Let's not be too hasty now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do you want to become a sugar daddy?
For this joke thread to work
I’ll try and help as much as I can
You're the best
Kiss my hand and thank me later. Oh no wait! I’ve changed my mind. You can thank me now!
Shame it's just the hand you're asking him to kiss! Otherwise I'd ask if I can watch! lol.
Come we will both spit roast you
Ughh no lol. Man on Man, I'm happy just to watch.
This deal just gets worse and worse
Don’t worry, I got her brother
Good luck mate "
Pound coins will be falling out of her Pussy as I fuck her |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do you want to become a sugar daddy?
For this joke thread to work
I’ll try and help as much as I can
You're the best
Kiss my hand and thank me later. Oh no wait! I’ve changed my mind. You can thank me now!
Shame it's just the hand you're asking him to kiss! Otherwise I'd ask if I can watch! lol.
Come we will both spit roast you
Ughh no lol. Man on Man, I'm happy just to watch.
This deal just gets worse and worse
Don’t worry, I got her brother
Good luck mate
Pound coins will be falling out of her Pussy as I fuck her "
And I'll be right there with a collection tin.
Times are hard. Bloody Brexit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do you want to become a sugar daddy?
For this joke thread to work
I’ll try and help as much as I can
You're the best
Kiss my hand and thank me later. Oh no wait! I’ve changed my mind. You can thank me now!
Shame it's just the hand you're asking him to kiss! Otherwise I'd ask if I can watch! lol.
Come we will both spit roast you
Ughh no lol. Man on Man, I'm happy just to watch.
This deal just gets worse and worse
Don’t worry, I got her brother
Good luck mate
Pound coins will be falling out of her Pussy as I fuck her
And I'll be right there with a collection tin.
Times are hard. Bloody Brexit!"
Thought Brexit was going to improve life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do you want to become a sugar daddy?
For this joke thread to work
I’ll try and help as much as I can
You're the best
Kiss my hand and thank me later. Oh no wait! I’ve changed my mind. You can thank me now!
Shame it's just the hand you're asking him to kiss! Otherwise I'd ask if I can watch! lol.
Come we will both spit roast you
Ughh no lol. Man on Man, I'm happy just to watch.
This deal just gets worse and worse
Don’t worry, I got her brother
Good luck mate
Pound coins will be falling out of her Pussy as I fuck her
And I'll be right there with a collection tin.
Times are hard. Bloody Brexit!"
I'm not made of money! Lol. Best you'll get is the typical costa or Starbuck social coffee paid for you. See I'm a very fair and generous woman |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do you want to become a sugar daddy?
For this joke thread to work
I’ll try and help as much as I can
You're the best
Kiss my hand and thank me later. Oh no wait! I’ve changed my mind. You can thank me now!
Shame it's just the hand you're asking him to kiss! Otherwise I'd ask if I can watch! lol.
Come we will both spit roast you
Ughh no lol. Man on Man, I'm happy just to watch.
This deal just gets worse and worse
Don’t worry, I got her brother
Good luck mate
Pound coins will be falling out of her Pussy as I fuck her
And I'll be right there with a collection tin.
Times are hard. Bloody Brexit!
I'm not made of money! Lol. Best you'll get is the typical costa or Starbuck social coffee paid for you. See I'm a very fair and generous woman "
Best offer I've had so far. I'll have a latte please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do you want to become a sugar daddy?
For this joke thread to work
I’ll try and help as much as I can
You're the best
Kiss my hand and thank me later. Oh no wait! I’ve changed my mind. You can thank me now!
Shame it's just the hand you're asking him to kiss! Otherwise I'd ask if I can watch! lol.
Come we will both spit roast you
Ughh no lol. Man on Man, I'm happy just to watch.
This deal just gets worse and worse
Don’t worry, I got her brother
Good luck mate
Pound coins will be falling out of her Pussy as I fuck her
And I'll be right there with a collection tin.
Times are hard. Bloody Brexit!
Thought Brexit was going to improve life "
Give it time. 51% of the population can't be wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do you want to become a sugar daddy?
For this joke thread to work
I’ll try and help as much as I can
You're the best
Kiss my hand and thank me later. Oh no wait! I’ve changed my mind. You can thank me now!
Shame it's just the hand you're asking him to kiss! Otherwise I'd ask if I can watch! lol.
Come we will both spit roast you
Ughh no lol. Man on Man, I'm happy just to watch.
This deal just gets worse and worse
Don’t worry, I got her brother
Good luck mate
Pound coins will be falling out of her Pussy as I fuck her
And I'll be right there with a collection tin.
Times are hard. Bloody Brexit!
I'm not made of money! Lol. Best you'll get is the typical costa or Starbuck social coffee paid for you. See I'm a very fair and generous woman "
Better than nothing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I found some old £1 coins today while I was clearing out my house, you can have.
I'm on my way. What do you want me to treat you to?"
She loves buffalo chicken wings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I found some old £1 coins today while I was clearing out my house, you can have.
I'm on my way. What do you want me to treat you to?"
Ooh, uuuuuum...your cock please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I found some old £1 coins today while I was clearing out my house, you can have.
I'm on my way. What do you want me to treat you to?
She loves buffalo chicken wings "
Really don't. I don't enjoy eating off bones |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I found some old £1 coins today while I was clearing out my house, you can have.
I'm on my way. What do you want me to treat you to?
Ooh, uuuuuum...your cock please."
Well that's free |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I found some old £1 coins today while I was clearing out my house, you can have.
I'm on my way. What do you want me to treat you to?
Ooh, uuuuuum...your cock please.
Well that's free "
You cheap skate! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I found some old £1 coins today while I was clearing out my house, you can have.
I'm on my way. What do you want me to treat you to?
Ooh, uuuuuum...your cock please.
Well that's free "
I'll keep my £5 then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need a sugar granny to fund you!
Alan’s mum
Who's Alan?
I'm guessing Alan Sugar
Bit late to the party aren't we peach?
I was too busy disguising dog turds as copper to get them weighed in"
What. You can actually do that? I should be a millionaire! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You need a sugar granny to fund you!
Alan’s mum
Who's Alan?
I'm guessing Alan Sugar
Bit late to the party aren't we peach?
I was too busy disguising dog turds as copper to get them weighed in"
You don't have to do that. You know I'd bang you for free  |
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"You need a sugar granny to fund you!
Alan’s mum
Who's Alan?
I'm guessing Alan Sugar
Bit late to the party aren't we peach?
I was too busy disguising dog turds as copper to get them weighed in
You don't have to do that. You know I'd bang you for free "
Phew, I was worried about it getting under my nails |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You need a sugar granny to fund you!
Alan’s mum
Who's Alan?
I'm guessing Alan Sugar
Bit late to the party aren't we peach?
I was too busy disguising dog turds as copper to get them weighed in
You don't have to do that. You know I'd bang you for free
Phew, I was worried about it getting under my nails "
Wash your hands anyway will you please |
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"You need a sugar granny to fund you!
Alan’s mum
Who's Alan?
I'm guessing Alan Sugar
Bit late to the party aren't we peach?
I was too busy disguising dog turds as copper to get them weighed in
You don't have to do that. You know I'd bang you for free
Phew, I was worried about it getting under my nails
Wash your hands anyway will you please"
Piss on them? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You need a sugar granny to fund you!
Alan’s mum
Who's Alan?
I'm guessing Alan Sugar
Bit late to the party aren't we peach?
I was too busy disguising dog turds as copper to get them weighed in
You don't have to do that. You know I'd bang you for free
Phew, I was worried about it getting under my nails
Wash your hands anyway will you please
Piss on them?"
I can do that  |
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"You need a sugar granny to fund you!
Alan’s mum
Who's Alan?
I'm guessing Alan Sugar
Bit late to the party aren't we peach?
I was too busy disguising dog turds as copper to get them weighed in
You don't have to do that. You know I'd bang you for free
Phew, I was worried about it getting under my nails
Wash your hands anyway will you please
Piss on them?
I can do that "
Bullshit, you'd get timid tinkle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But I'm broke, so if any women out there have some money they can give me so I can be their sugar daddy to treat them with, hit me up
Cheers
No vegans"
Some won't even want to touch you, just make you sit there and look pretty |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But I'm broke, so if any women out there have some money they can give me so I can be their sugar daddy to treat them with, hit me up
Cheers
No vegans
Some won't even want to touch you, just make you sit there and look pretty "
Sitting and looking pretty is what I do best |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But I'm broke, so if any women out there have some money they can give me so I can be their sugar daddy to treat them with, hit me up
Cheers
No vegans"
You need someone verrrry young |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do I get actual sugar in the form of cake though!?
Does cheesecake count too?
XX
I am the king of making cheesecake
Really? Absolutely love the stuff.
XX"
I'll bring you a slice next time I visit peach |
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"Do I get actual sugar in the form of cake though!?
Does cheesecake count too?
XX
I am the king of making cheesecake
Really? Absolutely love the stuff.
XX
I'll bring you a slice next time I visit peach "
I have a Maltesers cheesecake in the fridge |
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"Do I get actual sugar in the form of cake though!?
Does cheesecake count too?
XX
I am the king of making cheesecake
Really? Absolutely love the stuff.
XX
I'll bring you a slice next time I visit peach
I have a Maltesers cheesecake in the fridge "
I’m coming over
XX |
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The sugar daddy thing is a turn off for me. In both a causal enviroment or a relationship enviroment. I wouldnt want my worth to be defined by my ability to keep up a supply of pretty things. I want someone who is in it good or bad. Someone who will stand by me, never recoil in the face of scary times and if nesersary roll their sleeves up with me and go charging into the abyss of adversity all guns blazing. I am a lucky man and maybe I could play sugar daddy (I wasn't so tight). But I want someone I can trust to be by my side good or bad. Luckily I have found that person. Finanical power play is not the kind of power play I like. But horses for courses |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The sugar daddy thing is a turn off for me. In both a causal enviroment or a relationship enviroment. I wouldnt want my worth to be defined by my ability to keep up a supply of pretty things. I want someone who is in it good or bad. Someone who will stand by me, never recoil in the face of scary times and if nesersary roll their sleeves up with me and go charging into the abyss of adversity all guns blazing. I am a lucky man and maybe I could play sugar daddy (I wasn't so tight). But I want someone I can trust to be by my side good or bad. Luckily I have found that person. Finanical power play is not the kind of power play I like. But horses for courses "
So, no running away from spiders? |
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"The sugar daddy thing is a turn off for me. In both a causal enviroment or a relationship enviroment. I wouldnt want my worth to be defined by my ability to keep up a supply of pretty things. I want someone who is in it good or bad. Someone who will stand by me, never recoil in the face of scary times and if nesersary roll their sleeves up with me and go charging into the abyss of adversity all guns blazing. I am a lucky man and maybe I could play sugar daddy (I wasn't so tight). But I want someone I can trust to be by my side good or bad. Luckily I have found that person. Finanical power play is not the kind of power play I like. But horses for courses
So, no running away from spiders?"
I'm happy to gently evict a spider or two. But if it were an army of ten foot radioactive spiders with no where to run then I'd expect my girl to grab a tool and get stuck in with me. |
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