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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Think of this - you've chatted with them online, they look great and you're attracted to eachother, you meet and get along great. Sparks are flying, you clearly both want either.

And then...

(Post your "bombshells" here).

3-2-1-Go!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

His wife turns up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Her balls fell out of her shorts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He asks if I have sex with black or bisexual men.

My face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I shit myself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think of this - you've chatted with them online, they look great and you're attracted to eachother, you meet and get along great. Sparks are flying, you clearly both want either.

And then...

(Post your "bombshells" here).

3-2-1-Go!"

And she looks at my penis and can’t stop laughing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He farts and burps

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You have a fantastic time and arrange to meet again, then as you are leaving after another great meet he drops the bombshell that he has a gf.

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

You realise that he left his socks on...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You realise that he left his socks on... "

And sandals

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By *iger.10Man  over a year ago

Llantrisant

It was her identical twin

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

He brings his kids along

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

he spends an hour crying cos i had the same cushions his wife , who left him. had. *true story* lol

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Think of this - you've chatted with them online, they look great and you're attracted to eachother, you meet and get along great. Sparks are flying, you clearly both want either.

And then...

(Post your "bombshells" here).

3-2-1-Go!"

"I forgot to bring condoms"

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By *rwhite30Man  over a year ago

deptford London

she starts sharpening her knife collection

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I begin to speak.

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"It was her identical twin "

Brother......

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By *tonMessCouple  over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

He says he is off on a #freeTommyRobinson march and it turns out he's a raging Britain First supporter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"he spends an hour crying cos i had the same cushions his wife , who left him. had. *true story* lol"

Crikey!

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By *oastal1968Man  over a year ago

London

..... The prison cell slams waking you from your day dream and you look up to see Derek the lifer smiling at you...

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

Someone better comes along and they drop you like a hot potato....

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

His mum walks in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Realised he'd been in a dream, within a dream, within that dream... within the other persons dream

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"he spends an hour crying cos i had the same cushions his wife , who left him. had. *true story* lol"

F me sideways. The World is a small place

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"he spends an hour crying cos i had the same cushions his wife , who left him. had. *true story* lol

F me sideways. The World is a small place"

That's the damage that Ikea does...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You dreamt it

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By *itvclaireTV/TS  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Her balls fell out of her shorts"

Of course, you still carried on.

XX

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"he spends an hour crying cos i had the same cushions his wife , who left him. had. *true story* lol

F me sideways. The World is a small place

That's the damage that Ikea does... "

Get a flat pack they said, ecosystem would be fine they said

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's a sound of a loo flushing and your dad emerges in his grubby string vest and says 'I'd give that ten minutes if I were you.

That's gonna spoil the mood of your romantic tryst in a caravan,isn't it?

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