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By *ubhunter OP Man
over a year ago
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If there's any truth in re-incarnation, what animal would you come back as and why?
Me, I'm coming back as a cat, get to go out all night and when you come home, get fed and allowed to sleep all day! 
Can I just say that I DON'T want to have a trip to the vets 1st!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A dog that doesn't get his balls snagged.
Everyone says "its a dogs life"
You get fed treats and decent food.
You get to look up womens skirts and stick your nose up there too and just get a pat on the head and a giggle.
Fart and the bloke gets the blame.
Hump someones leg if you fancy them.
Hump a teddy bear when company comes round and embarrass your owners.
Get exercised and cleaned up after.
Bite anyone that pisses you off.
Oh yes! A dogs life for me on the return trip
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