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over a year ago
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I'm looking for a woman to be the rock to my Excalibur!
Basically I'm looking for a woman who will lay there and let me put my penis in her and not move for a long period of time.
I would imagine it's going to be very similar to tantric sex, except I'm going to speak in a parade of an old English accent and add "post haste" to the end of most of my sentences.
If you're up for this, Let me know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for a woman to be the rock to my Excalibur!
Basically I'm looking for a woman who will lay there and let me put my penis in her and not move for a long period of time.
I would imagine it's going to be very similar to tantric sex, except I'm going to speak in a parade of an old English accent and add "post haste" to the end of most of my sentences.
If you're up for this, Let me know "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for a woman to be the rock to my Excalibur!
Basically I'm looking for a woman who will lay there and let me put my penis in her and not move for a long period of time.
I would imagine it's going to be very similar to tantric sex, except I'm going to speak in a parade of an old English accent and add "post haste" to the end of most of my sentences.
If you're up for this, Let me know "
King Arthur fought the Saxons. You should be speak Old Welsh or Common (Insular) Celtic.
I do wish you'd do more research into your sexplay. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for a woman to be the rock to my Excalibur!
Basically I'm looking for a woman who will lay there and let me put my penis in her and not move for a long period of time.
I would imagine it's going to be very similar to tantric sex, except I'm going to speak in a parade of an old English accent and add "post haste" to the end of most of my sentences.
If you're up for this, Let me know
King Arthur fought the Saxons. You should be speak Old Welsh or Common (Insular) Celtic.
I do wish you'd do more research into your sexplay. "
Unless you are planning on letting me put my penis in you, then you can keep your opinions to yourself and leave, post haste! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for a woman to be the rock to my Excalibur!
Basically I'm looking for a woman who will lay there and let me put my penis in her and not move for a long period of time.
I would imagine it's going to be very similar to tantric sex, except I'm going to speak in a parade of an old English accent and add "post haste" to the end of most of my sentences.
If you're up for this, Let me know
King Arthur fought the Saxons. You should be speak Old Welsh or Common (Insular) Celtic.
I do wish you'd do more research into your sexplay. "
Totally ruined it for me. I was getting excited about laying still for hours without having to do anything. |
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"I'm looking for a woman to be the rock to my Excalibur!
Basically I'm looking for a woman who will lay there and let me put my penis in her and not move for a long period of time.
I would imagine it's going to be very similar to tantric sex, except I'm going to speak in a parade of an old English accent and add "post haste" to the end of most of my sentences.
If you're up for this, Let me know
King Arthur fought the Saxons. You should be speak Old Welsh or Common (Insular) Celtic.
I do wish you'd do more research into your sexplay. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for a woman to be the rock to my Excalibur!
Basically I'm looking for a woman who will lay there and let me put my penis in her and not move for a long period of time.
I would imagine it's going to be very similar to tantric sex, except I'm going to speak in a parade of an old English accent and add "post haste" to the end of most of my sentences.
If you're up for this, Let me know
King Arthur fought the Saxons. You should be speak Old Welsh or Common (Insular) Celtic.
I do wish you'd do more research into your sexplay.
Totally ruined it for me. I was getting excited about laying still for hours without having to do anything."
Sorry cocker. Suppose I'll go think up another more historically accurate roleplay  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for a woman to be the rock to my Excalibur!
Basically I'm looking for a woman who will lay there and let me put my penis in her and not move for a long period of time.
I would imagine it's going to be very similar to tantric sex, except I'm going to speak in a parade of an old English accent and add "post haste" to the end of most of my sentences.
If you're up for this, Let me know
King Arthur fought the Saxons. You should be speak Old Welsh or Common (Insular) Celtic.
I do wish you'd do more research into your sexplay.
Totally ruined it for me. I was getting excited about laying still for hours without having to do anything.
Sorry cocker. Suppose I'll go think up another more historically accurate roleplay "
Please do... coming around here with your historically inaccurate sex games. You should be ashamed! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for a woman to be the rock to my Excalibur!
Basically I'm looking for a woman who will lay there and let me put my penis in her and not move for a long period of time.
I would imagine it's going to be very similar to tantric sex, except I'm going to speak in a parade of an old English accent and add "post haste" to the end of most of my sentences.
If you're up for this, Let me know
King Arthur fought the Saxons. You should be speak Old Welsh or Common (Insular) Celtic.
I do wish you'd do more research into your sexplay.
Totally ruined it for me. I was getting excited about laying still for hours without having to do anything.
Sorry cocker. Suppose I'll go think up another more historically accurate roleplay
Please do... coming around here with your historically inaccurate sex games. You should be ashamed! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've sentenced myself to a week in the stocks
Stocks would never have been used in post Roman Britain.
Please tell me you’re a history teacher "
Nope. Just a twat.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've sentenced myself to a week in the stocks
Stocks would never have been used in post Roman Britain.
Please tell me you’re a history teacher
Nope. Just a twat.
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Apologies. I've ruined this for everyone haven't I?
Particularly the OP who just wanted women to lay perfectly still as he vaginally penetrative them at his own whim.
Still. Wouldn't hurt to read a bit more. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've sentenced myself to a week in the stocks
Stocks would never have been used in post Roman Britain.
Please tell me you’re a history teacher
Nope. Just a twat.
Apologies. I've ruined this for everyone haven't I?
Particularly the OP who just wanted women to lay perfectly still as he vaginally penetrative them at his own whim.
Still. Wouldn't hurt to read a bit more. "
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