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One of my cats is sat on the settee next to me, sat side by side, scoochied up and dozing.
I hate to wake him but had to pump, so I gently eased one cheek and let out a little botty cough.
Little sod just opened his eyes and looked up at me in utter disdain.
It was just an air biscuit, not even an SBD.
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"One of my cats is sat on the settee next to me, sat side by side, scoochied up and dozing.
I hate to wake him but had to pump, so I gently eased one cheek and let out a little botty cough.
Little sod just opened his eyes and looked up at me in utter disdain.
It was just an air biscuit, not even an SBD.
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My Daughter is a bit like this. I don't take criticism to well |
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"He keeps wrinkling up his nose at me.
I feel like I'm being judged now......  "
This is because he knows you should have visited the loo, hence why he is disgusted.
Give him a dreamie and he’ll forget your not house trained.
Cats rule! I adore them! |
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"He keeps wrinkling up his nose at me.
I feel like I'm being judged now......
This is because he knows you should have visited the loo, hence why he is disgusted.
Give him a dreamie and he’ll forget your not house trained.
Cats rule! I adore them! "
It was just a pump, barely a parp and certainly no indicator that a number two was needed....  |
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Cats can judge you with only their eyes; our couple meet last night got us some very disapproving looks from both furry friends. You can just tell they are thinking (in cat language) "What the fuck are you humans DOING to one another?!...eawwww, that's disgusting...etc etc"  |
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"He keeps wrinkling up his nose at me.
I feel like I'm being judged now......
This is because he knows you should have visited the loo, hence why he is disgusted.
Give him a dreamie and he’ll forget your not house trained.
Cats rule! I adore them!
It was just a pump, barely a parp and certainly no indicator that a number two was needed.... "
Must have been noticeable if the fur baby disapproved of it. They don’t like being disturbed when trying to sleep. |
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"He keeps wrinkling up his nose at me.
I feel like I'm being judged now......
This is because he knows you should have visited the loo, hence why he is disgusted.
Give him a dreamie and he’ll forget your not house trained.
Cats rule! I adore them!
It was just a pump, barely a parp and certainly no indicator that a number two was needed....
Must have been noticeable if the fur baby disapproved of it. They don’t like being disturbed when trying to sleep."
Loud more than whiffy....  |
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"He keeps wrinkling up his nose at me.
I feel like I'm being judged now......
This is because he knows you should have visited the loo, hence why he is disgusted.
Give him a dreamie and he’ll forget your not house trained.
Cats rule! I adore them!
It was just a pump, barely a parp and certainly no indicator that a number two was needed....
Must have been noticeable if the fur baby disapproved of it. They don’t like being disturbed when trying to sleep.
Loud more than whiffy.... "
He’ll not forget that now and judge you ever more for it  |
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"He keeps wrinkling up his nose at me.
I feel like I'm being judged now......
This is because he knows you should have visited the loo, hence why he is disgusted.
Give him a dreamie and he’ll forget your not house trained.
Cats rule! I adore them!
It was just a pump, barely a parp and certainly no indicator that a number two was needed....
Must have been noticeable if the fur baby disapproved of it. They don’t like being disturbed when trying to sleep.
Loud more than whiffy....
He’ll not forget that now and judge you ever more for it "
Just given both some stinky tuna. I'm going to wrinkle my nose up them now, see how they fucking like it!!!!! |
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"He keeps wrinkling up his nose at me.
I feel like I'm being judged now......
This is because he knows you should have visited the loo, hence why he is disgusted.
Give him a dreamie and he’ll forget your not house trained.
Cats rule! I adore them!
It was just a pump, barely a parp and certainly no indicator that a number two was needed....
Must have been noticeable if the fur baby disapproved of it. They don’t like being disturbed when trying to sleep.
Loud more than whiffy....
He’ll not forget that now and judge you ever more for it
Just given both some stinky tuna. I'm going to wrinkle my nose up them now, see how they fucking like it!!!!!"
Then they will stare at you and think ‘wtf with that face at us’. They will then stick tails high in the air and walk off with that sassy walk they do. I get it all the time with one of mine. |
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"He keeps wrinkling up his nose at me.
I feel like I'm being judged now......
This is because he knows you should have visited the loo, hence why he is disgusted.
Give him a dreamie and he’ll forget your not house trained.
Cats rule! I adore them!
It was just a pump, barely a parp and certainly no indicator that a number two was needed....
Must have been noticeable if the fur baby disapproved of it. They don’t like being disturbed when trying to sleep.
Loud more than whiffy....
He’ll not forget that now and judge you ever more for it
Just given both some stinky tuna. I'm going to wrinkle my nose up them now, see how they fucking like it!!!!!
Then they will stare at you and think ‘wtf with that face at us’. They will then stick tails high in the air and walk off with that sassy walk they do. I get it all the time with one of mine. "
I sometimes wonder who's in charge in this house!!!!! |
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"He keeps wrinkling up his nose at me.
I feel like I'm being judged now......
This is because he knows you should have visited the loo, hence why he is disgusted.
Give him a dreamie and he’ll forget your not house trained.
Cats rule! I adore them!
It was just a pump, barely a parp and certainly no indicator that a number two was needed....
Must have been noticeable if the fur baby disapproved of it. They don’t like being disturbed when trying to sleep.
Loud more than whiffy....
He’ll not forget that now and judge you ever more for it
Just given both some stinky tuna. I'm going to wrinkle my nose up them now, see how they fucking like it!!!!!
Then they will stare at you and think ‘wtf with that face at us’. They will then stick tails high in the air and walk off with that sassy walk they do. I get it all the time with one of mine.
I sometimes wonder who's in charge in this house!!!!! "
The cats are in charge, know your place |
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"He keeps wrinkling up his nose at me.
I feel like I'm being judged now......
This is because he knows you should have visited the loo, hence why he is disgusted.
Give him a dreamie and he’ll forget your not house trained.
Cats rule! I adore them!
It was just a pump, barely a parp and certainly no indicator that a number two was needed....
Must have been noticeable if the fur baby disapproved of it. They don’t like being disturbed when trying to sleep.
Loud more than whiffy....
He’ll not forget that now and judge you ever more for it
Just given both some stinky tuna. I'm going to wrinkle my nose up them now, see how they fucking like it!!!!!
Then they will stare at you and think ‘wtf with that face at us’. They will then stick tails high in the air and walk off with that sassy walk they do. I get it all the time with one of mine.
I sometimes wonder who's in charge in this house!!!!!
The cats are in charge, know your place "
I suspect you may be correct.
I'm merely a human, provider of food and water, cleaner of litter trays..... |
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"He keeps wrinkling up his nose at me.
I feel like I'm being judged now......
This is because he knows you should have visited the loo, hence why he is disgusted.
Give him a dreamie and he’ll forget your not house trained.
Cats rule! I adore them!
It was just a pump, barely a parp and certainly no indicator that a number two was needed....
Must have been noticeable if the fur baby disapproved of it. They don’t like being disturbed when trying to sleep.
Loud more than whiffy....
He’ll not forget that now and judge you ever more for it
Just given both some stinky tuna. I'm going to wrinkle my nose up them now, see how they fucking like it!!!!!
Then they will stare at you and think ‘wtf with that face at us’. They will then stick tails high in the air and walk off with that sassy walk they do. I get it all the time with one of mine.
I sometimes wonder who's in charge in this house!!!!!
The cats are in charge, know your place
I suspect you may be correct.
I'm merely a human, provider of food and water, cleaner of litter trays....."
You’re a Crazy Cat Dad. They have trained you well, however, after the sofa incident you may be put through more advanced training |
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"He keeps wrinkling up his nose at me.
I feel like I'm being judged now......
This is because he knows you should have visited the loo, hence why he is disgusted.
Give him a dreamie and he’ll forget your not house trained.
Cats rule! I adore them!
It was just a pump, barely a parp and certainly no indicator that a number two was needed....
Must have been noticeable if the fur baby disapproved of it. They don’t like being disturbed when trying to sleep.
Loud more than whiffy....
He’ll not forget that now and judge you ever more for it
Just given both some stinky tuna. I'm going to wrinkle my nose up them now, see how they fucking like it!!!!!
Then they will stare at you and think ‘wtf with that face at us’. They will then stick tails high in the air and walk off with that sassy walk they do. I get it all the time with one of mine.
I sometimes wonder who's in charge in this house!!!!!
The cats are in charge, know your place
I suspect you may be correct.
I'm merely a human, provider of food and water, cleaner of litter trays.....
You’re a Crazy Cat Dad. They have trained you well, however, after the sofa incident you may be put through more advanced training "
I've always said I'm teachable.  |
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"Cats can judge you with only their eyes; our couple meet last night got us some very disapproving looks from both furry friends. You can just tell they are thinking (in cat language) "What the fuck are you humans DOING to one another?!...eawwww, that's disgusting...etc etc" "
And yet, they sit there proud as punch, tails up and liking their arses........ |
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"Cats can judge you with only their eyes; our couple meet last night got us some very disapproving looks from both furry friends. You can just tell they are thinking (in cat language) "What the fuck are you humans DOING to one another?!...eawwww, that's disgusting...etc etc"
And yet, they sit there proud as punch, tails up and liking their arses........"
Wouldn’t you make sure your bits were clean if they were on show all the time? |
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"Cats can judge you with only their eyes; our couple meet last night got us some very disapproving looks from both furry friends. You can just tell they are thinking (in cat language) "What the fuck are you humans DOING to one another?!...eawwww, that's disgusting...etc etc"
And yet, they sit there proud as punch, tails up and liking their arses........
Wouldn’t you make sure your bits were clean if they were on show all the time? "
I male sure my bits are clean and they're not on show all the time. |
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"One of my cats is sat on the settee next to me, sat side by side, scoochied up and dozing.
I hate to wake him but had to pump, so I gently eased one cheek and let out a little botty cough.
Little sod just opened his eyes and looked up at me in utter disdain.
It was just an air biscuit, not even an SBD.
"
I just shot my cat with a mini water pistol from the paddling pool! 
I am going to hell. Or I will find a furball neatly deposited on my bed in the near future!  |
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"One of my cats is sat on the settee next to me, sat side by side, scoochied up and dozing.
I hate to wake him but had to pump, so I gently eased one cheek and let out a little botty cough.
Little sod just opened his eyes and looked up at me in utter disdain.
It was just an air biscuit, not even an SBD.
I just shot my cat with a mini water pistol from the paddling pool!
I am going to hell. Or I will find a furball neatly deposited on my bed in the near future! "
Oooh you will be punished for that. Your cat will be secretly planning pay back, regurgitated food or vomit left on a carpet, or, waking you up horrendously like one of mine yesterday when I did not respond to getting up at 5.30am, I was allowed another 30 minutes and then the biting started I was dressed and up by 6.30am! |
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"One of my cats is sat on the settee next to me, sat side by side, scoochied up and dozing.
I hate to wake him but had to pump, so I gently eased one cheek and let out a little botty cough.
Little sod just opened his eyes and looked up at me in utter disdain.
It was just an air biscuit, not even an SBD.
I just shot my cat with a mini water pistol from the paddling pool!
I am going to hell. Or I will find a furball neatly deposited on my bed in the near future!
Oooh you will be punished for that. Your cat will be secretly planning pay back, regurgitated food or vomit left on a carpet, or, waking you up horrendously like one of mine yesterday when I did not respond to getting up at 5.30am, I was allowed another 30 minutes and then the biting started I was dressed and up by 6.30am! "
One would comment but for fear of the voodoo doll! |
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My cats rule my bloody life. They are all fussy but two are serial attention seekers and expect me to spend my whole life petting me. Ive got a big comfy chair and ive usually got three of them in there with me sprawled all over me |
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"One of my cats is sat on the settee next to me, sat side by side, scoochied up and dozing.
I hate to wake him but had to pump, so I gently eased one cheek and let out a little botty cough.
Little sod just opened his eyes and looked up at me in utter disdain.
It was just an air biscuit, not even an SBD.
I just shot my cat with a mini water pistol from the paddling pool!
I am going to hell. Or I will find a furball neatly deposited on my bed in the near future!
Oooh you will be punished for that. Your cat will be secretly planning pay back, regurgitated food or vomit left on a carpet, or, waking you up horrendously like one of mine yesterday when I did not respond to getting up at 5.30am, I was allowed another 30 minutes and then the biting started I was dressed and up by 6.30am!
One would comment but for fear of the voodoo doll! "
Be very careful ha ha. Did you ever see Batman Returns? Check it out on YouTube Doctor!! |
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"One of my cats is sat on the settee next to me, sat side by side, scoochied up and dozing.
I hate to wake him but had to pump, so I gently eased one cheek and let out a little botty cough.
Little sod just opened his eyes and looked up at me in utter disdain.
It was just an air biscuit, not even an SBD.
I just shot my cat with a mini water pistol from the paddling pool!
I am going to hell. Or I will find a furball neatly deposited on my bed in the near future! "
Headless mouse in your slippers would be my guess. |
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"One of my cats is sat on the settee next to me, sat side by side, scoochied up and dozing.
I hate to wake him but had to pump, so I gently eased one cheek and let out a little botty cough.
Little sod just opened his eyes and looked up at me in utter disdain.
It was just an air biscuit, not even an SBD.
I just shot my cat with a mini water pistol from the paddling pool!
I am going to hell. Or I will find a furball neatly deposited on my bed in the near future!
Oooh you will be punished for that. Your cat will be secretly planning pay back, regurgitated food or vomit left on a carpet, or, waking you up horrendously like one of mine yesterday when I did not respond to getting up at 5.30am, I was allowed another 30 minutes and then the biting started I was dressed and up by 6.30am!
One would comment but for fear of the voodoo doll!
Be very careful ha ha. Did you ever see Batman Returns? Check it out on YouTube Doctor!! "
Vaguely remember the scene but I'm note concerned about this pain in my neck! |
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One of mine has been at the emergency vets for 2 nights, we’ve all missed her terribly! She’s being discharged into the care of our regular vet this morning and her condition is no longer life threatening.......phew!
If we hadn’t rushed her to the emergency vet when we did she wouldn’t have made it. We’re very thankful for everything they’ve done |
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"One of mine has been at the emergency vets for 2 nights, we’ve all missed her terribly! She’s being discharged into the care of our regular vet this morning and her condition is no longer life threatening.......phew!
If we hadn’t rushed her to the emergency vet when we did she wouldn’t have made it. We’re very thankful for everything they’ve done "
Great news!!!!!
Hope your furball makes a full recovery. |
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