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over a year ago
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"Just been ta buy a bottle a voddy and the cute young girl in front of me was asked fa ID
Was I? Was I fuck ageist I tells ya xx  "
are you sure they could even see you from the other side of the counter?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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What we need is some more focus groups Soapy....to explore how we can include some more of the minorities in the pursuit of said voddy...
One eyed sailors and mountebanks with a squint..do seem to be marginalised..a scandal..but thats by the by..
And there does indeed.. by all reports.seem to be some discrimination against fellas of yer ilk......its just not representitive of a wider society..
Its time to draw up some lists..you can go top...yeah !!!
Its only a token gesture mucker...I know...there tis...
Now ...if you were a woman....well....MP ?..Judge ?...barrister ?...guess the rest...
We could start a petition..I guess...there`s a thought...
2 motley swingers want equality ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That happened to me and when it was my turn to be served I was never asked...I had to ask them to humour me; pisser was I'd forgotten my driving licence...thankfully she let me off! |
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maybe they have a rule that you have to be "so high" to buy alcohol.. just like they do to ride the good stuff at alton towers.....  "
Or be a smooth tongued charmer to ride the good stuff at Alton Towers  |
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"Just been ta buy a bottle a voddy and the cute young girl in front of me was asked fa ID
Was I? Was I fuck ageist I tells ya xx "
Maybe the checkout girl didn't see ya!   |
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"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day 
Glass of Red?
yuk ...no ta
No taste you... Red vino is lush
Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners, "
You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish
Frock you have taste x |
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"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day
Glass of Red?
yuk ...no ta
No taste you... Red vino is lush
Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,
You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish
Frock you have taste x"
It was frocks i tasted |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day
Glass of Red?
yuk ...no ta
No taste you... Red vino is lush
Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,
You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish
Frock you have taste x"
Mrs A sipped sone of MY Red wine the other night so no way was she drinking cheap rubbish... it's quite simple... the woman has no taste xx |
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"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day
Glass of Red?
yuk ...no ta
No taste you... Red vino is lush
Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,
You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish
Frock you have taste x
It was frocks i tasted "
You saying she cheap? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day
Glass of Red?
yuk ...no ta
No taste you... Red vino is lush
Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,
You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish
Frock you have taste x
It was frocks i tasted "
She was on about the wine dear |
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"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day
Glass of Red?
yuk ...no ta
No taste you... Red vino is lush
Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,
You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish
Frock you have taste x
Mrs A sipped sone of MY Red wine the other night so no way was she drinking cheap rubbish... it's quite simple... the woman has no taste xx"
My apologies, obviously she needs taking in hand |
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"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day
Glass of Red?
yuk ...no ta
No taste you... Red vino is lush
Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,
You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish
Frock you have taste x
It was frocks i tasted
She was on about the wine dear "
opps silly me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day
Glass of Red?
yuk ...no ta
No taste you... Red vino is lush
Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,
You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish
Frock you have taste x
It was frocks i tasted
You saying she cheap?"
I'm NOT cheap
Easy, but not cheap |
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"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day
Glass of Red?
yuk ...no ta
No taste you... Red vino is lush
Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,
You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish
Frock you have taste x
It was frocks i tasted
You saying she cheap?
I'm NOT cheap
Easy, but not cheap "
You and me both hun xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day
Glass of Red?
yuk ...no ta
No taste you... Red vino is lush
Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,
You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish
Frock you have taste x
Mrs A sipped sone of MY Red wine the other night so no way was she drinking cheap rubbish... it's quite simple... the woman has no taste xx
My apologies, obviously she needs taking in hand"
She needs taking more than in hand |
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"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day
Glass of Red?
yuk ...no ta
No taste you... Red vino is lush
Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,
You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish
Frock you have taste x
It was frocks i tasted
You saying she cheap?"
I know nothing |
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"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day
Glass of Red?
yuk ...no ta
No taste you... Red vino is lush
Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,
You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish
Frock you have taste x
Mrs A sipped sone of MY Red wine the other night so no way was she drinking cheap rubbish... it's quite simple... the woman has no taste xx
My apologies, obviously she needs taking in hand
She needs taking more than in hand "
oh this could be promising |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day
Glass of Red?
yuk ...no ta
Fussy ain't ya?"
I'll have hers after the last few days, I am due a bevy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day
Glass of Red?
yuk ...no ta
No taste you... Red vino is lush
Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,
You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish
Frock you have taste x
Mrs A sipped sone of MY Red wine the other night so no way was she drinking cheap rubbish... it's quite simple... the woman has no taste xx
My apologies, obviously she needs taking in hand
She needs taking more than in hand
oh this could be promising "
Oh my... *bangs side of head to try and expell some naughty thoughts*
....reindeer mankini anyone?  |
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"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day
Glass of Red?
yuk ...no ta
No taste you... Red vino is lush
Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,
You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish
Frock you have taste x
Mrs A sipped sone of MY Red wine the other night so no way was she drinking cheap rubbish... it's quite simple... the woman has no taste xx
My apologies, obviously she needs taking in hand
She needs taking more than in hand
oh this could be promising
Oh my... *bangs side of head to try and expell some naughty thoughts*
....reindeer mankini anyone? "
you got the horn
or should that be horns, im easliy confused |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day
Glass of Red?
yuk ...no ta
No taste you... Red vino is lush
Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,
You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish
Frock you have taste x
It was frocks i tasted
You saying she cheap?
I'm NOT cheap
Easy, but not cheap
You and me both hun xx"
xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"could do with a large voddy here, been an stressful day
Glass of Red?
yuk ...no ta
No taste you... Red vino is lush
Ummmm no it aint, its like paint thinners,
You've obviously been drinking cheap rubbish
Frock you have taste x
Mrs A sipped sone of MY Red wine the other night so no way was she drinking cheap rubbish... it's quite simple... the woman has no taste xx
My apologies, obviously she needs taking in hand
She needs taking more than in hand
oh this could be promising
Oh my... *bangs side of head to try and expell some naughty thoughts*
....reindeer mankini anyone?
you got the horn
or should that be horns, im easliy confused "
I'm not sure... but I know I prefer horns to antlers (antlers could prove to be painful ). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Stop hijacking me thread ya bunch of alcoholics
The voddy wasn't fa me either I'm tea total xx
Pants on fire again babes?"
I forted u was me mate xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Stop hijacking me thread ya bunch of alcoholics
The voddy wasn't fa me either I'm tea total xx
Im still waiting on me vodka "
That's sleazy jet for ya xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stop hijacking me thread ya bunch of alcoholics
The voddy wasn't fa me either I'm tea total xx
Pants on fire again babes?
I farted on u me mate xx "
Weirdo... it ain't even listed as an "interest" on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stop hijacking me thread ya bunch of alcoholics
The voddy wasn't fa me either I'm tea total xx
Pants on fire again babes?
I forted u was me mate xx "
I am.
The truth will set you free!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Stop hijacking me thread ya bunch of alcoholics
The voddy wasn't fa me either I'm tea total xx
Pants on fire again babes?
I farted on u me mate xx
Weirdo... it ain't even listed as an "interest" on here "
Stop changing me fookin quotes xx |
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"Stop hijacking me thread ya bunch of alcoholics
The voddy wasn't fa me either I'm tea total xx
Pants on fire again babes?
I farted on u me mate xx
Weirdo... it ain't even listed as an "interest" on here
Stop charging me xx "
ohhhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stop hijacking me thread ya bunch of alcoholics
The voddy wasn't fa me either I'm tea total xx
Pants on fire again babes?
I farted on u me mate xx
Weirdo... it ain't even listed as an "interest" on here
Stop changing me fookin quotes xx "
I did no such thing.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stop hijacking me thread ya bunch of alcoholics
The voddy wasn't fa me either I'm tea total xx
Pants on fire again babes?
I farted on u me mate xx
Weirdo... it ain't even listed as an "interest" on here
Stop changing me xx
ohhhh yes yes yessssssss "
Now we know how you get yer thrills Mrs A |
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"Stop hijacking me thread ya bunch of alcoholics
The voddy wasn't fa me either I'm tea total xx
Pants on fire again babes?
I farted on u me mate xx
Weirdo... it ain't even listed as an "interest" on here
Stop changing me xx
ohhhh yes yes yessssssss
Now we know how you get yer thrills Mrs A "
Didnt you know i like cheap thrills |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just been ta buy a bottle a voddy and the cute young girl in front of me was asked fa ID
Was I? Was I fuck ageist I tells ya xx "
I got asked for ID a couple of years back. I asked the woman on the till if she was joking, then asked her if she would like my phone number!
38 and still getting asked for ID |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stop hijacking me thread ya bunch of alcoholics
The voddy wasn't fa me either I'm tea total xx
Pants on fire again babes?
I farted on u me mate xx
Weirdo... it ain't even listed as an "interest" on here
Stop changing me xx
ohhhh yes yes yessssssss
Now we know how you get yer thrills Mrs A
Didnt you know i like cheap thrills "
Changing??? Is that cheaper than Charging? |
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