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It's a little bit tardy, it's the late late nocturnal thread©™
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over a year ago
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Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What are you up to? Working? Pervin'? Disco dancing? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. And not just on Saturdays. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"good evening jim!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KinkyBird. Your the first poster on this tardy thread. Congratulations!"
woooo I'm never first for anything! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevning once again Jimbo.
Fellas.
TV/TSs.
Pretty Ladies.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Marc. It's only just got dark. "
Lol. I know! It's a big thing for us vampires. ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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over a year ago
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"Evening Jim, I’ve just finished the ironing, can you iron? "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I'm not a good ironer. I get by with genourous softener. And hanging in the bathroom, using the steam from the shower. I'm not very domestic. |
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"Evening Jim, I’ve just finished the ironing, can you iron?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I'm not a good ironer. I get by with genourous softener. And hanging in the bathroom, using the steam from the shower. I'm not very domestic."
Tut tut, can you cook? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"good evening jim!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KinkyBird. Your the first poster on this tardy thread. Congratulations!
woooo I'm never first for anything!"
You're a firster now. Smileyface |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening Jim and everyo.....Oh no, that's boring now "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Most of them probably aren't looking at this thread anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevning once again Jimbo.
Fellas.
TV/TSs.
Pretty Ladies.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Marc. It's only just got dark.
Lol. I know! It's a big thing for us vampires. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening Jim, I’ve just finished the ironing, can you iron?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I'm not a good ironer. I get by with genourous softener. And hanging in the bathroom, using the steam from the shower. I'm not very domestic.
Tut tut, can you cook? "
I can warm things up. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Evening Jim and everyo.....Oh no, that's boring now
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Most of them probably aren't looking at this thread anyway."
Nah...you're probably right Jim... ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Evening Jim and everyo.....Oh no, that's boring now
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Most of them probably aren't looking at this thread anyway.
Nah...you're probably right Jim... "
I'm not often wrong. |
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I need to go upstairs to bed but I can’t be arsed climbing the stairs. If someone could just come round, carry me upstairs and tuck me in I’d be ever so grateful
*disclaimer, I’m somewhat ‘agricultural’ in stature - so don’t sue me if you pull a muscle or pop a disx |
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"I need to go upstairs to bed but I can’t be arsed climbing the stairs. If someone could just come round, carry me upstairs and tuck me in I’d be ever so grateful
*disclaimer, I’m somewhat ‘agricultural’ in stature - so don’t sue me if you pull a muscle or pop a disx"
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesvening, Kirkie. Why is it going to bed sometimes feels like hard work? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need to go upstairs to bed but I can’t be arsed climbing the stairs. If someone could just come round, carry me upstairs and tuck me in I’d be ever so grateful
*disclaimer, I’m somewhat ‘agricultural’ in stature - so don’t sue me if you pull a muscle or pop a disx"
Thought that said fuck me in when i first saw it.
Must book opticians ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Evening Jim and everyo.....Oh no, that's boring now
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Most of them probably aren't looking at this thread anyway.
Nah...you're probably right Jim...
I'm not often wrong."
I know this.... ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*sweeps in*
I need help with applying moisteriser to my substantial sunburnt bits. "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yvaine. I'm always happy to help. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*sweeps in*
I need help with applying moisteriser to my substantial sunburnt bits.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yvaine. I'm always happy to help."
Smother me in the stuff. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hellloooooo Jim.... I’m perving tonight and wondering whether to explore a woman’s body... and it also seems I don’t have a very good sense of humour so I need my funny bone checking too...
Hope you have a FAB evening ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"*sweeps in*
I need help with applying moisteriser to my substantial sunburnt bits.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yvaine. I'm always happy to help.
Smother me in the stuff. "
*Squeezes a liberal amount of moisturiser on to my hands* |
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"I need to go upstairs to bed but I can’t be arsed climbing the stairs. If someone could just come round, carry me upstairs and tuck me in I’d be ever so grateful
*disclaimer, I’m somewhat ‘agricultural’ in stature - so don’t sue me if you pull a muscle or pop a disx
Thought that said fuck me in when i first saw it.
Must book opticians "
Well, you know, if you are offering......![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hellloooooo Jim.... I’m perving tonight and wondering whether to explore a woman’s body... and it also seems I don’t have a very good sense of humour so I need my funny bone checking too...
Hope you have a FAB evening "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Snow. Wonder no more, try a woman, they're great! You should have two funny bones.
Right back at ya. ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hellooooooo Jim and all you lovely fabbers, I’m hanging around and feeling a tad horny tonight, it may have something to do with some rather sexy ladies in an earlier thread I was partaking in hope you’re happy and well Mrs blue eyes
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Blue Eyes. A sexy lady thread, that sounds amazing.. It twas indeed, you should pop over for a read ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) Mrs blue eyes
Was lurking on that earlier thread... so.. road trip organised ?
That’s for the girls to know....... "
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"Hellooooooo Jim and all you lovely fabbers, I’m hanging around and feeling a tad horny tonight, it may have something to do with some rather sexy ladies in an earlier thread I was partaking in hope you’re happy and well Mrs blue eyes
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Blue Eyes. A sexy lady thread, that sounds amazing.. It twas indeed, you should pop over for a read ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) Mrs blue eyes
Was lurking on that earlier thread... so.. road trip organised ?
That’s for the girls to know....... "
My vivid imagination can barely manage at the thought ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need to go upstairs to bed but I can’t be arsed climbing the stairs. If someone could just come round, carry me upstairs and tuck me in I’d be ever so grateful
*disclaimer, I’m somewhat ‘agricultural’ in stature - so don’t sue me if you pull a muscle or pop a disx
Thought that said fuck me in when i first saw it.
Must book opticians
Well, you know, if you are offering...... "
I'd happily risk the back surgery ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*sweeps in*
I need help with applying moisteriser to my substantial sunburnt bits.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yvaine. I'm always happy to help.
Smother me in the stuff.
*Squeezes a liberal amount of moisturiser on to my hands*"
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"I need to go upstairs to bed but I can’t be arsed climbing the stairs. If someone could just come round, carry me upstairs and tuck me in I’d be ever so grateful
*disclaimer, I’m somewhat ‘agricultural’ in stature - so don’t sue me if you pull a muscle or pop a disx
Thought that said fuck me in when i first saw it.
Must book opticians
Well, you know, if you are offering......
I'd happily risk the back surgery "
I know a few good neurosurgeons so you wouldn’t have to wait long! ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Evening...
Been out drinking gin....
Now home drinking gin "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sunrise. They wouldn't make so much if wasn't meant to be imbibed. I suspect you won't be seeing tomorrow's sunrise. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"*sweeps in*
I need help with applying moisteriser to my substantial sunburnt bits.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yvaine. I'm always happy to help.
Smother me in the stuff.
*Squeezes a liberal amount of moisturiser on to my hands*
Thank you my love "
You're welcome. ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need to go upstairs to bed but I can’t be arsed climbing the stairs. If someone could just come round, carry me upstairs and tuck me in I’d be ever so grateful
*disclaimer, I’m somewhat ‘agricultural’ in stature - so don’t sue me if you pull a muscle or pop a disx
Thought that said fuck me in when i first saw it.
Must book opticians
Well, you know, if you are offering......
I'd happily risk the back surgery
I know a few good neurosurgeons so you wouldn’t have to wait long! "
Would i need a neurosurgeon?.
Oh sod it, come here and i'll carry you up the stairs and tuck and or fuck you in x ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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"I need to go upstairs to bed but I can’t be arsed climbing the stairs. If someone could just come round, carry me upstairs and tuck me in I’d be ever so grateful
*disclaimer, I’m somewhat ‘agricultural’ in stature - so don’t sue me if you pull a muscle or pop a disx
Thought that said fuck me in when i first saw it.
Must book opticians
Well, you know, if you are offering......
I'd happily risk the back surgery
I know a few good neurosurgeons so you wouldn’t have to wait long!
Would i need a neurosurgeon?.
Oh sod it, come here and i'll carry you up the stairs and tuck and or fuck you in x "
Depends how bad your back was! You look strong, I’m sure you’ll be fine! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good evening Jim
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. How are you, babe?
that! I’m great thank you. I’ve been hanging out at Uni with the young uns today. How was your day? "
I've never called anyone babe before. Are they starting uni in the autumn? I wanked and I napped, not a bad day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*scoots into thread like a dog scooching its arse across the carpet*
Evening!
Estella!!!
I’m in such a silly mood.
God help us "
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"*scoots into thread like a dog scooching its arse across the carpet*
Evening!
Estella!!!
I’m in such a silly mood.
God help us
Sorry, I disappeared after that! "
We're all waiting for the silly. |
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"*scoots into thread like a dog scooching its arse across the carpet*
Evening!
Estella!!!
I’m in such a silly mood.
God help us
Sorry, I disappeared after that!
We're all waiting for the silly."
Now I feel under pressure!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Are we all happy bunnies this evening then?
I'm certainly happy to see you. Did you get any sunshine today?
Not really it was more hazy than anything,fingers crossed for tomorrow."
Oh balls. When I used to be a sunbather I would sunbathe on a hazy day. |
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"*scoots into thread like a dog scooching its arse across the carpet*
Evening!
Estella!!!
I’m in such a silly mood.
God help us
Sorry, I disappeared after that!
We're all waiting for the silly.
Now I feel under pressure!! "
I shouldn't have said that. I'm sorry. I've ruined some nocturnal nonsense. |
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"Good evening Jim
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. How are you, babe?
that! I’m great thank you. I’ve been hanging out at Uni with the young uns today. How was your day?
I've never called anyone babe before. Are they starting uni in the autumn? I wanked and I napped, not a bad day."
I’m your first! Your phone just knew it felt right.
Not going until next year thank goodness.
That sounds like a good day. I might do that tomorrow ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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Alreet Jim, I'm terrorising a fruit fly larvae that keeps wriggling across ma coffee table. I just keep moving it back to the middle every half hour or so, but it just heads off in the same direction again ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Good evening Jim
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. How are you, babe?
that! I’m great thank you. I’ve been hanging out at Uni with the young uns today. How was your day?
I've never called anyone babe before. Are they starting uni in the autumn? I wanked and I napped, not a bad day.
I’m your first! Your phone just knew it felt right.
Not going until next year thank goodness.
That sounds like a good day. I might do that tomorrow "
Yes you are.
I might do it again tomorrow. |
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"Alreet Jim, I'm terrorising a fruit fly larvae that keeps wriggling across ma coffee table. I just keep moving it back to the middle every half hour or so, but it just heads off in the same direction again "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. What a Saturday night! |
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"Good evening Jim
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. How are you, babe?
that! I’m great thank you. I’ve been hanging out at Uni with the young uns today. How was your day?
I've never called anyone babe before. Are they starting uni in the autumn? I wanked and I napped, not a bad day.
I’m your first! Your phone just knew it felt right.
Not going until next year thank goodness.
That sounds like a good day. I might do that tomorrow "
Babs!!!!!
What is wrong with the ladies tonight? First Estella now you ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Good evening Jim
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. How are you, babe?
that! I’m great thank you. I’ve been hanging out at Uni with the young uns today. How was your day?
I've never called anyone babe before. Are they starting uni in the autumn? I wanked and I napped, not a bad day.
I’m your first! Your phone just knew it felt right.
Not going until next year thank goodness.
That sounds like a good day. I might do that tomorrow
Babs!!!!!
What is wrong with the ladies tonight? First Estella now you "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good evening Jim
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. How are you, babe?
that! I’m great thank you. I’ve been hanging out at Uni with the young uns today. How was your day?
I've never called anyone babe before. Are they starting uni in the autumn? I wanked and I napped, not a bad day.
I’m your first! Your phone just knew it felt right.
Not going until next year thank goodness.
That sounds like a good day. I might do that tomorrow
Babs!!!!!
What is wrong with the ladies tonight? First Estella now you "
Let Babs wank!
I think I've put Estella off her stroke. |
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"*scoots into thread like a dog scooching its arse across the carpet*
Evening!
Estella!!!
I’m in such a silly mood.
God help us
Sorry, I disappeared after that!
We're all waiting for the silly.
Now I feel under pressure!!
I shouldn't have said that. I'm sorry. I've ruined some nocturnal nonsense."
Noc Non is unruined ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good evening Jim
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. How are you, babe?
that! I’m great thank you. I’ve been hanging out at Uni with the young uns today. How was your day?
I've never called anyone babe before. Are they starting uni in the autumn? I wanked and I napped, not a bad day.
I’m your first! Your phone just knew it felt right.
Not going until next year thank goodness.
That sounds like a good day. I might do that tomorrow
Babs!!!!!
What is wrong with the ladies tonight? First Estella now you
Let Babs wank!
I think I've put Estella off her stroke."
*nothing* puts me off my stroke! |
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"Good evening Jim
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. How are you, babe?
that! I’m great thank you. I’ve been hanging out at Uni with the young uns today. How was your day?
I've never called anyone babe before. Are they starting uni in the autumn? I wanked and I napped, not a bad day.
I’m your first! Your phone just knew it felt right.
Not going until next year thank goodness.
That sounds like a good day. I might do that tomorrow
Babs!!!!!
What is wrong with the ladies tonight? First Estella now you
Let Babs wank!
I think I've put Estella off her stroke."
Jim!!!! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Good evening Jim
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. How are you, babe?
that! I’m great thank you. I’ve been hanging out at Uni with the young uns today. How was your day?
I've never called anyone babe before. Are they starting uni in the autumn? I wanked and I napped, not a bad day.
I’m your first! Your phone just knew it felt right.
Not going until next year thank goodness.
That sounds like a good day. I might do that tomorrow
Babs!!!!!
What is wrong with the ladies tonight? First Estella now you
It slipped out, so to speak "
Babs!!!!! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"*scoots into thread like a dog scooching its arse across the carpet*
Evening!
Estella!!!
I’m in such a silly mood.
God help us
Sorry, I disappeared after that!
We're all waiting for the silly.
Now I feel under pressure!!
I shouldn't have said that. I'm sorry. I've ruined some nocturnal nonsense.
Noc Non is unruined "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good evening Jim
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. How are you, babe?
that! I’m great thank you. I’ve been hanging out at Uni with the young uns today. How was your day?
I've never called anyone babe before. Are they starting uni in the autumn? I wanked and I napped, not a bad day.
I’m your first! Your phone just knew it felt right.
Not going until next year thank goodness.
That sounds like a good day. I might do that tomorrow
Babs!!!!!
What is wrong with the ladies tonight? First Estella now you
Let Babs wank!
I think I've put Estella off her stroke.
*nothing* puts me off my stroke!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good evening Jim
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. How are you, babe?
that! I’m great thank you. I’ve been hanging out at Uni with the young uns today. How was your day?
I've never called anyone babe before. Are they starting uni in the autumn? I wanked and I napped, not a bad day.
I’m your first! Your phone just knew it felt right.
Not going until next year thank goodness.
That sounds like a good day. I might do that tomorrow
Babs!!!!!
What is wrong with the ladies tonight? First Estella now you
Let Babs wank!
I think I've put Estella off her stroke.
Jim!!!! "
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"Good evening."
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, my fellow 39 year old James brother from another mother. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface |
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"Alreet Jim, I'm terrorising a fruit fly larvae that keeps wriggling across ma coffee table. I just keep moving it back to the middle every half hour or so, but it just heads off in the same direction again
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. What a Saturday night!"
I've just Googled, and apparently it's a Phorid fly larvae. I've got a minor infestation of them in ma bathroom, they had better enjoy themselves tonight cos they're gonna get what's coming to them tomorrow ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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"Alreet Jim, I'm terrorising a fruit fly larvae that keeps wriggling across ma coffee table. I just keep moving it back to the middle every half hour or so, but it just heads off in the same direction again
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. What a Saturday night!
I've just Googled, and apparently it's a Phorid fly larvae. I've got a minor infestation of them in ma bathroom, they had better enjoy themselves tonight cos they're gonna get what's coming to them tomorrow "
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"Alreet Jim, I'm terrorising a fruit fly larvae that keeps wriggling across ma coffee table. I just keep moving it back to the middle every half hour or so, but it just heads off in the same direction again
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. What a Saturday night!
I've just Googled, and apparently it's a Phorid fly larvae. I've got a minor infestation of them in ma bathroom, they had better enjoy themselves tonight cos they're gonna get what's coming to them tomorrow
Phorid, sounds horid. "
They're harmless enough, they just annoy the fuck out of me by fluttering about in front of ma tv and computer monitor ![](/icons/s/confused.gif) |
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