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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All Peacocks are gay.
Not bisexual, gay. Gay as a fruit basket.  "
When they do that display thing with the feathers out , that’s there equivalent of a dick pic! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Putting  or  or lol makes everything you say funny.
I do it as a nervous habit cos if I don’t people think I’m being aggressive "
Of course, but this is the sweeping statement thread, thus it's not a totally accurate statement! ..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cyclists are pricks......
I’ll second that and add that cyclists are very angry creatures Only when mad car drivers knock us of  "
Maybe you should start stopping at red lights |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"Men who cant accomodate are married  "
That's why I always invite them over to have a coffee with either my son or loud housemates -whomever happens to be around at that time |
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"Cyclists are pricks......
I’ll second that and add that cyclists are very angry creatures Only when mad car drivers knock us of
Maybe you should start stopping at red lights "
Good call
Yesterday evening we followed a trail of 6 cyclists through Gloucester and they ran three red lights . On the fourth set the first three ran the red light , the last three followed but the first almost got knocked off by a car which was simply driving according to the lights . I couldn’t believe it when they started shouting the odds at the driver as he drove off . A couple of cars stopped , one asked if the cyclist was ok . He was subjected to a tirade of abuse about how car drivers treat cyclists badly !!!
Wtf is it that makes cyclists think the rules of the road don’t apply to them ? It’s rife seeing them run red lights in town , |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"Cyclists are pricks......
I’ll second that and add that cyclists are very angry creatures Only when mad car drivers knock us of
Maybe you should start stopping at red lights
Good call
Yesterday evening we followed a trail of 6 cyclists through Gloucester and they ran three red lights . On the fourth set the first three ran the red light , the last three followed but the first almost got knocked off by a car which was simply driving according to the lights . I couldn’t believe it when they started shouting the odds at the driver as he drove off . A couple of cars stopped , one asked if the cyclist was ok . He was subjected to a tirade of abuse about how car drivers treat cyclists badly !!!
Wtf is it that makes cyclists think the rules of the road don’t apply to them ? It’s rife seeing them run red lights in town , "
And how many pedestrians obey the highway code at all times? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cyclists are pricks......
I’ll second that and add that cyclists are very angry creatures Only when mad car drivers knock us of
Maybe you should start stopping at red lights
Good call
Yesterday evening we followed a trail of 6 cyclists through Gloucester and they ran three red lights . On the fourth set the first three ran the red light , the last three followed but the first almost got knocked off by a car which was simply driving according to the lights . I couldn’t believe it when they started shouting the odds at the driver as he drove off . A couple of cars stopped , one asked if the cyclist was ok . He was subjected to a tirade of abuse about how car drivers treat cyclists badly !!!
Wtf is it that makes cyclists think the rules of the road don’t apply to them ? It’s rife seeing them run red lights in town ,
And how many pedestrians obey the highway code at all times?"
Pedestrians are the most dangerous road users. Full stop. |
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"Cyclists are pricks......
I’ll second that and add that cyclists are very angry creatures Only when mad car drivers knock us of
Maybe you should start stopping at red lights "
maybe they should keep their eyes on the road , and stop when they knock a cyclist of |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The grass is greener on the other side.
That's only cos it's made of plastic! "
Technically that’s not grass, but do you happen to live in a Roman estate villa, based on your location?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cyclists are pricks......
I’ll second that and add that cyclists are very angry creatures Only when mad car drivers knock us of
Maybe you should start stopping at red lights maybe they should keep their eyes on the road , and stop when they knock a cyclist of "
Cyclists are cunts |
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"Cyclists are pricks......
I’ll second that and add that cyclists are very angry creatures Only when mad car drivers knock us of
Maybe you should start stopping at red lights maybe they should keep their eyes on the road , and stop when they knock a cyclist of
Cyclists are cunts "
yes lets just knock them all , who cares about leaveing them damaged for life , bloody cyclists  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cyclists are pricks......
I’ll second that and add that cyclists are very angry creatures Only when mad car drivers knock us of
Maybe you should start stopping at red lights maybe they should keep their eyes on the road , and stop when they knock a cyclist of
Cyclists are cunts yes lets just knock them all , who cares about leaveing them damaged for life , bloody cyclists "
And very angry creatures |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All people who think that all cyclists and Audi drivers are dicks are themselves, fucking wankers 
Too many ‘are’ in your statement No there's not, just poor punctuation"
I’m disappointed in you, you have let yourself down, you have let everybody on fab down but most importantly you have let me down. Your Dad |
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"Cyclists are pricks......
I’ll second that and add that cyclists are very angry creatures Only when mad car drivers knock us of
Maybe you should start stopping at red lights maybe they should keep their eyes on the road , and stop when they knock a cyclist of
Cyclists are cunts yes lets just knock them all , who cares about leaveing them damaged for life , bloody cyclists
And very angry creatures "
yes i suppose i am , maybe i should drive a car , oh no i carnt because some stupid car driver who didnt give a fuck felt he didnt need to stop at a junction, stupid me for been in his way |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cyclists are pricks......
I’ll second that and add that cyclists are very angry creatures Only when mad car drivers knock us of
Maybe you should start stopping at red lights maybe they should keep their eyes on the road , and stop when they knock a cyclist of
Cyclists are cunts yes lets just knock them all , who cares about leaveing them damaged for life , bloody cyclists
And very angry creatures yes i suppose i am , maybe i should drive a car , oh no i carnt because some stupid car driver who didnt give a fuck felt he didnt need to stop at a junction, stupid me for been in his way "
I rest my case |
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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago
Swindon |
"All people who think that all cyclists and Audi drivers are dicks are themselves, fucking wankers
Too many ‘are’ in your statement No there's not, just poor punctuation
I’m disappointed in you, you have let yourself down, you have let everybody on fab down but most importantly you have let me down. Your Dad "
Ah well.....I shall reflect on my latest achievement. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All people who think that all cyclists and Audi drivers are dicks are themselves, fucking wankers
Too many ‘are’ in your statement No there's not, just poor punctuation
I’m disappointed in you, you have let yourself down, you have let everybody on fab down but most importantly you have let me down. Your Dad Ah well.....I shall reflect on my latest achievement. "
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"Cyclists are pricks......
I’ll second that and add that cyclists are very angry creatures Only when mad car drivers knock us of
Maybe you should start stopping at red lights maybe they should keep their eyes on the road , and stop when they knock a cyclist of
Cyclists are cunts yes lets just knock them all , who cares about leaveing them damaged for life , bloody cyclists
And very angry creatures yes i suppose i am , maybe i should drive a car , oh no i carnt because some stupid car driver who didnt give a fuck felt he didnt need to stop at a junction, stupid me for been in his way
I rest my case "
you should have told me before it was you that did it , or at least stopped and said hi lol |
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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago
Swindon |
I shall be leaving work shortly, driving home in my Audi (not using indicators) and when there shall then be going out cycling making sure there are large tailbacks behind me with gopro at the ready to report any traffic misdemeanors.
Love you all x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Asian men have tiny Dsssssssss
Hahahaha Debatable
Did I hurt your feelings? "
Nope lol
I actually think your comments threads are entertaining.. Top banter! |
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