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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You know,the one that I meet for coffee who I instantly find socially awkward around,that my hand trembles just putting the coffee mug to my lips. The one that I'm barely taking notice of what's coming out of his mouth because my mind is consumed with kissing him. Where one slight touch from him sends my mind into a spin.

The man that wants to spend time getting to know me inside out,that will be my support. The man who takes his clothes off and wants to be inside me,the man that makes me cum everytime. The man that I can have my best time's with and be my absolute self around.

I came close once...

Will I ever find that man I'm 50 and haven't found him yet,it's not looking good is it...

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

I hate to sound all cliched, but I'm afraid you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your Prince... but I'm sure he's out there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I asumed it was the cake man in doncaster the way you two have been flirting last few weeks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try Bumble

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

He's there you just don't know it.

He's looking at a gorgeous blond, probably feeling socially awkward, not knowing what to say.

Tongue dry in mouth, sweaty hands wringing, wondering how to approach you.

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Seeside is single and very enthusiastic, go on give him a shot.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I hate to sound all cliched, but I'm afraid you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your Prince... but I'm sure he's out there."

I'm 50 I've kissed a few frogs so to speak. Not saying they were frogs,just not compatible.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"He's there you just don't know it.

He's looking at a gorgeous blond, probably feeling socially awkward, not knowing what to say.

Tongue dry in mouth, sweaty hands wringing, wondering how to approach you.

It doesn't work the other way around I need him to be confident and sweat free.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Seeside is single and very enthusiastic, go on give him a shot."

and not a virgin...oh and tash free.

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By *oungalpha20Man over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

If you seek for it, you'll never find it. You're a good looking woman. Let them come to you.

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I haven't found mine either, so I have resigned myself to the single life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought I found him once. He then married someone else twice. 10 years on he tells me he made a mistake.

I don't think I'll ever allow someone that much of me again.

Happy ever after only exists in films I think

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Try Bumble

What's Bumble like have you tried it?

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By *ingdong11Man over a year ago

emsworth

"You know,the one that I meet for coffee who I instantly find socially awkward around,that my hand trembles just putting the coffee mug to my lips. The one that I'm barely taking notice of what's coming out of his mouth because my mind is consumed with kissing him. Where one slight touch from him sends my mind into a spin.

I came close once...

Will I ever find that man I'm 50 and haven't found him yet,it's not looking good is it...

Im here , waiting for you

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Seeside is single and very enthusiastic, go on give him a shot.

and not a virgin...oh and tash free."

I'm sure he would agree to shave it off if you agree to take his virginity

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Statistically - probably some factory worker in China.

You go girl.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I haven't found mine either, so I have resigned myself to the single life

No we can't give in. I feel the need to comfort eat which isn't great.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Seeside is single and very enthusiastic, go on give him a shot.

and not a virgin...oh and tash free.

I'm sure he would agree to shave it off if you agree to take his virginity"

I was going to say I'm out of his age range,but it appears no-one is on here!

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Statistically - probably some factory worker in China.

You go girl."

Oh needs to 6ft as well,will tolerate 5'11" at a push.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Try Bumble

What's Bumble like have you tried it?"

Well i have the app on my phone but I've never actually had the bottle to message anyone yet..

The good thing about it is they can express an interest in you but can't message you.. women call the shots

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So piece of cakes not the one?

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By *inkerbell67Woman over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Im still looking im 51

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"So piece of cakes not the one?"

He's nearly half my age.

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"So piece of cakes not the one?

He's nearly half my age."

That’s just his Fab age, he’s really in his early 50s

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Try Bumble

What's Bumble like have you tried it?

Well i have the app on my phone but I've never actually had the bottle to message anyone yet..

The good thing about it is they can express an interest in you but can't message you.. women call the shots"

I may give it a go it can't hurt can it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I came close once...

Will I ever find that man I'm 50 and haven't found him yet,it's not looking good is it...

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Nah yer fucked

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"So piece of cakes not the one?

He's nearly half my age.

That’s just his Fab age, he’s really in his early 50s

Poor bugger has had a hard life then,wonder if he used to work down them pits they had in Yorkshire.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I came close once...

Will I ever find that man I'm 50 and haven't found him yet,it's not looking good is it...

Nah yer fucked

Shut up you.

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

" Nah yer fucked

No, I think that’s the problem

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too perfect to exist, they seem like that as you described from the beginning but they change when they are not on their best behaviour and no longer trying to snipe you

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Thought you where seeing a roofer op or have i got you mixed up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I came close once...

Will I ever find that man I'm 50 and haven't found him yet,it's not looking good is it...

Nah yer fucked

Shut up you."
have you tried the Bridge club . Or bingo .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

here I am

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Seeside is single and very enthusiastic, go on give him a shot.

and not a virgin...oh and tash free.

I'm sure he would agree to shave it off if you agree to take his virginity"

He’s previously said he won’t

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm here, but I'm afraid I met the girl of my dreams on Match dot com, but had you been a month earlier with your post - you'd have had me …. dammit eh ?

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Seeside is single and very enthusiastic, go on give him a shot.

and not a virgin...oh and tash free.

I'm sure he would agree to shave it off if you agree to take his virginity

I was going to say I'm out of his age range,but it appears no-one is on here!"

Are you strictly no facial hair?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Thought you where seeing a roofer op or have i got you mixed up"

Less said about that the better,he was just a shag anyway. Bit weird actually the website builder place I found him on emailed to say his account has been deleted from the site and they can't say why due to privacy.

He's either been sacked for shagging all his customers or he's dead. Would be good to know he's ok though.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Seeside is single and very enthusiastic, go on give him a shot.

and not a virgin...oh and tash free.

I'm sure he would agree to shave it off if you agree to take his virginity

I was going to say I'm out of his age range,but it appears no-one is on here!

Are you strictly no facial hair?"

No definitely not I'm just not rocking the tash only look,my dad had it in the 70's.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

" I don't think I'll ever allow someone that much of me again.

Happy ever after only exists in films I think"

This. My heart could break just reading the OP and knowing I will never feel like that ever again :,-(

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Thought you where seeing a roofer op or have i got you mixed up

He's either been sacked for shagging all his customers or he's dead. Would be good to know he's ok though."
oh god that is a bit weird. Think id be curious to know

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Too perfect to exist, they seem like that as you described from the beginning but they change when they are not on their best behaviour and no longer trying to snipe you

Oh yeah most thing's go tits up eventually. Just be nice to have it for a while I suppose.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

Maybe you will have to find a diamond in the rough and keep polishing him until he meets your requirements and is that Man

Tick tock tick tock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

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your fucked as well . Id hate to be old

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

your fucked as well . Id hate to be old

Thanks!!!!

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Thought you where seeing a roofer op or have i got you mixed up

He's either been sacked for shagging all his customers or he's dead. Would be good to know he's ok though.oh god that is a bit weird. Think id be curious to know"

I am,something isn't right somewhere along the line. Hope nothing goes wrong with my roof or I'm buggered.

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I came close once...

Will I ever find that man I'm 50 and haven't found him yet,it's not looking good is it...

Never give up hope. There's someone out there for everyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

your fucked as well . Id hate to be old

Thanks!!!! "
yer welcome

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

I'd give my dream up for you to have yours any day you know it cheeky.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I came close once...

Will I ever find that man I'm 50 and haven't found him yet,it's not looking good is it...

Well you once said you like eating men and spitting them out so he might be scared lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

your fucked as well . Id hate to be old

Thanks!!!! yer welcome

Whatever

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Seeside is single and very enthusiastic, go on give him a shot.

and not a virgin...oh and tash free.

I'm sure he would agree to shave it off if you agree to take his virginity

I was going to say I'm out of his age range,but it appears no-one is on here!

Are you strictly no facial hair?

No definitely not I'm just not rocking the tash only look,my dad had it in the 70's."

Yeah my Dad had the Magnum look I get what you’re saying

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

your fucked as well . Id hate to be old

Tosh I don't want to break it to you,but your older than most people on this site chuck.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

I'd give my dream up for you to have yours any day you know it cheeky."

I’ve given up on that dream it is what it is!

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I came close once...

Will I ever find that man I'm 50 and haven't found him yet,it's not looking good is it...

Well you once said you like eating men and spitting them out so he might be scared lol

Yeah my chat up lines are shit I get it.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

I'd give my dream up for you to have yours any day you know it cheeky.

I’ve given up on that dream it is what it is! "
you could match up with seeside hes the sites sperm donor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

your fucked as well . Id hate to be old

Tosh I don't want to break it to you,but your older than most people on this site chuck."
oh fuck yeah . Oh well in that case im sure you and cheeky will find yerselfs young studs

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

I'd give my dream up for you to have yours any day you know it cheeky.

I’ve given up on that dream it is what it is! "

Please don't that brings tears to my eyes,I know that pain.

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Try Bumble

She going have to actually talk to them first when she matches up and not let the time run out or other wise it will be a missed opportunity

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

I'd give my dream up for you to have yours any day you know it cheeky.

I’ve given up on that dream it is what it is! you could match up with seeside hes the sites sperm donor"

Haha

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

your fucked as well . Id hate to be old

Tosh I don't want to break it to you,but your older than most people on this site chuck. oh fuck yeah . Oh well in that case im sure you and cheeky will find yerselfs young studs

I don't want a young stud someone around my age (no older) would be great.

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By *aughtybutniceBBWWoman over a year ago

The County of Northamptonshire

I could quite easily have written all that.

Maybe all us women need to start a commune

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Try Bumble

She going have to actually talk to them first when she matches up and not let the time run out or other wise it will be a missed opportunity "

What there's a time limit? Oh lord thats not good then I'm terrible at communicating.

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By *meraldShoesWoman over a year ago

bridgnorth

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

Feel you!! 37

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

your fucked as well . Id hate to be old

Tosh I don't want to break it to you,but your older than most people on this site chuck. oh fuck yeah . Oh well in that case im sure you and cheeky will find yerselfs young studs

I don't want a young stud someone around my age (no older) would be great. "
haha i like the way yiu said . No older . Just incase i was getting any ideas

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Its a long road...sometimes I think he doesnt exist

But hay ho must be optimistic

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Op. Im 53 and never experienced what youve described. Im a slow burner i need to get to know someone. Im not one for looks (although i do have to find them attractive) so im not the sort that would be quivering in my coffee over anyone

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

"I hate to sound all cliched, but I'm afraid you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your Prince... but I'm sure he's out there."

That’s where I’m going wrong then. I’ve kissed a lot of princes that turned into frogs.

I’ve given up looking for love now anyway. It’s not gonna happen, I’m too closed off for my own good now. Layer upon layer of scar tissue on my heart has put paid to that.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

your fucked as well . Id hate to be old

Tosh I don't want to break it to you,but your older than most people on this site chuck. oh fuck yeah . Oh well in that case im sure you and cheeky will find yerselfs young studs

I don't want a young stud someone around my age (no older) would be great. haha i like the way yiu said . No older . Just incase i was getting any ideas

I wasn't,but I'd shag you if that makes you feel better old man.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you get told... “men would be crazy not to want you...” and “they would be lucky to have you.”

Well that’s all well and good but the I think were the fuck are they because So far my experience hasn’t been good in my single life...

I don’t know what the answer is for you... a lot of us seem to suffer with low self esteem or confidence at times but then I think why!!!!?? We are all amazing women in our own rights so don’t see it as a failure on your part... and to not have hope is rubbish... your an attractive woman so don’t give up hope.... he will find you eventually and when the time is right!!

Hugs xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

your fucked as well . Id hate to be old

Tosh I don't want to break it to you,but your older than most people on this site chuck. oh fuck yeah . Oh well in that case im sure you and cheeky will find yerselfs young studs

I don't want a young stud someone around my age (no older) would be great. haha i like the way yiu said . No older . Just incase i was getting any ideas

I wasn't,but I'd shag you if that makes you feel better old man."
Well im sure it probably would . But your too grumpy

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Op. Im 53 and never experienced what youve described. Im a slow burner i need to get to know someone. Im not one for looks (although i do have to find them attractive) so im not the sort that would be quivering in my coffee over anyone"

I did once I felt intimidated in a good way around him,I realised it was because I fancied the backside of him and well as his personality.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

Feel you!! 37

"
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By *meraldShoesWoman over a year ago

bridgnorth

"Do you get told... “men would be crazy not to want you...” and “they would be lucky to have you.”

Well that’s all well and good but the I think were the fuck are they because So far my experience hasn’t been good in my single life...

Hugs xxxx"

Are you my inside head voice?!

Because I’m shit

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

"I could quite easily have written all that.

Maybe all us women need to start a commune

There are hundreds possibly thousands on this site in similar situations and not just Women

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

your fucked as well . Id hate to be old

Tosh I don't want to break it to you,but your older than most people on this site chuck. oh fuck yeah . Oh well in that case im sure you and cheeky will find yerselfs young studs

I don't want a young stud someone around my age (no older) would be great. haha i like the way yiu said . No older . Just incase i was getting any ideas

I wasn't,but I'd shag you if that makes you feel better old man. Well im sure it probably would . But your too grumpy

That's down to me being perimenopausal and fuck all to do with me,my bloody hormones are all over the place. Now get your bloody kit off.

I don't know what you mean anyway I'm really nice in person.

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By *meraldShoesWoman over a year ago

bridgnorth

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

Feel you!! 37

xx "

Fucking men....

*shuffles off into a corner to cry*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you get told... “men would be crazy not to want you...” and “they would be lucky to have you.”

Well that’s all well and good but the I think were the fuck are they because So far my experience hasn’t been good in my single life...

Hugs xxxx

Are you my inside head voice?!

Because I’m shit

Define shit before I comment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

your fucked as well . Id hate to be old

Tosh I don't want to break it to you,but your older than most people on this site chuck. oh fuck yeah . Oh well in that case im sure you and cheeky will find yerselfs young studs

I don't want a young stud someone around my age (no older) would be great. haha i like the way yiu said . No older . Just incase i was getting any ideas

I wasn't,but I'd shag you if that makes you feel better old man. Well im sure it probably would . But your too grumpy

That's down to me being perimenopausal and fuck all to do with me,my bloody hormones are all over the place. Now get your bloody kit off.

I don't know what you mean anyway I'm really nice in person."
See . Now yer in a mood . I cant have sex on a whim . I need too be wooed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" I don't think I'll ever allow someone that much of me again.

Happy ever after only exists in films I think

This. My heart could break just reading the OP and knowing I will never feel like that ever again :,-("

Never say never x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well you once said on a thread that you like eating men and spitting them out so he might be scared lol

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Do you get told... “men would be crazy not to want you...” and “they would be lucky to have you.”

Well that’s all well and good but the I think were the fuck are they because So far my experience hasn’t been good in my single life...

Hugs xxxx"

Some seem to go through life with partner after partner and are ever barely single,I can never find anyone I'm hugely attracted to as well as our personalties being compatible,other than for something casual.

I don't want casual anymore,I don't want to be in someone's pocket,but something more meaningful would be great. I need to start saying what I can offer a man rather than me saying the type of man I would like. Perhaps that's where I'm going wrong x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give banana man a shout , he’s rather entertaining

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seeside is single and very enthusiastic, go on give him a shot."

Very enthusiastic

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

your fucked as well . Id hate to be old

Tosh I don't want to break it to you,but your older than most people on this site chuck. oh fuck yeah . Oh well in that case im sure you and cheeky will find yerselfs young studs

I don't want a young stud someone around my age (no older) would be great. haha i like the way yiu said . No older . Just incase i was getting any ideas

I wasn't,but I'd shag you if that makes you feel better old man. Well im sure it probably would . But your too grumpy

That's down to me being perimenopausal and fuck all to do with me,my bloody hormones are all over the place. Now get your bloody kit off.

I don't know what you mean anyway I'm really nice in person. See . Now yer in a mood . I cant have sex on a whim . I need too be wooed

Me saying get you kit off was my wooing you,is it not working?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give banana man a shout , he’s rather entertaining "

I love milfs too

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By *meraldShoesWoman over a year ago

bridgnorth

"Do you get told... “men would be crazy not to want you...” and “they would be lucky to have you.”

Well that’s all well and good but the I think were the fuck are they because So far my experience hasn’t been good in my single life...

Hugs xxxx

Are you my inside head voice?!

Because I’m shit

Define shit before I comment

xx"

Lack of confidence etc blah blah

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Give banana man a shout , he’s rather entertaining "

Well that's one word for him...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give banana man a shout , he’s rather entertaining

I love milfs too

There you go sorted

you heard the jungle drums fella

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sure you will have a (very long) shortlist of applicants soon.

I'll happily apply, and you can interview me anytime!!

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Do you get told... “men would be crazy not to want you...” and “they would be lucky to have you.”

Well that’s all well and good but the I think were the fuck are they because So far my experience hasn’t been good in my single life...

Hugs xxxx

That's what I don't understand either, how do these serial daters find each other? I've been single for over 12 years now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe you told him to fuck off when times were better and he took you at your word..?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I came close once...

Will I ever find that man I'm 50 and haven't found him yet,it's not looking good is it...

I'm still waiting too ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you get told... “men would be crazy not to want you...” and “they would be lucky to have you.”

Well that’s all well and good but the I think were the fuck are they because So far my experience hasn’t been good in my single life...

Hugs xxxx

The other year I fell madly and deeply in love with someone to have my heart totally ripped to shreds but having being single a while now and because of past experiences I tend to think how lucky I was to have them instead of thinking actually I’m a bloody amazing sexy person they should be falling over to have me... now I only think that 0.5% of the time... the rest is why would anyone want me... and like I said you get all the ‘they would be lucky’ blah blah blah... and your right I think that’s part of our downfall not being more confident to say actually I am bloody amazing...and this is why!!

It makes me sad that for so many people the past affects us so much.. at least you’ve had realtionships but now it’s about finding out more what YOU actually want and not compromising?!!

Im probably talking bollocks hahaha xxx

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Do you get told... “men would be crazy not to want you...” and “they would be lucky to have you.”

Well that’s all well and good but the I think were the fuck are they because So far my experience hasn’t been good in my single life...

Hugs xxxx

That's what I don't understand either, how do these serial daters find each other? I've been single for over 12 years now

Apart from the odd few months with people I've been single for about 7 years now,it's crazy isn't it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well as my mum used to tell me when i was out of work

Go out and get one they dont just come knock on your door usually

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

your fucked as well . Id hate to be old

Tosh I don't want to break it to you,but your older than most people on this site chuck. oh fuck yeah . Oh well in that case im sure you and cheeky will find yerselfs young studs

"
Oh not all of us want young studs

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Maybe you told him to fuck off when times were better and he took you at your word..?"

I've read that a few time's,its too deep for me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you get told... “men would be crazy not to want you...” and “they would be lucky to have you.”

Well that’s all well and good but the I think were the fuck are they because So far my experience hasn’t been good in my single life...

Hugs xxxx

That's what I don't understand either, how do these serial daters find each other? I've been single for over 12 years now

Apart from the odd few months with people I've been single for about 7 years now,it's crazy isn't it."

Ive been single around 7 months and I'm sure the honeymoon period will end soon but I'm surprised how nice it is to just have my own space.... is that odd?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you get told... “men would be crazy not to want you...” and “they would be lucky to have you.”

Well that’s all well and good but the I think were the fuck are they because So far my experience hasn’t been good in my single life...

Hugs xxxx

Are you my inside head voice?!

Because I’m shit

Define shit before I comment

Lack of confidence etc blah blah"

Well I think we all think that... and feel inadequate and not enough... my demons make me feel like that... but that tiny voice sometimes yells out... ‘Oi... you are fucking amazing and don’t forget it’ but then something usually happens that ends up making me feel really naff again...

We should start a big ourselves up group not to be cocky but just to start trying to make ourselves feel better!!!

Sending you hugs as well xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No nice single dads at the school gates.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Do you get told... “men would be crazy not to want you...” and “they would be lucky to have you.”

Well that’s all well and good but the I think were the fuck are they because So far my experience hasn’t been good in my single life...

Hugs xxxx

That's what I don't understand either, how do these serial daters find each other? I've been single for over 12 years now

Apart from the odd few months with people I've been single for about 7 years now,it's crazy isn't it.

Ive been single around 7 months and I'm sure the honeymoon period will end soon but I'm surprised how nice it is to just have my own space.... is that odd?

No it isn't odd I love my own space and can't ever see myself living with someone ever again,but I'd love my man to live next door. This is an all girl household,even the guinea pigs and goldfish are girl's.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

I came close once...

Will I ever find that man I'm 50 and haven't found him yet,it's not looking good is it...

It's not looking bad either. My dad who's 91 says "you have to live til you die". What he means is don't wait for a specific event until you start your life and don't stop doing things because you've reached a certain age. The love of your life might be round the corner or he might never appear. Where's the harm in enjoying the company of some men who don't make your hand tremble...yet.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Do you ever look else where for men? Like join hobby clubs or go out socialing. Maybe you might find him through other shared interests

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By *loswingersCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

I came close once...

Will I ever find that man I'm 50 and haven't found him yet,it's not looking good is it...

I’m going to be very honest here , and say I doubt you will find him . It’s not that you won’t find anyone , but that man that pushes all your buttons ? He doesn’t exist ! He may have done 30 odd years ago before you became the whole person you have become now , but now you know what you really want , no man will ever meet the expectations you have .

So what’s the answer ?

I would advise you to lower your expectations to a more realistic level . Simple as that , and good luck

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

What about Notnot up there^^^. He's nice looking and tall

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"No nice single dads at the school gates. "

My daughter goes into 6 form in September she's not rocking the idea of me waiting for her at the school gates anymore,for some reason...

Still bloody wants me to drive her there though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you get told... “men would be crazy not to want you...” and “they would be lucky to have you.”

Well that’s all well and good but the I think were the fuck are they because So far my experience hasn’t been good in my single life...

Hugs xxxx

That's what I don't understand either, how do these serial daters find each other? I've been single for over 12 years now

Apart from the odd few months with people I've been single for about 7 years now,it's crazy isn't it.

Ive been single around 7 months and I'm sure the honeymoon period will end soon but I'm surprised how nice it is to just have my own space.... is that odd?

lol... agree totally, is next door available for rent !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

I came close once...

Will I ever find that man I'm 50 and haven't found him yet,it's not looking good is it...

So what’s the answer ?

I would advise you to lower your expectations to a more realistic level . Simple as that , and good luck

I would say that this is realistic and sensible advice

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What about Notnot up there^^^. He's nice looking and tall

I had to scroll all the way up there I didn't know who you meant I missed him (apologies). He looks nice,but we're miles apart.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I came close once...

Will I ever find that man I'm 50 and haven't found him yet,it's not looking good is it...

So what’s the answer ?

I would advise you to lower your expectations to a more realistic level . Simple as that , and good luck

I completely agree,the problem is if I don't find someone instantly attractive I switch off and don't give someone a chance. It's like I need to feel that instant buzz or it's a no brainer. I can't seem to get past that point.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No nice single dads at the school gates.

My daughter goes into 6 form in September she's not rocking the idea of me waiting for her at the school gates anymore,for some reason...

Still bloody wants me to drive her there though."

So funny that statement,yes been there had to drop mine of half mile down the road from school gates soooooo embarrassing apparently , but mum’s taxi available 24/7

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Do you get told... “men would be crazy not to want you...” and “they would be lucky to have you.”

Well that’s all well and good but the I think were the fuck are they because So far my experience hasn’t been good in my single life...

Hugs xxxx

That's what I don't understand either, how do these serial daters find each other? I've been single for over 12 years now

Apart from the odd few months with people I've been single for about 7 years now,it's crazy isn't it.

Ive been single around 7 months and I'm sure the honeymoon period will end soon but I'm surprised how nice it is to just have my own space.... is that odd?

lol... agree totally, is next door available for rent !!

Bloody wish it was,it would be great to have neighbours I actually like.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"No nice single dads at the school gates.

My daughter goes into 6 form in September she's not rocking the idea of me waiting for her at the school gates anymore,for some reason...

Still bloody wants me to drive her there though.

So funny that statement,yes been there had to drop mine of half mile down the road from school gates soooooo embarrassing apparently , but mum’s taxi available 24/7 "

Oh no she doesn't mind that,I can drop her at the gates,but then bugger off quick. Gone are the days when she used to come running out to me and jump into my arms...

Apart from the fact she's flatten me know if she did that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you get told... “men would be crazy not to want you...” and “they would be lucky to have you.”

Well that’s all well and good but the I think were the fuck are they because So far my experience hasn’t been good in my single life...

Hugs xxxx

That's what I don't understand either, how do these serial daters find each other? I've been single for over 12 years now

Apart from the odd few months with people I've been single for about 7 years now,it's crazy isn't it.

Ive been single around 7 months and I'm sure the honeymoon period will end soon but I'm surprised how nice it is to just have my own space.... is that odd?

lol... agree totally, is next door available for rent !!

Bloody wish it was,it would be great to have neighbours I actually like."

haha... jus imagine if they fancied you ... i'd trust you with a key x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give banana man a shout , he’s rather entertaining

I love milfs too

There you go sorted

you heard the jungle drums fella

I can smell her orgasms from here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I met who I thought was the one. We had a wonderful life together but sadly after getting married and some personal reason it didn’t work out.

I felt exactly like you OP for a very long time. Then I met a man on Fab who changed my life. Now here we are. He was very unexpected but life really can change in a heartbeat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Carpet bowls, ovaltine and a wee hearty bowl of soup x that’s your future op I’m not long behind lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

Feel you!! 37

xx "

I lost baby #1 at 21 and baby #2 at 37. Hysterectomy at 42 so dream stamped on... What makes it worse is everyone says "you'd have been an amazing mum"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I came close once...

Will I ever find that man I'm 50 and haven't found him yet,it's not looking good is it...

So what’s the answer ?

I would advise you to lower your expectations to a more realistic level . Simple as that , and good luck

Very good point.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Carpet bowls, ovaltine and a wee hearty bowl of soup x that’s your future op I’m not long behind lol "

What the flip are carpet bowls?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

Feel you!! 37

I lost baby #1 at 21 and baby #2 at 37. Hysterectomy at 42 so dream stamped on... What makes it worse is everyone says "you'd have been an amazing mum"

When you can't do what nature dictates you should be doing it's devastating.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Carpet bowls, ovaltine and a wee hearty bowl of soup x that’s your future op I’m not long behind lol

What the flip are carpet bowls?"

Bowls! An old persons pastime

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Carpet bowls, ovaltine and a wee hearty bowl of soup x that’s your future op I’m not long behind lol

What the flip are carpet bowls?

Bowls! An old persons pastime "

Oh right I was thinking a bowl you eat out off,got you!

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By *meraldShoesWoman over a year ago

bridgnorth

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

Feel you!! 37

I lost baby #1 at 21 and baby #2 at 37. Hysterectomy at 42 so dream stamped on... What makes it worse is everyone says "you'd have been an amazing mum"

Great. Like you didn’t know...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Carpet bowls, ovaltine and a wee hearty bowl of soup x that’s your future op I’m not long behind lol

What the flip are carpet bowls?

Bowls! An old persons pastime

Oh right I was thinking a bowl you eat out off,got you!"

Just trying to lighten the mood, you will be fine. When who knows but you will be x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I came close once...

Will I ever find that man I'm 50 and haven't found him yet,it's not looking good is it...

So what’s the answer ?

I would advise you to lower your expectations to a more realistic level . Simple as that , and good luck

Take one of those zapper wands with a give yourself a quick buzz in the armpit or something when you feel yourself dropping off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

Feel you!! 37

I lost baby #1 at 21 and baby #2 at 37. Hysterectomy at 42 so dream stamped on... What makes it worse is everyone says "you'd have been an amazing mum"

When you can't do what nature dictates you should be doing it's devastating."

Hindsight shows though Ignite, that it's a good thing it didn't work out because the fiancé (baby 1) didn't work out and the husband (baby 2) didn't either and I don't think I would have made a great single parent buuuuuut, I still live in hope of finding someone I can get old with ... However unlikely it seems at the moment...

You're way more attractive than me so you should find someone ... Just be a teeny bit less picky eh?

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By *ransGuyTV/TS over a year ago

Cardiff

I came close once...

Will I ever find that man I'm 50 and haven't found him yet,it's not looking good is it...

Mum has not long turned 60 and, from how she talks, she's only just found her man after years of being married to guys who turned out to be pricks. He does actually appear to be a real nice guy, and I mean by his actions not by what he says.

So I wouldn't give up hope yet.

Just live a life that makes you happy without a man. You are more likely to find the right guy with the attraction of happiness than with desperation and sadness as that tends to attract dicks. Plus if one doesn't happen to come across you then it doesn't matter as you're still living a life you enjoy. Only you can make you happy, and you'll never be happy if you rely on someone else to do it, plus that's not fair as it's not their responsibility, it's yours.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I came close once...

Will I ever find that man I'm 50 and haven't found him yet,it's not looking good is it...

So what’s the answer ?

I would advise you to lower your expectations to a more realistic level . Simple as that , and good luck

Take one of those zapper wands with a give yourself a quick buzz in the armpit or something when you feel yourself dropping off"

Good idea,do you think that might look a bit weird though me fumbling around for my zapper thing in my handbag and buzzing myself. He may think it's some kind of sexual thing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No nice single dads at the school gates.

My daughter goes into 6 form in September she's not rocking the idea of me waiting for her at the school gates anymore,for some reason...

Still bloody wants me to drive her there though."

damn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I came close once...

Will I ever find that man I'm 50 and haven't found him yet,it's not looking good is it...

So what’s the answer ?

I would advise you to lower your expectations to a more realistic level . Simple as that , and good luck

Take one of those zapper wands with a give yourself a quick buzz in the armpit or something when you feel yourself dropping off

Good idea,do you think that might look a bit weird though me fumbling around for my zapper thing in my handbag and buzzing myself. He may think it's some kind of sexual thing."

He'll just think your electric for him

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By *ransGuyTV/TS over a year ago

Cardiff

I have just realised that it looks like I'm calling you desperate and sad, I'm not, I certainly didn't mean for it to come out like that, sorry! I hope you got what I meant in a non insulting way!

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

Feel you!! 37

I lost baby #1 at 21 and baby #2 at 37. Hysterectomy at 42 so dream stamped on... What makes it worse is everyone says "you'd have been an amazing mum"

When you can't do what nature dictates you should be doing it's devastating.

You're way more attractive than me so you should find someone ... Just be a teeny bit less picky eh?

Trust me it's surprising what you can do when you don't have a choice,we're stronger than we think we are. My girl's are adopted and they're left me emotionally battered at time's,my mission to get them to adulthood in one piece is nearly complete.

Would I have still adopted knowing I was going to be a single parent two very short year's later,yes I would. We have a shared role though,thank the Lord!

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By *aenMan over a year ago

Here and There

"He's there you just don't know it.

He's looking at a gorgeous blond, probably feeling socially awkward, not knowing what to say.

Tongue dry in mouth, sweaty hands wringing, wondering how to approach you.

It doesn't work the other way around I need him to be confident and sweat free."

That's exactly what I was thinking as I read that post - if he's that lacking in confidence I doubt he's going to be the one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All this reading makes up for "what a load of bollox" ... im here waiting for your horny milfy hot ass ! Cock in hand throbbin for you. Pm me if you you want what you looking for p.s ... i dint no frog lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

Feel you!! 37

I lost baby #1 at 21 and baby #2 at 37. Hysterectomy at 42 so dream stamped on... What makes it worse is everyone says "you'd have been an amazing mum"

When you can't do what nature dictates you should be doing it's devastating.

You're way more attractive than me so you should find someone ... Just be a teeny bit less picky eh?

Would I have still adopted knowing I was going to be a single parent two very short year's later,yes I would. We have a shared role though,thank the Lord!"

You're clearly a great woman then.

I did look into adoption but got turned down because of my (then) weight ... So someone, somewhere was determined I wasn't going to be a mum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All this reading makes up for "what a load of bollox" ... im here waiting for your horny milfy hot ass ! Cock in hand throbbin for you. Pm me if you you want what you looking for p.s ... i dint no frog lol"

Wow

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By *aenMan over a year ago

Here and There

Hah, now I see where I've been doing this fab thing all wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hah, now I see where I've been doing this fab thing all wrong.

Haha, straight to the point

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I came close once...

Will I ever find that man I'm 50 and haven't found him yet,it's not looking good is it...

"
I have offered

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Not read all the thread so sorry if I'm repeating advice already given....

Stop looking for him.

It's that simple.

Stop looking and just bumble along happy doing your own thing and he will find you when and where you very least expect it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Try Bumble

She going have to actually talk to them first when she matches up and not let the time run out or other wise it will be a missed opportunity "

yes I did that once by mistake

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I have just realised that it looks like I'm calling you desperate and sad, I'm not, I certainly didn't mean for it to come out like that, sorry! I hope you got what I meant in a non insulting way!"

I did although the desperate and sad may not be to far off. I'd just love someone by my side you know,someone just for me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Corr what a charmer

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

People you need to help me out am I being insulted or is he flirting with me I can't make it out?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People you need to help me out am I being insulted or is he flirting with me I can't make it out? "

I think he wants to smash yer backdoors in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People you need to help me out am I being insulted or is he flirting with me I can't make it out? "

read his profile that will help you make your mind up

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Try being 38 and your biological clock is screaming at you

Feel you!! 37

I lost baby #1 at 21 and baby #2 at 37. Hysterectomy at 42 so dream stamped on... What makes it worse is everyone says "you'd have been an amazing mum"

When you can't do what nature dictates you should be doing it's devastating.

You're way more attractive than me so you should find someone ... Just be a teeny bit less picky eh?

Would I have still adopted knowing I was going to be a single parent two very short year's later,yes I would. We have a shared role though,thank the Lord!

You're clearly a great woman then.

I did look into adoption but got turned down because of my (then) weight ... So someone, somewhere was determined I wasn't going to be a mum

Trust me it was a hard decision to try adoption after trying fertility treatment for so long,as the thought of strangers saying whether we were good enough to be parents was not something I could accept at first. I had councilling to try and help me through it which was useless and no help whatsoever...only I could come to that decision in the end.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

People you need to help me out am I being insulted or is he flirting with me I can't make it out?

read his profile that will help you make your mind up

I'm creased up here,that's the best giggle I've had all day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d do you

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

People you need to help me out am I being insulted or is he flirting with me I can't make it out?

I think he wants to smash yer backdoors in.

I'm going to take your word for it,right ladies back off he's all mine.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

People you need to help me out am I being insulted or is he flirting with me I can't make it out?

read his profile that will help you make your mind up

Nude Man with a odd shaped cock, Apparently there is a whole site full of them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People you need to help me out am I being insulted or is he flirting with me I can't make it out?

I think he wants to smash yer backdoors in.

I'm going to take your word for it,right ladies back off he's all mine."

Dammit, shoulda kept my mouth shut. I coulda been having some 'real dicky'

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

People you need to help me out am I being insulted or is he flirting with me I can't make it out?

I think he wants to smash yer backdoors in.

I'm going to take your word for it,right ladies back off he's all mine.

Dammit, shoulda kept my mouth shut. I coulda been having some 'real dicky'

Well we live and learn don't we chick,you can have him after me if you want if I've not completely ruined him though. He may be fit for nothing.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'm going to piss up that wonderful lamppost of his...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your welcome to it anytime ! golden oldy x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mother always said “ Every pot has a lid “

Don’t give up hope your perfect man is out there....

Just focus on making yourself happy until he arrives...

But whatever you do ... don’t get any cats...

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Your welcome to it anytime ! golden oldy x"

You've got the chat you haven't you,you must have women falling at you.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Your welcome to it anytime ! golden oldy x

You've got the chat you haven't you,you must have women falling at you."

That's a lot of you's.

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I think that the best thing you can do is just get out and enjoy life and try new things.

Sometimes you can try too hard to find something that is perfect. In actual fact it might be the imperfect that is right for you. The right man might just not be evident straight away.

I wasn't looking for love when I met Cal, through a mutual friend. We got to know each other as friends, that evolved into a sex based relationship and that into love. In many ways we're opposites but it works...

Nita

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im starting to think things like that don’t exist.

I’m 40 in six weeks and haven’t met mine yet.

Maybe it’s all a myth!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing wrong with a bit of heath robinson..You right there hun, You hot ass sexy milf you x

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I think that the best thing you can do is just get out and enjoy life and try new things.

Sometimes you can try too hard to find something that is perfect. In actual fact it might be the imperfect that is right for you. The right man might just not be evident straight away.

Nita "

That's a nice love story...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I came close once...

Will I ever find that man I'm 50 and haven't found him yet,it's not looking good is it...

Sorry, I got him first

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By *ficouldMan over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

I came close once...

Will I ever find that man I'm 50 and haven't found him yet,it's not looking good is it...

Wow

What a thought, what a discription

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Damn I had a date (ish) this afternoon,but didn't really feel any spark,nice guy though. Just noticed he's gone UNLOS,I'm driving people away from the site.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bullshit!... im sat in zinis, bawtry. with my lemonade wallet waitin for you lol

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By *aenMan over a year ago

Here and There

"Damn I had a date (ish) this afternoon,but didn't really feel any spark,nice guy though. Just noticed he's gone UNLOS,I'm driving people away from the site."

Was that a date that happened or one that didn’t?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn I had a date (ish) this afternoon,but didn't really feel any spark,nice guy though. Just noticed he's gone UNLOS,I'm driving people away from the site."

I think you still have time..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im starting to think things like that don’t exist.

I’m 40 in six weeks and haven’t met mine yet.

Maybe it’s all a myth!! "

You want a myth right

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Damn I had a date (ish) this afternoon,but didn't really feel any spark,nice guy though. Just noticed he's gone UNLOS,I'm driving people away from the site.

Was that a date that happened or one that didn’t?"

It did happen this afternoon.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Bullshit!... im sat in zinis, bawtry. with my lemonade wallet waitin for you lol"

Wait your sweat I'm on my way...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn I had a date (ish) this afternoon,but didn't really feel any spark,nice guy though. Just noticed he's gone UNLOS,I'm driving people away from the site."

Maybe really fancied you but didn’t like the idea of sharing you after sort of thing or maybe he’s married or attached and the guilt was too much

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Damn I had a date (ish) this afternoon,but didn't really feel any spark,nice guy though. Just noticed he's gone UNLOS,I'm driving people away from the site.

Maybe really fancied you but didn’t like the idea of sharing you after sort of thing or maybe he’s married or attached and the guilt was too much "

I didn't feel the spark he said he was gutted.

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