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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yesterday I thought how long it's been since I last stubbed my toe. Then, as I am a pessimistic misery (ladies

), I thought it's probably bound to happen pretty soon now.

Then I thought that thinking it will happen soon will now mean it will never happen, just becouse I thought it. But surely in thinking that it won't happen becouse of my thinking would mean it would happen due to my new way of thinking. Then I thought it wouldn't. Then I thought it would.

I just want to stub my toe now and end this. It's worth the mild pain for a few days.

So what's wrong with me?

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

To ease your mind, today I wondered how long it has been since there has been a report on self combustion. The papers were once rife with it, so people are either stopping it or self combustion has now been cured.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To ease your mind, today I wondered how long it has been since there has been a report on self combustion. The papers were once rife with it, so people are either stopping it or self combustion has now been cured. "

I read about Spontaneous Combustion in a book on the unexplained when I was a kid. Genuinely convinced it was going to happen to me.

Thanks for bringing it up again buddy.

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

I read about Spontaneous Combustion in a book on the unexplained when I was a kid. Genuinely convinced it was going to happen to me.

Thanks for bringing it up again buddy.

Yes.. spontaneous. Nearly made a thread on it but got distracted by cigarettes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wtf are you lot shmokin thish is crazhy shtuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My dad bought me that book when I was really too young which was basicly:

"The devil possesses young boys."

"Look at this picture of a ghost in a young boys bedroom. That could be you tonight."

"You're going to be probed by an alien."

Thanks Dad!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yesterday I thought how long it's been since I last stubbed my toe. Then, as I am a pessimistic misery (ladies

), I thought it's probably bound to happen pretty soon now.

I just want to stub my toe now and end this. It's worth the mild pain for a few days.

So what's wrong with me?

If it means that much to you, go and slam your toe against your bedroom door

Then go and lie on your bed

Then I'll come and kiss it better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could stamp on your toe while wearing heels instead if you like?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come round my grampa's house and run past his fireplace, bastard hearth always gets my toe!

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

"My dad bought me that book when I was really too young which was basicly:

"The devil possesses young boys."

"Look at this picture of a ghost in a young boys bedroom. That could be you tonight."

"You're going to be probed by an alien."

Thanks Dad!

My dad tried to re-wire a socket, he flew across the room as he didn't turn the mains off. He sizzled a bit and our freezer packed in for half an hour while we prodded him.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"Yesterday I thought how long it's been since I last stubbed my toe. Then, as I am a pessimistic misery (ladies

), I thought it's probably bound to happen pretty soon now.

I just want to stub my toe now and end this. It's worth the mild pain for a few days.

So what's wrong with me?

You're over anxious. If you weren't worrying about stubbing your toe you'd be worrying about something else.

A colleague of mine worried so much about a suggested change to our working practice that she implemented it herself before it was agreed, just to get some peace of mind. The change was never implemented.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You're over anxious. If you weren't worrying about stubbing your toe you'd be worrying about something else.

I've done this. I quit a good paying job once becouse I just couldn't deal with the level of constant unnecessary change.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come round my grampa's house and run past his fireplace, bastard hearth always gets my toe!"

No running in the house

Its the worlds most dangerous place

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

You're over anxious. If you weren't worrying about stubbing your toe you'd be worrying about something else.

I've done this. I quit a good paying job once becouse I just couldn't deal with the level of constant unnecessary change. "

This wasn't unnecessary, an unwise solution to a problem maybe. She couldn't and still can't deal well with change.

I don't think you can alter how you are in this respect just alter how you deal with being how you are. Some of us aren't concerned enough about things and that causes its own problems

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was wondering the same recently. How weird. Wonder if it was something they were eating back then.

And what happened to the Bermuda Triangle?

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I have absolutely no idea what’s wrong with you but I did stub my toe the other day. I kicked the sofa as I ran through the living room. It hurt and is very bruised!

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

I was wondering the same recently. How weird. Wonder if it was something they were eating back then.

And what happened to the Bermuda Triangle?

They stopped making them, and instead just put it all in a pot.....oh, hang on, that's Dairylea

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By *loswingersCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

"Yesterday I thought how long it's been since I last stubbed my toe. Then, as I am a pessimistic misery (ladies

), I thought it's probably bound to happen pretty soon now.

I just want to stub my toe now and end this. It's worth the mild pain for a few days.

So what's wrong with me?

You quite like James Blunt , enough said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was wondering the same recently. How weird. Wonder if it was something they were eating back then.

And what happened to the Bermuda Triangle?

They stopped making them, and instead just put it all in a pot.....oh, hang on, that's Dairylea

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