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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Anyone else think it should be banned and any deviants who partake in such bass and vulgar habits should be thrown to the wolves ?
bacon & tomato ketchup is fine tho  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone else think it should be banned and any deviants who partake in such bass and vulgar habits should be thrown to the wolves ?
bacon & tomato ketchup is fine tho "
how very dare you ?
the rules are quite clear on this !
bacon = brown sauce
sausage = brown sauce
egg = red sauce
that's you two straight on the block list  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope
Can't beat HP Sauce.
see what i mean, filth!"
Love HP with all sorts even cheese yummmmmmmm next you will be telling me you hate marmite and thats just heven on all things mmm yummmmmm x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone else think it should be banned and any deviants who partake in such bass and vulgar habits should be thrown to the wolves ?
bacon & tomato ketchup is fine tho
how very dare you ?
the rules are quite clear on this !
bacon = brown sauce
sausage = brown sauce
egg = red sauce
that's you two straight on the block list "
Not sure which rules you have been reading but it clearly states in paragraph 2 sub section c in 'The Rules of Rob'
Bacon & brown sauce is the devils work.
Sausage and brown sauce is acceptable however provided there are no onions present.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope
Can't beat HP Sauce.
see what i mean, filth! Love HP with all sorts even cheese yummmmmmmm next you will be telling me you hate marmite and thats just heven on all things mmm yummmmmm x "
Gagging |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope
Can't beat HP Sauce.
see what i mean, filth! Love HP with all sorts even cheese yummmmmmmm next you will be telling me you hate marmite and thats just heven on all things mmm yummmmmm x
Gagging"
Well my mouths watering here mmmmmmmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope
Can't beat HP Sauce.
see what i mean, filth! Love HP with all sorts even cheese yummmmmmmm next you will be telling me you hate marmite and thats just heven on all things mmm yummmmmm x
Gagging Well my mouths watering here mmmmmmmmmm "
best say no more about that lol |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"Nope
Can't beat HP Sauce.
see what i mean, filth! Love HP with all sorts even cheese yummmmmmmm next you will be telling me you hate marmite and thats just heven on all things mmm yummmmmm x "
Sorry Jo but yes hate marmite
(Makes me cringe just looking at a jar of it...nasty stuff) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I really want a very crispy bacon sandwich now with a bit of brown sauce on it!
I don;t know why I come into these food threads,they always make me hungry |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
Think I am a bit odd as I don't like tomato ketchup, brown sauce, mustard, pickle or anything like that.
Only really like mayo and peanut butter (not that I would have that on my bacon or sausage ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really want a very crispy bacon sandwich now with a bit of brown sauce on it!
I don;t know why I come into these food threads,they always make me hungry"
dunno if id eat any food u cum on....altho am sure itd make it a sweet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really want a very crispy bacon sandwich now with a bit of brown sauce on it!
I don;t know why I come into these food threads,they always make me hungry
dunno if id eat any food u cum on....altho am sure itd make it a sweet"
hahahaha only you could turn an innocent comment into filth  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really want a very crispy bacon sandwich now with a bit of brown sauce on it!
I don;t know why I come into these food threads,they always make me hungry
dunno if id eat any food u cum on....altho am sure itd make it a sweet
hahahaha only you could turn an innocent comment into filth "
its my main hobby lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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First of all it has to HP Brown sauce and Heinz red sauce ! Daddies at a push .
Right bacon sandwich = red sauce
Sausage sandwich = brown sauce
Sausage and bacon with hash brown = red
Sausage and mash = brown sauce
Eggs fried, poached or scrambled = red sauce
And that my friends is the law and how I roll
Will Royal Navy RTD |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I thought it was the law
Bacon with brown sauce
Sausages with red sauce (always Heinz)
Sausage and bacon with egg (runny yolk so no sauce required)
If sauce runs out no substitutes are allowed ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone else think it should be banned and any deviants who partake in such bass and vulgar habits should be thrown to the wolves ?
bacon & tomato ketchup is fine tho "
bacon has to be crispy with fruity sauce |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
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Brown sauce is the nectar of the gods. Up there alongside that other god, Marmite. It's champions on the field of battle are Pickles and Pickled Onions and its hand maidens are Lea & Perrins and Soy sauces.
Tomato sauce is the spawn of the devil and as such is the choice of children! May as well put a spoon of sugar on your food!
Just as an aside to all this and while we are thinking Marmite... 1 x piece of bread, preferably thickly sliced and thickly buttered. Marmite in a reasonable quantity spread and mixed into butter.. Peanut butter spread thickly over the top and the bread folded in half! Yummy...
(You may have noticed in that last bit that the word "thickly" features a lot! Well, it is your duty to always spread any of the above culinary delights "thickly")
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Brown sauce is the nectar of the gods. Up there alongside that other god, Marmite. It's champions on the field of battle are Pickles and Pickled Onions and its hand maidens are Lea & Perrins and Soy sauces.
Tomato sauce is the spawn of the devil and as such is the choice of children! May as well put a spoon of sugar on your food!
Just as an aside to all this and while we are thinking Marmite... 1 x piece of bread, preferably thickly sliced and thickly buttered. Marmite in a reasonable quantity spread and mixed into butter.. Peanut butter spread thickly over the top and the bread folded in half! Yummy...
(You may have noticed in that last bit that the word "thickly" features a lot! Well, it is your duty to always spread any of the above culinary delights "thickly")
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well i am with you on this xxxxx xxx food of the GODS yes xxxxx |
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Red sauce is nothing but odd and surplus to life in general.
The king of all sauces is Lea and Perrins but that is reserved for specialist applications such as stew, savoury mince etc
Brown sauce for bacon all the way - we see brown sauce as being more of an industrial application for food in work's time.. |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
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"well i am with you on this xxxxx xxx food of the GODS yes xxxxx
Jo, you could be with us anytime, babe xxxx Been a long time  Sure has Years i have known you two lovelys xxxxx And hope we get to meet again and in the morning have some of the brown stuff , lol on the bacon .. xxx "
Yummy! Perhaps a Jo sandwich with brown sauce lol xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"First of all it has to HP Brown sauce and Heinz red sauce ! Daddies at a push .
Right bacon sandwich = red sauce
Sausage sandwich = brown sauce
Sausage and bacon with hash brown = red
Sausage and mash = brown sauce
Eggs fried, poached or scrambled = red sauce
And that my friends is the law and how I roll
Will Royal Navy RTD "
bobhitandmiss, I will shortly be inviting you to help me form the next Government. as you are obviously a man of sound judgment.  |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
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"bobhitandmiss, I will shortly be inviting you to help me form the next Government. as you are obviously a man of sound judgment. "
You do realize that wars are fought over less!!  You just be careful, we are travelling to Penzance next week and we have to pass Bodmin! There you'll be, sitting there all secure and next thing, brown sauce all over!
(But we do offer a "Brown Sauce Lickup Service! ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"bobhitandmiss, I will shortly be inviting you to help me form the next Government. as you are obviously a man of sound judgment.
You do realize that wars are fought over less!! You just be careful, we are travelling to Penzance next week and we have to pass Bodmin! There you'll be, sitting there all secure and next thing, brown sauce all over!
(But we do offer a "Brown Sauce Lickup Service! )"
are u really sure its brown sauce, cos sometimes my pants have the same markings |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone else think it should be banned and any deviants who partake in such bass and vulgar habits should be thrown to the wolves ?
bacon & tomato ketchup is fine tho "
Only chavs have ketchup with bacon. Us more refined souls take HP with our pork.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Anyone else think it should be banned and any deviants who partake in such bass and vulgar habits should be thrown to the wolves ?
bacon & tomato ketchup is fine tho
Only chavs have ketchup with bacon. Us more refined souls take HP with our pork. "
I resemble that comment |
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"Anyone else think it should be banned and any deviants who partake in such bass and vulgar habits should be thrown to the wolves ?
bacon & tomato ketchup is fine tho "
Fekkin heathen, begone with your abomination of a sandwich!!
Its the Law..... HP sauce on bacon goddammit!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"bacon = brown sauce (or worcester sauce if served with eggs on a plate with bread on the side )
sausage = red sauce (oh, and it has to be Heinz)
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Brown sauce and Worcester sauce on hot sausage sarnies, bread dipped in the pig fat first mind bostin' |
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"First of all it has to HP Brown sauce and Heinz red sauce ! Daddies at a push .
Right bacon sandwich = red sauce
Sausage sandwich = brown sauce
Sausage and bacon with hash brown = red
Sausage and mash = brown sauce
Eggs fried, poached or scrambled = red sauce
And that my friends is the law and how I roll
Will Royal Navy RTD "
No No No!!!
Beans with Sausage and mash you degenerate..... then, and only then, can you marry up pork and tommy k mun!!
And I will not even start with the eggs... tommy k..... jeez, has the man no taste? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"First of all it has to HP Brown sauce and Heinz red sauce ! Daddies at a push .
Right bacon sandwich = red sauce
Sausage sandwich = brown sauce
Sausage and bacon with hash brown = red
Sausage and mash = brown sauce
Eggs fried, poached or scrambled = red sauce
And that my friends is the law and how I roll
Will Royal Navy RTD
No No No!!!
Beans with Sausage and mash you degenerate..... then, and only then, can you marry up pork and tommy k mun!!
And I will not even start with the eggs... tommy k..... jeez, has the man no taste? "
Welsh folk eh !!! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Saw a guy in ozzle the other day walking down town with a pasty in one hand and bottle of ketchup in the other.
He squirted his oggy after every bite
dirty bastard |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Saw a guy in ozzle the other day walking down town with a pasty in one hand and bottle of ketchup in the other.
He squirted his oggy after every bite
dirty bastard "
That is filth, i can feel my gag reflex. did you not set the hounds to him for pity sake ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone else think it should be banned and any deviants who partake in such bass and vulgar habits should be thrown to the wolves ?
bacon & tomato ketchup is fine tho
how very dare you ?
the rules are quite clear on this !
bacon = brown sauce
sausage = brown sauce
egg = red sauce
that's you two straight on the block list "
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ok sorry to be a rebel..
but this is how you eat a bacon sarni...
2 slices white bread, spread with butter, then on one slice you put HELLMENS mayo, the crispy bacon goes on top of that, then hienz tommy K on the bacon,in blobs before toping with the other sice of bread and squashing the top slice down to spread the tommy K... perfect..
X HSM |
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"ok sorry to be a rebel..
but this is how you eat a bacon sarni...
2 slices white bread, spread with butter, then on one slice you put HELLMENS mayo, the crispy bacon goes on top of that, then hienz tommy K on the bacon,in blobs before toping with the other sice of bread and squashing the top slice down to spread the tommy K... perfect..
X HSM "
no no no, you got it all wrong, its 2 slices of bread and butter (not marg) crispy bacon covered with chesse and smothered in brown sauce ... yum yum |
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"ok sorry to be a rebel..
but this is how you eat a bacon sarni...
2 slices white bread, spread with butter, then on one slice you put HELLMENS mayo, the crispy bacon goes on top of that, then hienz tommy K on the bacon,in blobs before toping with the other sice of bread and squashing the top slice down to spread the tommy K... perfect..
X HSM
no no no, you got it all wrong, its 2 slices of bread and butter (not marg) crispy bacon covered with chesse and smothered in brown sauce ... yum yum "
no,, oh dear thats only right if its then squashed into a toastie.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"ok sorry to be a rebel..
but this is how you eat a bacon sarni...
2 slices white bread, spread with butter, then on one slice you put HELLMENS mayo, the crispy bacon goes on top of that, then hienz tommy K on the bacon,in blobs before toping with the other sice of bread and squashing the top slice down to spread the tommy K... perfect..
X HSM
no no no, you got it all wrong, its 2 slices of bread and butter (not marg) crispy bacon covered with chesse and smothered in brown sauce ... yum yum "
I think you will find adding cheese to the brown sauce depravity is actually a capitol offence. Retract your statement immediately. |
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"ok sorry to be a rebel..
but this is how you eat a bacon sarni...
2 slices white bread, spread with butter, then on one slice you put HELLMENS mayo, the crispy bacon goes on top of that, then hienz tommy K on the bacon,in blobs before toping with the other sice of bread and squashing the top slice down to spread the tommy K... perfect..
X HSM
no no no, you got it all wrong, its 2 slices of bread and butter (not marg) crispy bacon covered with chesse and smothered in brown sauce ... yum yum
I think you will find adding cheese to the brown sauce depravity is actually a capitol offence. Retract your statement immediately."
cheese and brown sauce ...yummy yum |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Melted cheese on toast was invented for brown sauce "
I am beginning to suspect yon Jack here is the devils spawn and can only have yon ladies in his thrall by means of supernatural trickery and witchcraft.
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"Melted cheese on toast was invented for brown sauce
I am beginning to suspect yon Jack here is the devils spawn and can only have yon ladies in his thrall by means of supernatural trickery and witchcraft.
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try it, you know you want to |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack! |
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(You may have noticed in that last bit that the word "thickly" features a lot! Well, it is your duty to always spread any of the above culinary delights "thickly")
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Or put another way, you`ve been known to have food with your brown sauce!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Melted cheese on toast was invented for brown sauce
I am beginning to suspect yon Jack here is the devils spawn and can only have yon ladies in his thrall by means of supernatural trickery and witchcraft.
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You're way off mate, it's my smouldering good looks and my unmatched skill with my "love gun" that keeps 'em keen |
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